Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
Please be normal to me
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Im a girthy little man; impossible to catch once properly greased or buttered
July 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Im a girthy little man; impossible to catch once properly greased or buttered
Worst Types of Jobsite Guy
1. Uses Impact Driver for Drill Stuff Guy
2. Cheap Work Boots Guy
3. Afraid of Getting Wet/Dirty Guy
4. Calls His Ex-Wife on Breaks Guy
5. Guy On House Arrest That Makes People Run Errands for Him
6. Drunk Guys
7. White Hard Hats
8. Suited Execs with Brand New Workboots
1. Uses Impact Driver for Drill Stuff Guy
2. Cheap Work Boots Guy
3. Afraid of Getting Wet/Dirty Guy
4. Calls His Ex-Wife on Breaks Guy
5. Guy On House Arrest That Makes People Run Errands for Him
6. Drunk Guys
7. White Hard Hats
8. Suited Execs with Brand New Workboots
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Worst Types of Jobsite Guy
1. Uses Impact Driver for Drill Stuff Guy
2. Cheap Work Boots Guy
3. Afraid of Getting Wet/Dirty Guy
4. Calls His Ex-Wife on Breaks Guy
5. Guy On House Arrest That Makes People Run Errands for Him
6. Drunk Guys
7. White Hard Hats
8. Suited Execs with Brand New Workboots
1. Uses Impact Driver for Drill Stuff Guy
2. Cheap Work Boots Guy
3. Afraid of Getting Wet/Dirty Guy
4. Calls His Ex-Wife on Breaks Guy
5. Guy On House Arrest That Makes People Run Errands for Him
6. Drunk Guys
7. White Hard Hats
8. Suited Execs with Brand New Workboots
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Marmalade Update: i kiss marmo on the forehead a lot. At first she didnt know what to think but now leans into it but in a startling and adorable new development, she's started pressing her little face into MY forehead whenever I'm laying down. At first I thought fluke but it keeps happening
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Marmalade Update: i kiss marmo on the forehead a lot. At first she didnt know what to think but now leans into it but in a startling and adorable new development, she's started pressing her little face into MY forehead whenever I'm laying down. At first I thought fluke but it keeps happening
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Experiencing an autism flare-up as I navigate a frustrated sea of bodies all clamouring for gross excess between towering rows of plastic shit down at the costco
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Experiencing an autism flare-up as I navigate a frustrated sea of bodies all clamouring for gross excess between towering rows of plastic shit down at the costco
Telling a woman she's pretty until she bites me
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Telling a woman she's pretty until she bites me
What is the cut off for short kings? Im seeing a lot of talk about 5'8" but that seems high. 5'8" is medium not short. I miss the halcion days where I thought I was 5'6" instead of my horrid reality as a 5'7.5" behemoth, lording my towering visage over the townsfolk
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What is the cut off for short kings? Im seeing a lot of talk about 5'8" but that seems high. 5'8" is medium not short. I miss the halcion days where I thought I was 5'6" instead of my horrid reality as a 5'7.5" behemoth, lording my towering visage over the townsfolk
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20yrs ago i signed my parents up for a catalogue from a sex toy store and then forgot about it until my dad texted me:
'Did you sign your mother and I up for a dildo book because one come in the mail. We arent very happy right now'
'Did you sign your mother and I up for a dildo book because one come in the mail. We arent very happy right now'
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
20yrs ago i signed my parents up for a catalogue from a sex toy store and then forgot about it until my dad texted me:
'Did you sign your mother and I up for a dildo book because one come in the mail. We arent very happy right now'
'Did you sign your mother and I up for a dildo book because one come in the mail. We arent very happy right now'
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'Mother says im difficult' in the tinder profile
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
'Mother says im difficult' in the tinder profile
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
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Dr Who beat the shit out of my grandfather with like a ratchet or something. Savaged him. The guy's not welcome on my property
January 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dr Who beat the shit out of my grandfather with like a ratchet or something. Savaged him. The guy's not welcome on my property
Stressing out that i wont get to finish my everlasting gobstopper as the pilot tearfully tells us he's done all he can
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Stressing out that i wont get to finish my everlasting gobstopper as the pilot tearfully tells us he's done all he can
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A thing i started saying to other short men is 'we look some cute climbing into these giant trucks' and let me tell you, they HATE it, but usually its in a professional context and im their boss so they have to hollowly chuckle even tho i can see they are incandescent with rage. This is praxis
April 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A thing i started saying to other short men is 'we look some cute climbing into these giant trucks' and let me tell you, they HATE it, but usually its in a professional context and im their boss so they have to hollowly chuckle even tho i can see they are incandescent with rage. This is praxis
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Super liking my cousin on tinder to get out of attending all future family reunions.
April 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Super liking my cousin on tinder to get out of attending all future family reunions.
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My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
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Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
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Have a day, people.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Have a day, people.
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The trend of people putting their fetishes in the newspaper needs to stop. At first it was elon musk with his racist breeding kink and now its the nuzzi woman with her mid butthole. I dont need to know this stuff. This is private stuff. Who raised these people
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The trend of people putting their fetishes in the newspaper needs to stop. At first it was elon musk with his racist breeding kink and now its the nuzzi woman with her mid butthole. I dont need to know this stuff. This is private stuff. Who raised these people
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we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
You must think im stupid do ya punk? Oh, you do? Rad. Good instincts dude im dumb as fucken dogshit
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You must think im stupid do ya punk? Oh, you do? Rad. Good instincts dude im dumb as fucken dogshit
I love it when my free gift has a retail value of $21.99 + applicable taxes
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I love it when my free gift has a retail value of $21.99 + applicable taxes
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