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walter (🫴🏼 🥒 🌞🦇🐦‍⬛ 🦮)
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walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand

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discord: cucumberlife
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wearing a neon brown top
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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there wouldn’t be many compilations that introduced generations to a new genre of music like ‘the harder they come’

get yourself a beater copy of this and play it, enjoy the loping beats, pops and tsizle.
August 18, 2023 at 10:18 AM
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the fig enjoyer stopped the house (kākā)
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
current situation vis a vis the monsters
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the fig enjoyer stopped the house (kākā)
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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overheard conversation at work, in which a colleague is talking about his 'PB' - how proud he is - how great it made him feel - etc.

and I think to myself: "dude REALLY likes peanut butter."
September 25, 2024 at 8:18 AM
work colleague who tells me on a monthly basis that he’s a member of ‘mensa’ just told me that he doesn’t like london ‘because there’s nobody *from* london there anymore’ 🥴
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Bean boys always stay strapped with a can
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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titular has got to be the best type of hero to be
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the rain smells nice rn 🙂
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
logging on
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
stared a long time at this ghost duck
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
let the festivities begin
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
block party
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Got a job in the prophecy fulfillment agency shits easy as hell these prophecies fulfill themselves
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Mr Bean Does Dallas
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
my magnificent mind palace has had enough
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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some people float, others sink. me? im a floater.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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you guys, things actually can get stupider
June 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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it saturdy ther are no laws
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM