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Luke Steuber
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Linguist, SLP, assistive tech engineer, rentier. Bipolar 1. Literal mad scientist trying to learn everything about everything.

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mood (aspirational)
A six panel comic of Calvin writing call me Calvin - then boy genius, then doctor destiny, then doctor destiny SIR. Then he says “my journal is off to a good start”
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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mood
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes running through the house; he gets yelled at and says “the law is on the books but it would talk all their resources to enforce it
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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“This is my life now”
An orange tabby kitten sits on a white background wearing a crocheted turkey hat with big white eyes, a yellow beak, and bright red, orange, and green felt “feathers,” next to a small orange pumpkin. Around the kitten are three more crocheted Thanksgiving-themed pet hats shown on their own: two golden-brown turkey hats with different eye and face styles and one dark brown hat topped with red, yellow, and orange “feathers,” each with chin ties neatly tied into bows.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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When people ask about my ex
A woman with chin-length brown hair in a red blazer sits indoors, giving a small, awkward smile. White subtitles at the bottom read: “I had an orgasm in the sewer system.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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It get's pretty cray at 99
A circular visualization with many strands connecting accounts
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The afternoon fully ends for me at 5pm and I’ve never heard it suggested otherwise in my little neck of the woods
ChatGPT-5.1 delivered a clean, standard function with logical time boundaries (Morning: <12, Afternoon: <18, Evening: 18+), which better reflects common daily schedules. Gemini 3.0 provided a complete, functional solution with example usage, but its logic for the "Afternoon" category ends at 5 PM, which is an unusually early and non-standard cutoff for the evening period.
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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You’re so close you guys, just make a couple more connections, you got this
From Wall Street journal: Analysis | The Most Joyless Tech Revolution Ever: Al Is Making Us Rich and Unhappy
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I’m leaving this here so I can repost it like a little 🔔 every time the president or his family engages in a conflict of interest
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I went and poked at the new Gemini thing today because I was curious if Google had unfucked itself, and I totally forgot about the last thing I said to it like a year or more ago

It never actually made it. It's for the best
Me asking for a picture of alf hog, and Google on their THRONE OF LIES promising one and not delivering it
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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So basically one of the critical bubbles that could pop and blow up the global economy is a bankrupt ex crypto farm hoarding utility contracts

Yep that tracks
Core Scientific is a formerly bankrupt Bitcoin miner. As part of its Bitcoin mining operations, it made long-term deals with power companies. Those long-term contracts are worth "many orders of magnitude more" than actually mining Bitcoin, because utilities have finite capacity, says Luria. So Core Scientific is now selling power to its only customer, Core Weave. "These Bitcoin miners stumbled into a goldmine, completely accidentally," Luria says.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Mel Gibson indirectly taking out the US pardon attorney is one of the more tragicomic events of the past year
April 7 Liz Oyer, the former pardon attorney at the Justice Department, testified before Congress about the circumstances of her firing. Oyer lost her job after she refused to recommend restoring gun vights to the actor Mel Gibson, who had a misdemeanor conviction for domestic violence. The Justice Department said the disagreement over Gibson was unrelated to the decision to fire Oyer.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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you can also tell when the atproto hiccups lol (or connection thereto from my little hippie wind farm server in Idaho)
A line chart of sentiment and posts per minute with a little heartbeat hiccup
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Fuck all this research
The classic “I should buy a boat” cat meme but with “I should make a porn game”
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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For bonus nightmares, switch to the mouse in the dropdown
A rat in a cape as typed with keyboard characters
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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hallo, is me
A news graphic shows an architectural photo of the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art in Los Angeles at dusk. The building’s smooth, silver, curved exterior makes it look like a giant hovering spacecraft. I put googly eyes on it
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Also, if some of them look like shit on mobile

Yes. You think they had smartphones back then?

Y’all are lucky I made angelfire responsive
A horrifyingly ugly parody of an old mid 90s website
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Haha
A four panel calling from Calvin xor ps
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Almost VERBATIM! Well DONE! (Crop scrap)
Calvin with the dialogue “Hobbes is always a little loopy when he comes out of the dryer)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Gonna be Calvin and Hobbes all day people

Can’t stop won’t stop
Hobbes teetering left and right, dizzy
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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… the next panel, for the record
Calvin in his messy room, grumpy saying “but worse is more likely”
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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mood
Calvin is digging in his sand box with Hobbes on the edge asking “what mood is that?” And Calvin responds “last minute panic”
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I love all Calvin and Hobbes, but the early ones hold a special place, and they’ve all aged really well.
A four panel comic of Calvin asking Hobbes whether he watched a game, show, or any tv at all, he says nope and Calvin asks “then what did you watch”
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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mood (specific)
The panels of the same meme with Calvin enjoying the rain, getting undressed, and getting pelted with hail
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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A full-color Calvin and Hobbes comic strip shows Calvin caught in a downpour. Panel 1: Calvin looks up nervously as rain begins, saying “Uh oh.” Panel 2: Angrily shaking his fist at the sky, he yells, “STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! I had big plans outside today and don’t want them ruined!” Panel 3: He shouts upward, “HEY! Are you listening? Stop raining! I mean it!” Panel 4: A huge thunderclap booms. Calvin, now soaked, shouts, “OH ho! You want to play rough, do you? Fine!” Panel 5: Charging into the storm, he yells about battling the elements, declaring it “man against nature.” Panel 6: Calvin stands defiantly in the rain: “Do your worst! C’mon, let’s see what you’ve got!” Panel 7: Now completely drenched and miserable, he sputters, “Ha! This is just a little bath! Big deal!” while stripping off his wet shirt. Panel 8: He splashes around in a large puddle, shouting, “OW! OW! What’s with the hail?? That’s fighting dirty! No fair!” Panel 9: Hail pelts him as he staggers, shouting in pain. Panel 10: Calvin bursts through the front door, furious and dripping: “ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!” Panel 11: His mom, folding laundry, calmly says she warned him not to go out. Calvin screams back about the hail. Panel 12: Later, Calvin sits on his bed looking small and thoughtful. The caption reads: “The universe has a perverse sense of humor.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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It’s raining!
A four panel comic of Calvin in the rain, opening up his umbrella to make a puddle and playing in it
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM