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jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios

My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX born and based.
[he/him]
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A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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look at this photo of whitby harbour by frank meadow sutcliffe in the 1860s look at it incredible
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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happy birthday, capitalism
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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making my friendship bracelets out of bones
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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[prince, working on lyrics]

she had a red hat on. looked like it was thrifted.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The only thing I am consuming on Black Friday is a mole burrito the size of my head.
🌯

📸: Portland, Oregon
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Still…
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The Bears won again, and I am not sure what to make of this.
So fantastic, and confusing.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Have a day, people.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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TIP: Anyone who posts wild speculation as something that is “almost certainly” the case right now is ~almost certainly~ someone you should not rely on in moments where news is breaking and a story is rapidly developing.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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drilling into literally anything, as a bit
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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My AI hand turkey has seven tail feathers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The perpetual rain and daylight that ends at 4:30pm isn’t ideal, tbh.
However, sometimes it makes for solid passing moments.

📸: Newport, Oregon
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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How come when hot girls don't text back quick it's because they aren't thirsty but when I take my time I am "a terrible friend" or "irresponsible"
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is one reason it’s been fuck Phil Knight and his child sweatshop labor money, and products, from me forever.
Phil Knight Writes Record Check to Republican Legislative PAC
Phil Knight has broken his own record for political spending.
www.wweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Rest easy.

Thanks for the years in my ears, Jimmy Cliff.
🎧🎶
Jimmy Cliff - Hard Road To Travel
YouTube video by Rocksteady Freddie
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM