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walter (bats/crow) a pickle for the knowing ones figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand 🥜 discord: cucumberlife
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cucumber.bsky.social
i’m the derek clothing guy of bluesky (except cool)
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carl.bsky.social
Bf is fat shaming my favorite squirrel and MY MAN, MURPHY BROWN IS A WORKING MOTHER OF POSSIBLY FOUR THAT NEEDS TO GET HER SHIT READY (PEANUTS) FOR CANADIAN WINTER!
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iebrdgt.bsky.social
locomotion tonite? 👀

do the locomotion tonight queen?

locomotion tonight? 👀
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2smij.bsky.social
look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair; the booty is poppin for thee
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milt.dev
I told my wife we were going to Cambodia for our honeymoon but she’s asleep now so I can reveal that I’m actually here chasing down a lead on Gupp
cucumber.bsky.social
when your dog leans into you and they so warm ☺️
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scrubby.bsky.social
i do not want to be online. i do not want to be offline. i need some sort of third line
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cucumber.bsky.social
david johansen, live it up. i love this so much but your experience may vary, high energy, theatrical, campy, many covers (but only one new york dolls cover).
david johansen, live it up album cover.  featuring band playing on stage and an inset photo of david johansen.
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cucumber.bsky.social
mon fils qui gambade au parc tanera, pōneke
dougal dog on grassy hill in tanera park, mid frolick, city perched on hills in background.
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cucumber.bsky.social
2pac is alive in cuba, aro street, 2022
tag on a large bin, ‘2pac is alive in cuba’
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theterminizer.bsky.social
I'm the guy who coughs during every movie or play you ever see. I love the performing arts and I am deeply, gravely ill
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kenny-loggoff.bsky.social
i miss the days of fat pickings 😔
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quilling.dev
wait dont let the sun come up Im not finished yet
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brenthor.bsky.social
I am physically strong enough to carry 2 normal sized goats up a medium size hill with a rise/run of 1/1. They call me: "husband material"
cucumber.bsky.social
there’s a complex background to this that i could not do justice. this article does a good job of providing context.

the haka was not necessarily a protest but does bring to light (again) the difference in cultural belief/expectations.
Parliament suspended after haka tautoko for Te Pāti Māori MP Oriini Kaipara
Parliament paused after a haka for new MP Oriini Kaipara, who honoured Māori resilience and te reo. Later, Te Pāti Māori unveiled a unity-focused reset.
www.teaonews.co.nz
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lightningcolors.bsky.social
simply recruit the tongue of your cortical homunculus for computation and you too can effloresce with divine genius
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audreyporne.bsky.social
met someone who told me that they don't like "female comedians" because all we do is talk about sex. and honestly, it made me SO horny and flexible
cucumber.bsky.social
here’s a long thread about how i met lee marvin when i was a kid and he was a cool guy 🙂
cucumber.bsky.social
apologies if it’s a meander but there may be a point amongst the asides and besides.
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cucumber.bsky.social
i like to think that benjamin braddock and ratso rizzo are a continuum, with an awesome character in between, perhaps named marvin magliozzi.
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cucumber.bsky.social
strava but instead for being cool and handsome