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idk I literally just got here
you know, the rambunctious mouse and the devious housecat
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
it’s like tim blake nelson if he melted
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i am on a mission from god
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
iso the cool middle aged smoking camel man from the camel cigarette advertisements DMs are OPEN
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
many are saying this
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
even though you stopped maintaining it your list of bsky tools is like the sacred texts of this website
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
oh ok i can come back later
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
now it’s their turn
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
your reputation precedes you
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
a man in a video game is saying you 're finally awake
Alt: Skyrim opening cinematic saying you 're finally awake
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February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
oh cool that makes sense thank you
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
sucks that you’re right about this ceej
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
let’s get slurped up
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
“progressive dems” oh my god did pete grow a beard? that’s sooooo crazy
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM