Memento (merry) Morty 🌙
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
Pinned
You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
My son talked me out of his bath and into a documentary about snakes instead if you want to know who really runs the show around here
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My son talked me out of his bath and into a documentary about snakes instead if you want to know who really runs the show around here
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
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Trump trying to appear super-racist to distract from the fact that he is a pedophile isn't really working. He is both. Trump is a racist pedophile.
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trump trying to appear super-racist to distract from the fact that he is a pedophile isn't really working. He is both. Trump is a racist pedophile.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Immediately locking in at the gym as soon as Glorilla starts playing 💅
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Immediately locking in at the gym as soon as Glorilla starts playing 💅
I am not trying to brag or anything, but every little kid that I've seen in public today has waved at me or said hi
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I am not trying to brag or anything, but every little kid that I've seen in public today has waved at me or said hi
I went to an exercise dietitian today and she told me I'm not getting nearly enough protein for my activity level and I have to eat more and I simply do not want to! Being a certified Muscle Mommy is so hard!
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I went to an exercise dietitian today and she told me I'm not getting nearly enough protein for my activity level and I have to eat more and I simply do not want to! Being a certified Muscle Mommy is so hard!
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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We are all drunk raccoons passed out on God’s public bathroom floor
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We are all drunk raccoons passed out on God’s public bathroom floor
This was my favorite 90s sci-fi film
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This was my favorite 90s sci-fi film
Nothing could get me out from under this heated blanket. I am glued here forever.
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Nothing could get me out from under this heated blanket. I am glued here forever.
I didn't know your mom taught classes
My old swallowing professor used to call mayonnaise “sandwich lubricant” and I think about that more than I should
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I didn't know your mom taught classes
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A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
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I am begging one, JUST ONE, congressional reporter to follow up with Mike Johnson by asking, "What are the American people to make of a Speaker of the House who tells us daily that he's not aware of what's happening on Capitol Hill and the White House?"
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am begging one, JUST ONE, congressional reporter to follow up with Mike Johnson by asking, "What are the American people to make of a Speaker of the House who tells us daily that he's not aware of what's happening on Capitol Hill and the White House?"
Does anyone remember that guy on Twitter who had a puffy, winter coat fetish
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Does anyone remember that guy on Twitter who had a puffy, winter coat fetish
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This guy is the James Carville of football. Won something 20 years ago and people keep paying him to make an ass of himself on TV while he blames everyone around him for the teams failures
Aaron Rodgers turns 42 today. Will he be playing next year, when he turns 43?
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Aaron Rodgers turns 42 today
Not many quarterbacks have continued to play beyond their 40th birthdays.
www.nbcsports.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This guy is the James Carville of football. Won something 20 years ago and people keep paying him to make an ass of himself on TV while he blames everyone around him for the teams failures
Sweat! In my eyelashes 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sweat! In my eyelashes 🥺
You can tell he wants to drop slurs on live television so bad
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You can tell he wants to drop slurs on live television so bad
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
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@mementomorty.bsky.social Mother Earth has been putting in the reps
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
@mementomorty.bsky.social Mother Earth has been putting in the reps
Nothing like Pete Hegseth screaming about murdering innocent fisherman to lull you to sleep, am I right
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nothing like Pete Hegseth screaming about murdering innocent fisherman to lull you to sleep, am I right
Trump keeps microdosing death on live television and I keep feeling more optimistic that he'll croak during a cabinet meeting in the near future
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trump keeps microdosing death on live television and I keep feeling more optimistic that he'll croak during a cabinet meeting in the near future
It was around 80,000 according to the CDC, and if Trump really cared about drug overdoses, he wouldn't cut programs for harm reduction that include Narcan education and distribution
Trump on drug overdoses in America: "We lost last year more than 200,000 people. Dead people."
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It was around 80,000 according to the CDC, and if Trump really cared about drug overdoses, he wouldn't cut programs for harm reduction that include Narcan education and distribution
I have been on curly hair tiktok, watching people get curly hair cuts and styles and it looks life-changing
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have been on curly hair tiktok, watching people get curly hair cuts and styles and it looks life-changing