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Maddie

@madrigal.bsky.social

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I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times My Art: whatmaddness.com Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya

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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · May 29

my job gave me a sack of flour to carry around for a week before they gave me a laptop

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 1d

1) Find hill
2) Find smell
3) Use gravity to roll down both the smell and the hill
4) Add some razzle dazzle

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Aug 23

Thanks

Screenshot of a Google Business "Questions and answers" box with the following text:

Q: How are you running your business if no one answere the phone.
A: Yea the rings are endless

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 10d

Godspeed 😔

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 10d

hell yeah good riddance and/or best wishes to that project

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 10d

I kept the shade down for most the flight bc i couldn’t stop obsessing about a plane broadsiding us. And I’m a good flyer!! I wonder how people who are bad flyers are coping rn.

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 10d

Although this was cool. The clouds made such a sharp break around Colorado that it looked like the Wall from Game of Thrones

View from the plane. Farmlands below, clouds above. Looks like the clouds form a huge icy wall, separating winter from fall

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 10d

back from New York and I’m full of ideas, the first being “no more planes for awhile”

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 12d

🙏little Gary🙏

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 12d

The Tori Amos song that speaks most to me? Probably Don’t Make Me Come to Vegas because don’t make me come to Vegas

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 12d

Like I don’t know. Like I’m not wistfully and constantly thinking about how quickly I could just be home. But instead I’m in Costco hell. One day I’ll throw this watch into the sea.

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 12d

My traitorous watch, one errand into a 10 errand kind of day: “it’s just 8 mins back to home”

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Nov 8

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Trust Ape Options > Ape Settings > Connect With Apes

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 12d

Oh sorry I meant to make it clear that we’re all in hell

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Cranny's Haunted Harvest @crannyboy.bsky.social · 18d

Carry on my way weird son

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 18d

lol truly

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 18d

The sound that escaped my mouth was as haunting as the dress

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 18d

I did not mean to make my own hell!!!

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 18d

Forgot the English language briefly. Saw the *inside* of my nervous system.

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 18d

This morning I hung one of my dresses in the bedroom window of this bright ass Airbnb I’m staying in to serve as a makeshift curtain and

died a million deaths going to bed many hours later, met with a backlit silhouette of a floating dress

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 19d

Happy early bday!!

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 19d

Thank you Jo!!

Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 19d

Tony :,) thank you my thoughtful, wonderful friend!

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19d

happiest of birthdays to the exceptionally lovely and truly brilliant @madrigal.bsky.social; go do yourself a favor and FOLLOW HER NOW and buy some art at whatmaddness.com DO IT SUPPORT WOMEN SUPPORT ARTISTS SUPPORT UNSTOPPABLE FORCES LIKE MADDIE I HAVE SPOKEN

whatmaddness – Art and Design

whatmaddness.com

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jan 11

Rally round the family
Pockets fulla Tums

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 20d

Duvet covers were invented by Big Bedding to get you into a personal-grievance situation with a blanket