bad bisque
banner
badbisque.bsky.social
bad bisque
@badbisque.bsky.social
Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!

🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫

pls use alt text
Pinned
how about we take just one minute together? :)
Reposted by bad bisque
really hope our cat didn't become a megachurch christian while we were out buying beans
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
tripping balls off this illegal sprite i got on the silk road
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
naturally occurring baguette
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Reposted by bad bisque
drinking a water with medium pulp
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
Poop DuDu Jour
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
asking for one and a half burger at the drive thru
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
don't touch those! they're my grieving apples
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
cuddled with me (sans secret poo) 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
Finally got one for Trout’s holiday newsletter🎄
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by bad bisque
URGENT, TEMPLE HILLS MD/SE DC——
Recent adoptee Ellie (formerly Molly) got out of her home at IVERSON TOWERS APTS in Temple Hills tonight. Her owners are heartbroken & searching. She was a longtime outdoor cat and extremely shy!! If seen please do not chase, contact us with location! She is chipped.
July 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by bad bisque
We’re still hoping for a Christmas miracle for Ellie. 💔
URGENT, TEMPLE HILLS MD/SE DC——
Recent adoptee Ellie (formerly Molly) got out of her home at IVERSON TOWERS APTS in Temple Hills tonight. Her owners are heartbroken & searching. She was a longtime outdoor cat and extremely shy!! If seen please do not chase, contact us with location! She is chipped.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
Hey friends, got a small favor to ask: a friend of mine fled an abusive situation and is currently trying to raise $ for a lawyer to help keep custody of her kids.

If you can donate to or share her gofundme, I’d really appreciate it! ❤️

#mutualaid
Donate to Help a Loving Mom Fight for Custody & Safety, organized by A M
I am a devoted mom reaching out during one of the most challenging times of my life. … A M needs your support for Help a Loving Mom Fight for Custody & Safety
gofund.me
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
Built with OpenChoad®
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
hell, i'll eat a bratwurst lunch. mother likes them boiled but father knows the secret to the perfect bratwurst - basting it in shadow oil. we milk it from the obsidian monolith; it reeks because of all the dead birds at its base, but the oil it secretes is divine. it made me strangle the stable boy
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reposted by bad bisque
following a random santa from mall to mall like the grateful dead
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by bad bisque
Coinstar ate all my gravel again
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
@fionadelraeski.bsky.social real trubberd hours
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
bottoms up
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it's in liam neeson's contract that they can't gel down the back of his hair
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
u like ur corn on or off the bone?
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's chili night in america
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by bad bisque
a seasonal dog to you all
if i draw it on he cant eat it
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM