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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!

🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫

pls use alt text
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how about we take just one minute together? :)
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Finally got one for Trout’s holiday newsletter🎄
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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URGENT, TEMPLE HILLS MD/SE DC——
Recent adoptee Ellie (formerly Molly) got out of her home at IVERSON TOWERS APTS in Temple Hills tonight. Her owners are heartbroken & searching. She was a longtime outdoor cat and extremely shy!! If seen please do not chase, contact us with location! She is chipped.
July 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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We’re still hoping for a Christmas miracle for Ellie. 💔
URGENT, TEMPLE HILLS MD/SE DC——
Recent adoptee Ellie (formerly Molly) got out of her home at IVERSON TOWERS APTS in Temple Hills tonight. Her owners are heartbroken & searching. She was a longtime outdoor cat and extremely shy!! If seen please do not chase, contact us with location! She is chipped.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Hey friends, got a small favor to ask: a friend of mine fled an abusive situation and is currently trying to raise $ for a lawyer to help keep custody of her kids.

If you can donate to or share her gofundme, I’d really appreciate it! ❤️

#mutualaid
Donate to Help a Loving Mom Fight for Custody & Safety, organized by A M
I am a devoted mom reaching out during one of the most challenging times of my life. … A M needs your support for Help a Loving Mom Fight for Custody & Safety
gofund.me
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Built with OpenChoad®
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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hell, i'll eat a bratwurst lunch. mother likes them boiled but father knows the secret to the perfect bratwurst - basting it in shadow oil. we milk it from the obsidian monolith; it reeks because of all the dead birds at its base, but the oil it secretes is divine. it made me strangle the stable boy
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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following a random santa from mall to mall like the grateful dead
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Coinstar ate all my gravel again
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
@fionadelraeski.bsky.social real trubberd hours
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
bottoms up
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it's in liam neeson's contract that they can't gel down the back of his hair
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
u like ur corn on or off the bone?
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's chili night in america
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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a seasonal dog to you all
if i draw it on he cant eat it
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
really hope our cat didn't become a megachurch christian while we were out buying beans
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
when i tell u that i was the first in the house bringing in groceries and i heard this stranger's voice SCREAM-preaching upstairs!!! lmao
We had to go run an errand and he didn't want to get off of the computer. When we came back an hour later he was still there and had managed to turn on youtube and start playing some christian sermon for 36 minutes at high volume
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
puttin on my nappin' jeans
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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“I don’t treat fat people any differently”

(Photos by the inimitable Haley Morris Cafiero: www.haleymorriscafiero.com)
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Buying a new car and a pterodactyl immediately takes a shit on it and caves the roof in down to the cupholder.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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slow blinking at a quiet poster
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I have been smelling like a limited too lately though. Either dying or really really healthy
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Friends, please help my pal speedy

They only ask when they really need help, and they really need help

Please help with money, but if you can't, please repost. This is important!
hi i'm in a lot of trouble due to employment opportunitues getting cancelled and planned income disappearing i'm going to be overdrawn and unable to pay my utility and med bills for dec with no way to pay jan rent. i feel sick over this but i need to ask for help
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@readuction.bsky.social missed u big dog!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM