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idk I literally just got here
oh cool that makes sense thank you
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
sucks that you’re right about this ceej
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
who are all of you people
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
pay in four on onlyfans? how are you, as a man, gonna put the titties on layaway??
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
smoking that shit that makes you go “ahhhh my eyes ahhhh my hands my skin ahhhhhhh”
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
let’s get slurped up
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
if you’re offended by this it was intended for you and you should look inward. do you own work lmao
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
in case you didn’t know this country is full of people that fucking suck
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
omg establishment dems have “communicated concern” imagine if you had a spine and an opinion
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
the internet is full of people who deserve to be set on fire in the public square
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
what if they set the entire dem caucus on fire just a thought
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“progressive dems” oh my god did pete grow a beard? that’s sooooo crazy
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
we’re supposed to care about jon ossof? how about gargling hot bleach what the fuck are you saying
February 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
slamming my brain into a plate glass window
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
“we’re all feral posting here 🤪” you posted eight photos from a starbucks this morning why don’t we chill on that
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
threads is where brain damage goes to post
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
thats mushrooms you are describing mushrooms
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
unfortunately
February 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
⚠️ invalid handle
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
chevy chase has a stinky butt and you can tell him i said it
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
especially if he farts real big on the way down
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
i have expanded my definition of “it” to include chunk schumer. hoping for an it of multiple proportions
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
what if chuck schumer exploded into a fine red mist
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
i understand your point, but there’s an argument to be made that blind hope is partially to blame for where we are. things are bad, we need to recognize that. it’s the only way things will improve. this was an empty symbolic gesture by the DNC’s most recent candidate & it should be called as such.
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM