Gustaue Flavbert
cataribartok.bsky.social
Gustaue Flavbert
@cataribartok.bsky.social
Man, just some dude
My wife's brother, who is vegan, was over for Thanksgiving and I gotta say I killed it with my dairy- and egg-free persian spiced sweet potato pie with a pistachio crust
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
People are really hung up on whether being glad this is starting to happen means you think the bad shits are good shits now. No! The celebration is that the bad shits now think the king bad shit gonna leave behind some bad shit for his princeling bad shits.
A lot of people are pointing out that this guy is no prince among men and that JPMorgan Chase has done some stuff, and right—that’s what makes it so notable that this guy thinks there will be accountability for this stuff in the future. He believes this is the *strategic* choice. That’s revealing.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
does anybody have the follow up on whether Hammer wound up hurting em in the end
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm egging of you lease don't steal my an
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
everybody loves raymond...uh yeah...let's just say I'd like to see the cross tabs on that one.....
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm the giant blue head shooting a contentment beam from the ol schnozzola
Art by Ron Miller for Eternity by Greg Bear (1988)
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
looks like a blu ray I'd really want to watch
And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don't know who this Phyllis Stein is, but she and I sure seem to agree a lot on what's stupid and boring
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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> Mass General Brigham

Come the fuck on
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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There should be consequences for the whole Fed Soc legal conspiracy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Billy Bragg is a great songwriter of my lifetime, but he should probably get about 45 minutes in purgatory for “Shirley, your sexual politics have left me all of a muddle / Shirley, we're joined in the ideological cuddle”
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Only eating clean protein (chicken fried steak with a Palmolive reduction)
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Kristin Hersh got so tired of people thinking her songs were all dream imagery and symbolism that she sat down and wrote the lyrics "This woman __LITERALLY__ felt she had a hook in her head"
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Look, I hear you, and maybe I'm erring on the side of caution. I'm just really worried about the scenario where a person has big boobs and doesn't know.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Divorcing my wife because she bought something on ebay that came in a uline box. I'm not saying she should have known but she should have known. I still love her. How could she do this to me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When I was a kid watching these commercials I thought you were supposed to take one of those tiny pellets spilling out of the capsule and I thought “that’s impractical.”
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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We gotta punish these people. We don’t have to interrupt research activities but what we do need to do is unleash a firehose of money to deepen and expand academic operations and categorically remove collaborators from access to such funding.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just wringing out some beets for latkes. Not murder. Not murder.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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(jimmy buffet voice) looking for my, lost pillar of salt
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm sorry, but Wendie Jo Sperber is simply the best name for a comic actress. You can't beat Wendie Jo Sperber.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Asked my young teenaged nephew if he wants to see Keanu Reeves in Waiting for Godot and he said "I'd love to see John Wick in real life!"
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
THIS IS THE SIGNAL WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. IT'S GOING DOWN, FELLAS!!!!!
Massachusetts man accused of shooting a golfer with a BB-type pellet
Massachusetts man accused of shooting a golfer with a BB-type pellet
www.bostonherald.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mine is my wife hates thanksgiving food. One year, we escaped by going to Paris with friends. The place we stayed wound up being across the street from an American themed restaurant called…”Thanksgiving.”
My Thanksgiving abroad story is that the only time I’ve ever puked blood was when we though the guy who deep fried ducks could handle a turkey that someone got from a Wal-Mart in Nanchang
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yes I’m proposing a Sapir-Whorf carve out for foot stuff
my theory is if "feet" wasn't such a goofy word that kinda rhymes with fetid then people wouldn't get horny about them
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM