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leemanish.bsky.social
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sweetheart of the rodeo 🏳️‍⚧️
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I miss the pretty bad times before things got a great deal worse
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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If you're feeling bad about spending Thanksgiving alone, don't. One Thanksgiving I went to see Lincoln alone, and 30 minutes in a woman stood up, yelled "I'M BORED!" and left. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
November 28, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Studio Sale!

I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)

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November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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from the ladle to the gravy
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
suction, inc.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
in heaven every day is black friday
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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What if Pennywise had a gun
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
sometimes i get REALLY sleepy - like ‘time to go to bed’ level sleepy
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i never did remember why i went into my living room that one time
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this year i’m cooking a turkey naturally, with my body heat
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
arriving for a first date in a moving truck filled with all your stuff
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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clear eyes, full heart, lost my glasses, peed myself
January 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
going through some of my crap post-moving & ran across these old ticket stubs this morning… letting a 5 year-old in to see the jesus lizard seems crazy now, but it was a different time ;)
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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rubbing my face to spread the squalene oils naturally secreted by the skin under my fur; it's adorable and increasing my buoyancy 👍
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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accidentally said “now that’s the good stuff” while relieving myself at the urinal
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
healthy foods can cloud your fashion sense, use caution
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i think i’d like to eat dinner inside one of the pyramids
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
shorthair calico - the official cat of the national football league
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
taking a deep breath and, for the last time, politely asking a bug to get off my face
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
sports bras are 4-dimensional objects
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM