Luke Snowbrr ☃️
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The cops said I have to tell you not to follow me because I am growing too powerful
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dr.eamer.dev/bipolar <— bipolarsky
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People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
Any room can be a panic room if you leave me alone with a child in it
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Any room can be a panic room if you leave me alone with a child in it
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People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
Please don’t tell me your secrets, I have no executive function, I’ll tell them to anyone who asks
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Please don’t tell me your secrets, I have no executive function, I’ll tell them to anyone who asks
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Data point I find interesting about individual and corporate morals: I think Steve Jobs was an demonic asshole but I also think he wouldn't have given Trump a crystal trophy in exchange for staying rich
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Data point I find interesting about individual and corporate morals: I think Steve Jobs was an demonic asshole but I also think he wouldn't have given Trump a crystal trophy in exchange for staying rich
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I love Mariah Carey, which is why I often joke about her. Someone told me she’s also a musician
Mariah Carey is probably the most visible person who owns their Bipolar and my heart absolutely breaks for what she’s going through.
I hope she has support. I typically bring a lot of disdain in to my celebrity commentary but I just love her for how open she has been.
I hope she has support. I typically bring a lot of disdain in to my celebrity commentary but I just love her for how open she has been.
Mariah Carey: My Battle with Bipolar Disorder
In this week's PEOPLE cover story, Mariah Carey reveals for the first time her battle with bipolar disorder
people.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I love Mariah Carey, which is why I often joke about her. Someone told me she’s also a musician
Honestly, I think Trump is really easy to predict and understand if you know the immediate context, and I think part of both the “he’s a chaos agent” take of liberal leaders and the “4d chess” myth on the right is due to the unwillingness to have difficult conversations about our baser instincts
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Honestly, I think Trump is really easy to predict and understand if you know the immediate context, and I think part of both the “he’s a chaos agent” take of liberal leaders and the “4d chess” myth on the right is due to the unwillingness to have difficult conversations about our baser instincts
Done, and I don’t even like toy poodles
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Done, and I don’t even like toy poodles
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Child with undiagnosed mental health disorder: “hey, I think I have a mental health disorder”
Parent with undiagnosed mental health disorder: “oh, everyone is like that”
Parent with undiagnosed mental health disorder: “oh, everyone is like that”
July 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Child with undiagnosed mental health disorder: “hey, I think I have a mental health disorder”
Parent with undiagnosed mental health disorder: “oh, everyone is like that”
Parent with undiagnosed mental health disorder: “oh, everyone is like that”
I did too! Drunk, on a napkin
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I did too! Drunk, on a napkin
Everyone is saying Trump is slowing down and a lame duck president etc and from where I’m sitting I think we just hit act 2
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Everyone is saying Trump is slowing down and a lame duck president etc and from where I’m sitting I think we just hit act 2
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Uber driver: so is everything comfortable back there
Me: do you think Mariah Carey lives on “all I want for Christmas is you” money and just eats berries off her belly like an otter
Uber driver: well that’s new
Me: do you think Mariah Carey lives on “all I want for Christmas is you” money and just eats berries off her belly like an otter
Uber driver: well that’s new
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Uber driver: so is everything comfortable back there
Me: do you think Mariah Carey lives on “all I want for Christmas is you” money and just eats berries off her belly like an otter
Uber driver: well that’s new
Me: do you think Mariah Carey lives on “all I want for Christmas is you” money and just eats berries off her belly like an otter
Uber driver: well that’s new
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hey RFK
them: in my generation there was no such thing as a spectrum!
their aunt’s fridge:
their aunt’s fridge:
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
hey RFK
These plastic surgeons think they soooo fancy but when I ask for the hiss turtleneck from those little Jurassic Park monsters: blank stares
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
These plastic surgeons think they soooo fancy but when I ask for the hiss turtleneck from those little Jurassic Park monsters: blank stares
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I’m concerned that my desire to hate read and hate watch things is supporting a demon economy that shouldn’t exist
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m concerned that my desire to hate read and hate watch things is supporting a demon economy that shouldn’t exist
I had a little video call with my psychiatrist the other day. We have a pretty cynical relationship and he asked me how I was doing so I said “I have decided to publicly lose my mind forever” and he said “me too” and renewed my meds
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I had a little video call with my psychiatrist the other day. We have a pretty cynical relationship and he asked me how I was doing so I said “I have decided to publicly lose my mind forever” and he said “me too” and renewed my meds
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I don’t know who needs to know this, but you can straight up buy thousands of spider eggs for like twenty dollars and send them to aaaanny address that you type on the internet with your mischievous little fingers
www.naturesgoodguys.com
www.naturesgoodguys.com
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December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I don’t know who needs to know this, but you can straight up buy thousands of spider eggs for like twenty dollars and send them to aaaanny address that you type on the internet with your mischievous little fingers
www.naturesgoodguys.com
www.naturesgoodguys.com
What a stupid asshole lol
Trump hosts Kennedy Center honorees and teases hosting skills: ‘I’m sure they’ll give me great reviews’
George Strait, ‘Sly’ Stallone and Kiss accept medals from president, who says he was ‘98% involved’ in choosing them
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
What a stupid asshole lol
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Me: ok I need to close the door because I have a glass of water on the bedstand
My cat, outside door: NOW I WILL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
My cat, outside door: NOW I WILL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Me: ok I need to close the door because I have a glass of water on the bedstand
My cat, outside door: NOW I WILL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
My cat, outside door: NOW I WILL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
I’m going to ask Santa for a bunch of extra coal and see where the sleigh crashes
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I’m going to ask Santa for a bunch of extra coal and see where the sleigh crashes
I am a guilt pretzel
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I am a guilt pretzel
Until I hit POTUS numbers I’m not chalking this up to mental illness
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Until I hit POTUS numbers I’m not chalking this up to mental illness
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I want to start a company that does remodels for accessibility. Like the whole house, countertops, the computer, home automation, all that. That’s basically what I do anyway now, and surprised I don’t see more people doing it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I want to start a company that does remodels for accessibility. Like the whole house, countertops, the computer, home automation, all that. That’s basically what I do anyway now, and surprised I don’t see more people doing it.
Fuck lists and labelers, man. I will look you in the eyes and block you
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Fuck lists and labelers, man. I will look you in the eyes and block you