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Luke Steuber
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Linguist, SLP, assistive tech engineer, rentier. Bipolar 1. Literal mad scientist trying to learn everything about everything.

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I persist

And congrats!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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That’s the greatest cartoon ever made
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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❤️ was just thinkin about you the other day like “where she at”
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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You just altered my view of this lol
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There’s a frog shrine near my house. It keeps growing

I don’t know who needed to know that. But here we are
Alt for all four: 1. A long stone ledge in a garden lined with numerous small frog figurines in various poses, colors, and styles. The background features dense greenery and a few visible tree trunks. A prominent statue near the center depicts a humanoid frog in a coat holding smaller frogs. 2. A closer view of the same stone ledge with frog figurines, showing more detail. The humanoid frog statue is more visible, surrounded by whimsical frog figures including one with an umbrella and another on a lily pad. 3. A patch of dirt and dried leaves next to a sidewalk and a row of green succulent plants. Scattered throughout the mulch are multiple frog figurines, some made of ceramic or stone, in different colors and sizes. 4. A stone alcove filled with a dense collection of frog-themed items, including figurines, framed pictures, and a large green plush frog. The display appears curated, with a mix of playful, artistic, and decorative frog representations. Alt for all four: 1. A long stone ledge in a garden lined with numerous small frog figurines in various poses, colors, and styles. The background features dense greenery and a few visible tree trunks. A prominent statue near the center depicts a humanoid frog in a coat holding smaller frogs. 2. A closer view of the same stone ledge with frog figurines, showing more detail. The humanoid frog statue is more visible, surrounded by whimsical frog figures including one with an umbrella and another on a lily pad. 3. A patch of dirt and dried leaves next to a sidewalk and a row of green succulent plants. Scattered throughout the mulch are multiple frog figurines, some made of ceramic or stone, in different colors and sizes. 4. A stone alcove filled with a dense collection of frog-themed items, including figurines, framed pictures, and a large green plush frog. The display appears curated, with a mix of playful, artistic, and decorative frog representations. Alt for all four: 1. A long stone ledge in a garden lined with numerous small frog figurines in various poses, colors, and styles. The background features dense greenery and a few visible tree trunks. A prominent statue near the center depicts a humanoid frog in a coat holding smaller frogs. 2. A closer view of the same stone ledge with frog figurines, showing more detail. The humanoid frog statue is more visible, surrounded by whimsical frog figures including one with an umbrella and another on a lily pad. 3. A patch of dirt and dried leaves next to a sidewalk and a row of green succulent plants. Scattered throughout the mulch are multiple frog figurines, some made of ceramic or stone, in different colors and sizes. 4. A stone alcove filled with a dense collection of frog-themed items, including figurines, framed pictures, and a large green plush frog. The display appears curated, with a mix of playful, artistic, and decorative frog representations. Alt for all four: 1. A long stone ledge in a garden lined with numerous small frog figurines in various poses, colors, and styles. The background features dense greenery and a few visible tree trunks. A prominent statue near the center depicts a humanoid frog in a coat holding smaller frogs. 2. A closer view of the same stone ledge with frog figurines, showing more detail. The humanoid frog statue is more visible, surrounded by whimsical frog figures including one with an umbrella and another on a lily pad. 3. A patch of dirt and dried leaves next to a sidewalk and a row of green succulent plants. Scattered throughout the mulch are multiple frog figurines, some made of ceramic or stone, in different colors and sizes. 4. A stone alcove filled with a dense collection of frog-themed items, including figurines, framed pictures, and a large green plush frog. The display appears curated, with a mix of playful, artistic, and decorative frog representations.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I’m going to start calling black Friday “tv sound bar and robot vacuum” day

Maybe something in there about insta pots
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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A six panel comic of Calvin writing call me Calvin - then boy genius, then doctor destiny, then doctor destiny SIR. Then he says “my journal is off to a good start”
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I tagged along with people for whom this is familiar. There was also a slow walking portion during which I ground my molars into a perfect sine wave
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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A six panel comic of Calvin writing call me Calvin - then boy genius, then doctor destiny, then doctor destiny SIR. Then he says “my journal is off to a good start”
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I have seven years of higher education in linguistics and I can’t confidently tell you the difference between a simile and a metaphor
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Nah I’m just gonna let this one sit here

… orchids are a common metaphor. Although not Georgia O’Keefe’s preferred one
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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During a random pleasant Tuesday: vacant stare, deep depression, reconsidering everything I’ve ever done

During the end of the world: hmm cool ranch or nacho cheese, I can never decide
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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George got OUT today for like the FIFTH TIME EVER and I was all freaked out running around, and then I heard children screaming (they were just playing) and he ran back in the door like warp eight

Me too, buddy. Me too
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Luke learns design month day 23 is delayed because these suck 🤣 redo! Not letting myself off the hook

Plz hold, I will irritate you with more links within 24 hours I promise
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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When it was over the guy was like “the bathrooms are down the hall, remember to leave them cleaner than you found them”

Wat
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I love how there’s only one comment on this right now. Everyone’s like “yep, nuff said”
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM