You Call Yourself a Film Critic
@filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
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Socialist. Bi but only in the Spanish dub. Failed writer AND critic. Autistic t'fuck. Most times bearded PFP: @Akajennyhere2 (twitter) YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@YouCallYourselfAFilmCritic
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Keeping this here for 2025 threads and other assortments. Here are my other socials if you wish to follow me there:

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I Swear
-Kirk Jones, 2025 (first viewing)
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People will say the absolute dumbest shit in the world and g "Let that sink in" as if that will magically not make it the absolute dumbest shit in the world
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
Mufasa really thinking he's slick calling his son "Lion". Think you'd get away with calling your kid "Human" in a different language? Thinking you'll get away with it cause everyone around you is an uneducated pleb?!

Haughty prick
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
*guy who desperately wants to hold onto the idea that he's not 100% in support of The Machine* Pffft! That's not very Against The Machine of you dumbass
dieworkwear.bsky.social
seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit."

Someone named Manny replies: "@grok
 why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
If you want to argue protests votes caused her loss (which I don't agree with and I don't think the polling fats agrees with) if they're still relying on the ballot to beat MAGA maybe antagonising these voters is a terrible fucking idea lol
pauleric70.bsky.social
Harris slams protestor during book tour.

“You want to talk about legacy? Let’s talk about the legacy of mass deportations, of not voting, and Donald Trump.”
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
You could also argue superhero fatigue is what Thunderbolts was about they're pushing a theme
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
Pretty sure it was one of their 20 trillion projects they announced riding off the highs of Endgame where hopefully a metric fuckton of dramas and an unprecedented global event that made human contact unfeasible wouldn't affect them
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They’re putting up stickers like this in my area

#IrelandForAll
STICKER OF AN IRISH FLAG

ATTENTION THIS  FLAG IS FOR EVERYONE!
Do not let the small mumber of people with hateful and extreme views tell you that it is only meant for those wto are straight, white, and obediently nationalist.
This fag, as a whole, is intended to symbolise the inclusion and hoped-for union of the people of different traditions on the island of Ireland, which is expressed in the Constitution as the entitlement of every person to be oart of the independent Irish nation, regardless of eteric oriain, relicion, political conviction, gender, sex or sexual orientation.
WE WILL NOT FALL
FOR FASCIST PROPAGANDA.
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
Where the fuck are you getting MOCHA refills they're like not exactly drinks that operate well as quick easy top ups
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
I love the specificity of it

"Gimme a coke refill"
"Against the law"
"Alright I had a Pepsi then gimme that Christ!"
davidsligar.bsky.social
Attlee taught Labour to walk, now he watches on as they fly
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
This bullshit may have worked against Corbyn but it won't work now the conversations about Israel and Palestine in the UK has completely shifted they have nothing
flyingrodent.bsky.social
That’s the line and by Christ, they are sticking to it come hell or high water. Let’s see whether it’ll work as well on e.g. Italian police arresting them at a holiday villa outside Rimini in 2033.
Bridget Phillipson * @bphillipso... 3h g
Hate has no place in our universities or our country.
Antisemitism must be rooted out of our society.
Our education system must play its part in keeping us free from fear and free from hate.
My piece in today's Sunday Express
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
And at the time all were careful to not post WHAT tweets he was (allegedly as this claim came from his liar mouth) arrested for

One of which was him encouraging his followers to assault random women in bathrooms they figured they can clock
indiawilloughby.bsky.social
This is Graham Linehan, who UKLabour, WesStreeting and every columnist in the country rushed to defend when he was arrested by police, after inciting online violence and smashed a trans girl’s phone. They are even changing the law specifically to protect him. “Just a joke” @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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My favourite kind of social media post is making up a person who doesn't exist to be mad at

Like. Who did you meet who opposes the genocide but is okay with the boat bombings exactly?
Cropped BlueSky post: "The "I don't want my tax money murdering children and families in Palestine" folks. 

Well, your tax money is being used to bomb fishing vessels under the false narrative of them being drug traffickers. 

Those are fathers, brothers, sons, and uncles. 

You mad about that too? Or nah?"
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-Democrats are aligning themselves with fascists
-"What do you suggest they do about that?"
.....not align themselves with fascists?

Solution seems pretty much baked into the problem here, Slick
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Also signalling Mandy's vid as I know how hard she worked on this and her gentle humour and achingly personal insights really shine here and also she's just a lovely person who deserves your attention
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Mainely Mandy examines the issues of when neurodivergences crosses with relationships and polyamory and how examining these crossroads comes with a journey of learning to love yourself and all the parts that makes you you

Also Crazy Ex-Girlfriend references so this was like catnip for me
Neurodivergent & Polyamorous
YouTube video by Mainely Mandy
youtu.be
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
Haven't updated this list in a while but if I were to pick out any video for ye to watch I implore you make it this. It's one of the year's best
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
AdequateEmily looks at I Saw the TV Glow how its fascination with old TV hits close to home how it reflects on transness and the blurred realities of the world of self-acceptance and the world of playing the roles you are told to play. Incredibly human and superbly well constructed
I Saw the TV Glow: CRT Memories and Fuzzy Genders | AdequateEmily
YouTube video by AdequateEmily
www.youtube.com
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
uncle herman takes an empathetic yet cautious look at ForeverKailyn an early YouTube beauty vlogger turned perpetually unsuccessful lolcow and how harassment and frustrating lack of goals achieved paint a picture of a person stuck in a rut of continuous lack of growth
The Disappearance of ForeverKailyn | Lolcow’s Favorite Worst Nightmare
YouTube video by uncle herman
www.youtube.com
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
AdequateEmily looks at I Saw the TV Glow how its fascination with old TV hits close to home how it reflects on transness and the blurred realities of the world of self-acceptance and the world of playing the roles you are told to play. Incredibly human and superbly well constructed
I Saw the TV Glow: CRT Memories and Fuzzy Genders | AdequateEmily
YouTube video by AdequateEmily
www.youtube.com
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
Dylan the Knight Owl takes an affectionate and truly time capsuled look at a forgotten figure of early YouTube lolcow/commentary fodder Dylan Guptill just one of the most fascinating and forgotten people from the early days of the platform
The Bizarre Untold Tale of Dylan Guptill
YouTube video by Dylan the Knight Owl
youtu.be
filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social
Mainely Mandy examines the issues of when neurodivergences crosses with relationships and polyamory and how examining these crossroads comes with a journey of learning to love yourself and all the parts that makes you you

Also Crazy Ex-Girlfriend references so this was like catnip for me
Neurodivergent & Polyamorous
YouTube video by Mainely Mandy
youtu.be