Gustaue Flavbert
cataribartok.bsky.social
Gustaue Flavbert
@cataribartok.bsky.social
Man, just some dude
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you never needed an RF modulator to compute than you're a tiny baby who should be careful he doesn't choke on his zwiebacks
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ddexit is what they call it when Dat Denmark gonna leave the EU
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My wife bought on sale some of the most delicious coffee beans I've ever encountered (from Bacha roasters in Marrakech). Perfectly nutty and roasty, but light-medium roast so it's not just a bowl of ersatz espresso. Currently struggling to knock off my morning writing before starting my job.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
accurate
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just wringing out some beets for latkes. Not murder. Not murder.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“STINKS”
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The projector is actually the only means I have of playing all the cassettes I’ve accepted with pity from friends’ musical projects
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It was filmstrip night last night. We learned about the word “clomb.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This French horror movie — about how a new pesticide contaminates wine, causing painful oozing sores on the inflicted before turning them into oozing pestilant demi zombies bent on murder — is like a Pertwee era Doctor Who story, if there wasn't a Doctor, but there were lots of boobs and bush.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’ll accept any month aside from April (“the coward’s month”)
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
KING FUNGUS WIELDS HIS SCEPTER in the new grizzled dude tarot
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
looks like I broke AI guys
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
TASTE THE (EARTH TONE) RAINBOW
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sorry, this is the only band named Nirvana I recognize
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I can fix him
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I have some suggestions for how they could improve efficiency on the New York -> San Francisco -> Chicago route.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
been wondering how they make it. glad it’s not how I’d thought.
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm sorry preceded by whom now?
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Gonna start opening all my text messages like that
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The Road goes ever on and on, kehd
Down from the door where it began, kehd
Someone tell Sully
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM