Darach Ó Séaghdha
banner
darach.bsky.social
Darach Ó Séaghdha
@darach.bsky.social
That @theirishfor guy. Author of Motherfoclóir & Craic Baby. He/Him.
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
Wonder how long before this is considered a threat lol
maybe you can use the chatgpt therapy app
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
Yanno what? Can't even judge Jimmy here

Back when I attempted to date there is no way I wouldn't get into this kind of rant
Jimmy is (last I heard anyway) still single.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
Likes: sunsets, puppies
Dislikes: when Senators portray themselves as local politicians and having constituents from where they live as opposed to the formal grouping they represent no yeah I had a great time oh you're emigrating all of a sudden? No problem haha
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
He wanted Seanad reform she wanted a bye-election
Jimmy is (last I heard anyway) still single.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
And the Seanad still unreformed.

Don't talk to me about that 2024 Higher Education constituency nonsense, in this TED Talk I will show that
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You know the way they say that a man must've invented high heels but a woman must've invented dry shampoo?

Well it's true!
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Jimmy is (last I heard anyway) still single.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
ALT text:
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
I love this poem too - thanks for bringing it over to #speirgorm
I love this poem,
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
“Notorious Dogging Spot” was/is on my list of names for the band I’m going to form/join.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
From 2021.

2% sounds small but with a population of 60 million...
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
They say "clean up afterwards, so as not to attract attention to known dogging hot spots" but the name of the dogging hot spot location is right there in larger font at the top!
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love this poem,
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love the way it looks like the dog has turned his head to see who's talking shite about him.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Does Dan O'Brien have a cousin in Grand Forks?
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
It's a well known fact that the AZ jab can cause involuntary 'number threes' .
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
The only cure for the Number Threeses is to go vaccine free and pray to Jeeses
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
Just an incredible moment of live news coverage. Up there with the lad who slipped on the ice or the man against "Men and women" getting married or the lad who talked about how "Constant Markiewicz" gave up "his" life in 1916 so developers can freely commit tax fraud

Should be immortalised
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Alt Text is an AI-training tool disguised as an accessibility feature ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
This sounds like the most exhaustively stupid scam like even if you're emotionless enough to betray 35 fucking women like that why would you do it to yourself?!

Kinda wish he dated just 2 more so I can make a Clerks joke tho
Once you start dating more than seven people at once, it stops being infidelity and starts to become high anxiety farce. It also requires supernatural time management, patience and savoir faire, it'd be simpler to pick one lady and treat her right.

DJ Carey could never pull this off.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
Trying to work out the number of gardai involved is the new "As I was going to St Ives..."
This family have done more for Irish comedy than the last three DGs of RTÉ.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
This sounds EXHAUSTING.

(I've always assumed the French cinq à sept is only possible in a country where your work day is not too arduous.)
Once you start dating more than seven people at once, it stops being infidelity and starts to become high anxiety farce. It also requires supernatural time management, patience and savoir faire, it'd be simpler to pick one lady and treat her right.

DJ Carey could never pull this off.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There's a bit in this book when a wizard raises the value of some peasant hovels using a magic spell.... until a witch curses them with negative equity!
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If I was the world's most famous atheist comedian and the only fan I had left was the editor of the Irish Catholic... I would reflect upon my legacy and what I could do with the time I had left to improve it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by Darach Ó Séaghdha
I don't know about you, but if I was projectile vomiting black blood, bleeding from my arse, and covered in bruises, I'm not sure I'd be in the mood for assessing my semen.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM