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Memento (merry) Morty 🌙
@mementomorty.bsky.social
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passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

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A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
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Bone doctors, sure
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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👀
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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My brain for some reason read python as physician and I snorted at the thought of a doctor who is stronger than me
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I don't think I'd have cameras in my own home ever
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Give them a crunchwrap supreme and watch them explode
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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The only thing left to do is show her Sweeney Todd. Far better.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I love that one
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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- Elton John right before he decided to pursue a musical career
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This is an Onion article, right? Right?
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Played me like a fiddle
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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On me? Yes.
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Most venomous ones, so yes
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I'm actively considering it
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Hey I'm cool too
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Bluesky unwrapped is when two mutuals have sex r- [yanked off stage]
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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👀
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Of course. I ate it up. 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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🗣🗣
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM