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I bet it feels so good for the phone when you carefully dislodge impacted pocket lint from its charging port
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I bet it feels so good for the phone when you carefully dislodge impacted pocket lint from its charging port
tonight i am mostly texting plumbers about curing my radiator sludge.
just as i hoped i would be doing
all those years ago
just as i hoped i would be doing
all those years ago
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
tonight i am mostly texting plumbers about curing my radiator sludge.
just as i hoped i would be doing
all those years ago
just as i hoped i would be doing
all those years ago
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
i’d like to be warmer
i have failed at Warm
i have failed at Warm
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i’d like to be warmer
i have failed at Warm
i have failed at Warm
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little soup for everyone that wants one
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
little soup for everyone that wants one
i’ve just ordered a little soup
can i get you one
can i get you one
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
i’ve just ordered a little soup
can i get you one
can i get you one
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My phone alarm should pick me up with a big claw & place me in the shower
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My phone alarm should pick me up with a big claw & place me in the shower
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November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Your da's a wiccan
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Your da's a wiccan
look at these excellent people
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
look at these excellent people
cooking a giant thing of beans and flavours to eat later
too many beans to count
too many beans to count
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
cooking a giant thing of beans and flavours to eat later
too many beans to count
too many beans to count
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fenris is gently biting me to let me know i have failed him again
sort of gently
sort of gently
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
fenris is gently biting me to let me know i have failed him again
sort of gently
sort of gently
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God I love the goofy way a ferret hops around instead of running when they’re really happy or excited
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
God I love the goofy way a ferret hops around instead of running when they’re really happy or excited
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Wow! Now that’s a Greasy Ghoul!
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wow! Now that’s a Greasy Ghoul!
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Sorry, I’m gonna be pretty late, man, I absolutely do not want to be there at all
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sorry, I’m gonna be pretty late, man, I absolutely do not want to be there at all
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hiding creatine in the peanut butter so my dog gets swole
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hiding creatine in the peanut butter so my dog gets swole
i am surrounded by quaint cows
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i am surrounded by quaint cows