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@jims.bsky.social

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i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us

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jims @jims.bsky.social · Jan 25

taught a slime mold heliocentrism and now it grows in concentric circles. an expression of reverence? who can say

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 1d

i used to dream of this. crystal waters, baikal nerpas, bliss

jims @jims.bsky.social · 2d

ghost peeper ...

jims @jims.bsky.social · 2d

the dogs are the fortune, we jus lucky to have them

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 2d

does the wind ask forgiveness?

jims @jims.bsky.social · 3d

2 hotdnog 50 pesos

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 3d

doing the tom cruise run straight towards you. i am clearly terrified. every time you blink i get farther away. somewhere in the world a goose honks, but no one is around to hear it

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 4d

i'm cookin us up some pasta and garlic bread baybee

jims @jims.bsky.social · 4d

hell yes

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 5d

is that what you've heard, minse? i'll boil you in a tub of gravy. i'll redirect your mail into space, you seedless mint. i heard you spread sugar in your hideous ears so that ants pluck busy harmonies on your stereocilia. i heard their feet play your cochlea like a drum and you love it, ant pervert

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 5d

i didn't make it very far today, but tomorrow is always a wellspring of fresh opportunities

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 6d

the more blood vessels we burst in our throat, the more garage tools we get in the afterlife

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 6d

spooky season has been suspended. frivolity has no place in this dojo

jims @jims.bsky.social · 13d

going spooky mode for the first time ever, pfp choice courtesy of bsky's premiere monster wrangler @weedlejuice.bsky.social

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 7d

crab man is actually the name of the professor, crabs man is the monster

jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

i am the egg from which my death will hatch; hopefully as beautiful and hairless as the lizard, unburdened by sinful fur. i hope the residual yolk of my being is nourishing for what comes after, from a life kept clean and free of The Devil's bristles. my death will never know hair's apostate touch,

jims @jims.bsky.social · 10d

do i fear rice? yes. fear marks a healthy respect; with respect comes understanding. in order to temper and tame the grain, you must subject it to Various Flavours. saffron... coconut... coriander and lemon... these are the songs that soothe the beast. understand this, and you may kiss my rude son

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 11d

no doubt

jims @jims.bsky.social · 13d

the moon blinked. instant, easy to miss, but i saw it. now she sees me. the veil has been lifted, that forbidden covenant between man and moon broken; never peek behind the curtain, never know her for what she truly is. now she stares death. oblivion approaches, rising with her hateful tides. lmao