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@brenthor.bsky.social

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 5

You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.

Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 4h

Refreshing

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 7h

Me watching Das Boot: bet it smells fucken crazy in there

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Ged/Sparrowhawk @ged-sparrowhawk.bsky.social · 9h

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 7h

I learned about that as a kid, like 6-7yo, and the boat museum had a wooden replica of it and another early sub that they let us go into and told us about how it was manned with a bunch of dudes that kept suffocating and I had nightmares about it for a long time. I still get them sometimes

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 7h

Learning and growing

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 8h

That means cum is a bisque, technically. Penile cum i mean.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 8h

Is squirt soup or broth? I think broth right? Bc it dont got chunks

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 8h

grey aliens: weakest kind. not a threat

nordic aliens: ultra-yakubeans. play sun ra at them & they'll combust

reptilian aliens: some of these can be pretty hench so beware

mantis aliens: not physically strong but you'll need technique to catch them

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11h

We had ours yesterday

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11h

Nuggets and a poutine

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 12h

I got wendys, for my agonies

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 12h

The only food or drink ive had all day is five cups of black coffee. Can anyone tell me why I'm in a terrible mood

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 16h

Fuck! Theres always exceptions. You know the ones I mean

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 16h

Same but I never will

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jul 5

Americas next top uncle

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Mar 22

Me, telling my coworkers about how my nephew likes pudding: im tellin ya, the boy is a grade A slophound just like his uncle

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu."

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 21h

Got up to some uncle shit the other day and taught my little nephew old timey swears. He keot saying skibidi toilet and i dont know what that is but I hate it so I taught him 'flibbertigibbet', 'codswallop', and 'blatherskate'

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 1d

my nephew just made this for me. you think it’s cute? it’s not. he’s a 23 year old cashier at Spirit Halloween

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1d

extra long charging cables make me feel like a decadent slut

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah by running them over or by shooting them

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jan 6

I started wrapping my pills in ham slices. I got the idea from my parents dog. The guy cant speak a single word of english but he comes up with a play like ham slices. I will never cease marvelling at Nature

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 3d

Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 1d

I DID get to eat a lot of this ham tho ultimately, good day

A beautiful incandescent ham. The Lord's Ham. A godly ham.

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 1d

Grandpa?