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heck's maniac @bug-deal.bsky.social · Oct 25

tfw u got a milkshake with a straw

matthew mcconaughey really suckin that cig

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · Dec 24

I’m being told my most sensual aunt has received a new cooter

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Oct 30

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 1d

a quick, platonic peck on the anus

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1d

Doorless jeeps should be illegal. I don't want to see you work the pedals

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 2d

that’s gonna need a few more layers imo

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 2d

powerful & majestic?

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 2d

it definitely is

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 2d

before you mail a package, tape it up real good. just my perspective

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 2d

it’s for losers

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 2d

finally a banking app with security features i can feel good about

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 4d

haha i feel like a teenager again

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 4d

going to the walgreens in my new neighborhood for the first time - and i’m a little nervous :)

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 4d

missed opportunity not titling the article Bigmouth Strikes Again… you see, Julia Roberts has a famously(?) large mouth

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 5d

better safe than sorry!

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 5d

i don’t believe in ghosts, but i am very afraid of them

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 5d

it’s like they’re speaking directly to ME ❤️

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 6d

their boxers should have a little pocket to store a flosser

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 7d

doing up to 7 simultaneous tarot readings at a blackjack table w/ a multi-deck dealer’s shoe

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 7d

linkedin pfp where you’re throwing a ‘shaka’ and your forearm has several visible embedded ticks

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Sep 4

🧪

Britannis Pembrinke in
Gopher Tooth Glen 2 hours ago:
Hi I'm new to the neighborhood and it seems like goo comes out of the ground a lot. Wondering if this is normal this time of year, is it dangerous, do I have to do anything about it. The green goo is what I'm talking about thanks.

Geoff Frant:
have to be more specific. we have many viscous liquids in the area and most are green or what you would call bluegreen.

Sherle Merriff:
LOL. Love when new people move to the area and freak out about the "goo." First of all hun, about 7 people ask about the ground gels every week so you could very easily search to find many well-informed answers to your query. Second of all, the ground gels have been here long before you or I. You are in their home and would do well to respect that.

Jeffy Luffy, in a mostly cut-off comment says:
been using them to white teeth and heal chapped lips contact.

(they taste like mint yum)

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 9d

nice bird, big?

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 9d

i went out for lunch today - and after the server set my food down in front of me, i looked at it and thought, “boy, i can’t wait to eat this”

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