maccrespo.bsky.social
@maccrespo.bsky.social
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I get it, it's like the late period Mountain Goats of social media
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Walked into town to get a haircut without a booking. What is this, 2007? Am I going to Whelan's later and might see Mickey Joe Harte/Paddy Casey at the bar? Is that someone off Phantom? Who has the latest issue of Buzz Magazine, Shane "Shaggy" Horgan's youth society photo freesheet?
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This move always has me reaching for the wanker gesture
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Accelerated the rice crispie bun process by whacking them in the freezer. Molecular gastronomy I believe it's called.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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what the actual fuck is wrong with American journalists?
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He retired! Why won't anyone believe me! Why won't he fuck off!
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Damn, it really is hard to miss it when someone has been cast out of the Circle of Trust, isn’t it
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Love 2 watch What's In My Bag videos three cans deep, and express BlackStar opinions. Talib needed Mos Def around! He had a tendency towards the po-faced!
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.

Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There's atrocious, meaningless slogans, and then there's...
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I find it hard to believe that the man who wrote those emails also invented the theory of relativity.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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TFW your extremely niche area of academic research is in the news! A 🧵 on some aspects of the building formerly known as the Pro-Cathedral (or the Metropolitan chapel as it was called first!) www.rte.ie/news/ireland...
Pro-Cathedral designated Dublin's Catholic cathedral
Pope Leo XIV has designated St Mary's Pro Cathedral in Dublin as the city's official Catholic Cathedral, becoming the first in the capital for 500 years.
www.rte.ie
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
bit of wind here in the Treaty City. you know, we needed this wind.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
one thing i will say about these epstein emails is that i wish they were disseminated the same way around. am i meant to be reading from the bottom? from the top? who's writing to who? i don't know if i'm being mad at the right bits, you have to hold my hand.
There's *so much* in there about Bannon's work to promote the far-right in the US and Europe, e.g., this exchange the usefulness of giving the press and the public an enemy to focus on (specifically, China):
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
so much resistance against "wokeness"/leftist politics is annoyance at cringy elements, though it's possible that it's a facade on actual rejection of the content.

some leftists/leftist stuff is annoying/silly; that seems less forgiveable in centrists than it otherwise would be, for some reason.
my wokest opinion is that land acknowledgements are fine. people knowing a little bit about the land you're on, even if one isn't invested in a land back project, is not particularly worse than the status quo, even if one comes by this info in a way that is somewhat cringe and forced
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Happy birthday sausage fingers 👑
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Life moves pretty fast
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I’m happy for the soccer fans and their one-off win, I am. But I can’t help feeling that their win takes away from the extraordinary achievements of our rugby team over the last decade.

This is a pitch to the off the ball newspaper review panel
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM