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Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times

My Art: whatmaddness.com

Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
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(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
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Pressing play on a video called Arthur Morgan Reassuring Male Horse 10 HOURS, closing my eyes, and laying naked in a snowbank until the devil comes to take me
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Extending a meeting indefinitely by asking a group of engineers their opinion on a minute detail that doesnt matter in the slightest
October 3, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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Increasing the difficulty on Sunday chorin’ by sitting first with a heating pad and cup of tea. These comfortable delights have comfortable ends
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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imagine how lucky you’d be if you just naturally loved water and vegetables
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
banana shake
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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These are my casual jeans. These are my work jeans. These beauties are my sleeping jeans. These are my sex jeans. Crotchless, naturally. Here's my formal jeans. Met the mayor in these jeans. He definitely noticed too. Didnt say anything but I could tell. These ones are for gaming. Pretty stained
May 3, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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drew a Thanksgiving hand turkey
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I'm very grateful for ads everywhere I look
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A cool thing about moving is rediscovering stuff from like 18 years ago, such as a case of mix cds I made for dudes… but then I liked them (the cds) so much I just kept them
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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my new thing is whenever the dog does a big loud yawn i reply "everyone's saying it!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Watching hentai on my AR glasses while my financial advisor freaks out about something.
November 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
hittin my family with some new laughs this season. going to try out a single, loud “ha!” to start
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Studio Sale!

I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)

whatmaddness.com/shop
Shop – whatmaddness
whatmaddness.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Should I go in
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
good morning to @ceej.online only
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM