Matt Schneider
@mattlaschneider.bsky.social
Former academic; current library web admin. Probably gonna be saying something about Warhammer or Interactive Fiction. Tá cúpla focal agam—labhair Gaeilge liom, le do thoil.
He/him; sé/é
He/him; sé/é
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Bluesky wrapped but it’s just every cat picture you interacted with all year.
bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bluesky wrapped but it’s just every cat picture you interacted with all year.
My kids keep begging for an elf to visit our house like they do their friends’ houses but like I’m sorry you will not be pleased when you wake up and the milk has curdled and our cattle die of miasma exposure but that’s what happens when you invite the duine uasal into your home.
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My kids keep begging for an elf to visit our house like they do their friends’ houses but like I’m sorry you will not be pleased when you wake up and the milk has curdled and our cattle die of miasma exposure but that’s what happens when you invite the duine uasal into your home.
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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Oh this is neat
This might go some way towards what you’re looking for (but not exactly).
about:config in the address bar
In that page search:
browser.download.lastDir.savePerSite
Set it to true.
This will remember the last place you saved a file to for each website you download from
about:config in the address bar
In that page search:
browser.download.lastDir.savePerSite
Set it to true.
This will remember the last place you saved a file to for each website you download from
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh this is neat
I just heard my 7yo alone in his room say aloud “what’s done is done” so I’m probably gonna have to drain a bottle of whiskey and see what he did eh?
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I just heard my 7yo alone in his room say aloud “what’s done is done” so I’m probably gonna have to drain a bottle of whiskey and see what he did eh?
I passed this guy in Galway playing the worst fiddle I’ve ever heard. Tim’s out he was a bruscar.
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I passed this guy in Galway playing the worst fiddle I’ve ever heard. Tim’s out he was a bruscar.
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have a simple wish: to see Musk hit by lightning on Mars
The presence of electrical activity has implications for surface chemistry, future human exploration and habitability on the Red Planet
Mars Has Lightning, Scientists Prove
The presence of electrical activity has implications for surface chemistry, future human exploration and habitability on the Red Planet
www.scientificamerican.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have a simple wish: to see Musk hit by lightning on Mars
When you’re sick and a cat lies on your stomach and starts purring it’s like you have a combo hot water bottle, massager, and weighted blanket. Purrfect pet. No notes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you’re sick and a cat lies on your stomach and starts purring it’s like you have a combo hot water bottle, massager, and weighted blanket. Purrfect pet. No notes.
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The defining action of the Burke family is being carried out of public spaces while screaming, like literal toddlers.
'This is not normal behaviour': Why three more Burkes could be facing jail for contempt of court jrnl.ie/6880856
'This is not normal behaviour': Why three more Burkes could be facing jail for contempt of court
A High Court judgment from this week has widened the case between Enoch Burke and Wilson’s Hospital School.
jrnl.ie
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The defining action of the Burke family is being carried out of public spaces while screaming, like literal toddlers.
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‘The Burkes are shouting’ is a colloquial phrase that came into common usage in Ireland in the 2020s and means, ‘everything is proceeding as normal’.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
‘The Burkes are shouting’ is a colloquial phrase that came into common usage in Ireland in the 2020s and means, ‘everything is proceeding as normal’.
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This family have done more for Irish comedy than the last three DGs of RTÉ.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This family have done more for Irish comedy than the last three DGs of RTÉ.
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There is no reason your homework can’t be a crafting project
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There is no reason your homework can’t be a crafting project
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Fuck normalizing hateful politics and fuck playing nice for access.
This isn’t a game!
This isn’t a game!
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fuck normalizing hateful politics and fuck playing nice for access.
This isn’t a game!
This isn’t a game!
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Poems are now battlefields.
"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
Poets are now cybersecurity threats: Researchers used 'adversarial poetry' to trick AI into ignoring its safety guard rails and it worked 62% of the time
Hacking the planet with florid verse.
www.pcgamer.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Poems are now battlefields.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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Co-signing.
What do I HAVE to pick up at PAX UNPLUGGED?
I am especially interested in zines out of people’s bags and the most grungy DIY stuff people have.
I am especially interested in zines out of people’s bags and the most grungy DIY stuff people have.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Co-signing.
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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oh come ON
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
oh come ON
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Why does Clarissa, the largest Penguin, not simply eat the other Penguins?
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Why does Clarissa, the largest Penguin, not simply eat the other Penguins?
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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Help me convince @offline.mountainherder.xyz to let me put a bumper sticker on our car, specifically this one
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Help me convince @offline.mountainherder.xyz to let me put a bumper sticker on our car, specifically this one
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About to make my debut as a streamer in <30 minutes because I will do anything 5-star pals @robdubbin.bsky.social & @garrett.bsky.social ask of me!!
The Starfriends Kickstarter ends in 48 hours! We're closing it out with a mini-tournament stream feat. various legends facing off for honor, glory, and a custom Starfriend drawn live during a special Buchla synth set by Nick Sylvester. Join our discord now to save the date: starfriends.online/stream
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
About to make my debut as a streamer in <30 minutes because I will do anything 5-star pals @robdubbin.bsky.social & @garrett.bsky.social ask of me!!