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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3h
They're calling me the Arcade Fire of eating lunch
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6h
Congrats to 10,000 Maniacs for being named the official music of grocery shopping!
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 6h
6' 1" - The Liar's Height
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 23h
Forget *everything* you thought you knew about the 2004 Nissan Sentra
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
You’re about to learn why you shouldn’t mess with a psych major
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
They should make a map of Europe.
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 1d
Welcome…to the area zone
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d
Spooky 🎃 Halloween 🎃 Ideas From a Quiz Website You Signed Up For as Part of Some Work Event in 2020
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
I know what I saw
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
It's ok if you're still mad at battlestar galactica
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
My true name would take one thousand of your human years to pronounce if you said it very slowly, which is actually something we consider quite rude
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
We go now live to a tiny man speaking from an upturned top hat
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
This year god is going to “spice up” fall by making leaves extremely heavy and very sharp
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
the top ten ways to arrange things you like, ranked
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
Oh never mind? OK who else
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 3d
Any questions? Yes you in the blue shirt with the bad credit score and undetected heart problem
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Hey sorry can I call you back later? I was just about to whip my phone into the sea.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Gentlemen under my leadership we can ensure that no one laughs at the FailArmy ever again.
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Radiohead? Like the band?
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Another $1,000 and they’ll finally put me on the list of world’s smartest people
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Mom doesn’t know that or much anything else, but she sure can mash up a mean dog dinner!
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
That tapping sound in the kitchen means mom’s unshelling hot dogs!
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
I have a family history of writing down things that happened
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
There should be a word for people who like pain, but there isnt'
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climp.bsky.social
climp @climp.bsky.social · 4d
Pain is the worst kind of hurt
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