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Microsoft excel
Microsoft excel
Verizon is so thankful for my recent payment
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Verizon is so thankful for my recent payment
Time to plant that Christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Time to plant that Christmas tree
Home alone happened to me which is why my parents are still in jail
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Home alone happened to me which is why my parents are still in jail
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle rehabilitated No Shit Sherlock into the beloved character we know today
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle rehabilitated No Shit Sherlock into the beloved character we know today
Once a kid came into the store with his mom and he asked her who was playing on the radio and I don’t remember her guess but he said “no it’s Eagle Eye Cherry you idiot” and after all these years i wonder what happened to them and if she knows how bad she fucked up.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Once a kid came into the store with his mom and he asked her who was playing on the radio and I don’t remember her guess but he said “no it’s Eagle Eye Cherry you idiot” and after all these years i wonder what happened to them and if she knows how bad she fucked up.
Spineless chicken tenders
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Spineless chicken tenders
Things are looking up. Things are seeing something that you can’t.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Things are looking up. Things are seeing something that you can’t.
Open the overhead bin and water gushes out. Wife is screaming "I told you!!" and it’s like you really want to do this here? Now? While my fish are dying?
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Open the overhead bin and water gushes out. Wife is screaming "I told you!!" and it’s like you really want to do this here? Now? While my fish are dying?
I’m sure this whole thing was very traumatic but I’m honestly struggling to imagine you wearing a jacket
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m sure this whole thing was very traumatic but I’m honestly struggling to imagine you wearing a jacket
My meddlesome vizier has fixed the wireless printer and thus earned himself another sunrise
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My meddlesome vizier has fixed the wireless printer and thus earned himself another sunrise
New guy strolls in twenty minutes late and he still hasn't removed his lampreys
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
New guy strolls in twenty minutes late and he still hasn't removed his lampreys
Open casket sneeze guard
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Open casket sneeze guard
Not to be a buzzkill dude but that's the exact shit the ancients warned us about
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not to be a buzzkill dude but that's the exact shit the ancients warned us about
Oh sorry i assumed this was a dream sequence on account of the crying baby. Yeah I’ll have another Southwest Salsarita.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Oh sorry i assumed this was a dream sequence on account of the crying baby. Yeah I’ll have another Southwest Salsarita.
Oh *revenge.* Sorry I thought you said you were here to get something else.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh *revenge.* Sorry I thought you said you were here to get something else.
Behold the awesome replies of The Reference Getter
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Behold the awesome replies of The Reference Getter
Notification settings that 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮 you
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Notification settings that 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮 you
Did the hook not bring you back? Is it not as the blues traveler predicted?
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Did the hook not bring you back? Is it not as the blues traveler predicted?
Robot nanny knocked all our pictures down and i don’t wanna ask why because i know it’s just going to be more of her usual bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Robot nanny knocked all our pictures down and i don’t wanna ask why because i know it’s just going to be more of her usual bullshit
I’m nothing if not familiar with it
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m nothing if not familiar with it
They’re calling me the future of home computing
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They’re calling me the future of home computing
The House on House Hill
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The House on House Hill
Casting “garage door open” from just out of range and getting dunked on in the neighborhood chat
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Casting “garage door open” from just out of range and getting dunked on in the neighborhood chat
It’s over. I’ve won. I am announcing it and letting my guard down.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s over. I’ve won. I am announcing it and letting my guard down.