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idk I literally just got here
sleepmogging this website by going to bed at a reasonable hour
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“labubu drip” sounds like it requires medication
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
you know, the rambunctious mouse and the devious housecat
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
thomas and gerald
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
it’s like tim blake nelson if he melted
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i am on a mission from god
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
iso the cool middle aged smoking camel man from the camel cigarette advertisements DMs are OPEN
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
many are saying this
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
even though you stopped maintaining it your list of bsky tools is like the sacred texts of this website
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
oh ok i can come back later
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
now it’s their turn
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
your reputation precedes you
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
a man in a video game is saying you 're finally awake
Alt: Skyrim opening cinematic saying you 're finally awake
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
oh cool that makes sense thank you
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
sucks that you’re right about this ceej
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
who are all of you people
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
pay in four on onlyfans? how are you, as a man, gonna put the titties on layaway??
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
smoking that shit that makes you go “ahhhh my eyes ahhhh my hands my skin ahhhhhhh”
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
let’s get slurped up
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
if you’re offended by this it was intended for you and you should look inward. do you own work lmao
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
in case you didn’t know this country is full of people that fucking suck
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
omg establishment dems have “communicated concern” imagine if you had a spine and an opinion
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
the internet is full of people who deserve to be set on fire in the public square
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
what if they set the entire dem caucus on fire just a thought
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM