You Call Yourself a Film Critic
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Socialist. Bi but only in the Spanish dub. Failed writer AND critic. Autistic t'fuck. Most times bearded
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in honor of the odyssey discourse, please read this post i have been thinking of nonstop for the last 24 hours
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
in honor of the odyssey discourse, please read this post i have been thinking of nonstop for the last 24 hours
A YouTuber with "Geography" in their title doesn't know what "South" is
Deeply stupid YouTube thumbnail. I guess Galway, Limerick and Derry don’t exist?
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A YouTuber with "Geography" in their title doesn't know what "South" is
Well got to the ending of Paddington 2 again
a man is taking a shower and brushing his teeth in the bathroom .
ALT: a man is taking a shower and brushing his teeth in the bathroom .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Well got to the ending of Paddington 2 again
Year later I stand by this again this moment is so fucking emotional even if I know everything is gonna be fine
Absolutely no shade to Emily Mortimer who's doing the best with the material she's given (Paddington in Peru just isn't that strong a film either) but Sally Hawkins really is the heart of these movies and her presence is so sorely missed
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Year later I stand by this again this moment is so fucking emotional even if I know everything is gonna be fine
You are an adult you will NOT get broken up by Paddington's sad face over the Browns missing visiting in Paddington 2
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You are an adult you will NOT get broken up by Paddington's sad face over the Browns missing visiting in Paddington 2
I'd love to know what the explanation for the last 48 hours is if the answer isn't "She's evil corrupt and incompetent"?
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'd love to know what the explanation for the last 48 hours is if the answer isn't "She's evil corrupt and incompetent"?
Still absolutely adore a major subplot in this film is Paddington causing prison reform
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Still absolutely adore a major subplot in this film is Paddington causing prison reform
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Inside you there are two….
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Inside you there are two….
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"Mrs Brown says that in London everyone is different, and that means anyone can fit in. I think she must be right - because although I don't look like anyone else, I really do feel at home. I'll never be like other people, but that's alright, because I'm a bear. A bear called Paddington."
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Mrs Brown says that in London everyone is different, and that means anyone can fit in. I think she must be right - because although I don't look like anyone else, I really do feel at home. I'll never be like other people, but that's alright, because I'm a bear. A bear called Paddington."
Never forgiving Chapo Trap House for popularising this idea that Avatar is some anti-imperialist text
It is AT BEST some white liberalist bullshit made by a man who acts like he can tell the Lakota people what's what with authority and is filled with a bunch of appropriative elements
It is AT BEST some white liberalist bullshit made by a man who acts like he can tell the Lakota people what's what with authority and is filled with a bunch of appropriative elements
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Never forgiving Chapo Trap House for popularising this idea that Avatar is some anti-imperialist text
It is AT BEST some white liberalist bullshit made by a man who acts like he can tell the Lakota people what's what with authority and is filled with a bunch of appropriative elements
It is AT BEST some white liberalist bullshit made by a man who acts like he can tell the Lakota people what's what with authority and is filled with a bunch of appropriative elements
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
I love that small moments of the Browns looking at the kids trying to spruce up Paddington just the overwhelming wordless looks of love this movie is so pure
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love that small moments of the Browns looking at the kids trying to spruce up Paddington just the overwhelming wordless looks of love this movie is so pure
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You do not in fact have to hand it to Dave "Im a terf who just got paid by the saudi monarchy to do a show" Chappelle cause he acknowledged its evil to kill journalists covering Israel's genocide of Palestine.
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You do not in fact have to hand it to Dave "Im a terf who just got paid by the saudi monarchy to do a show" Chappelle cause he acknowledged its evil to kill journalists covering Israel's genocide of Palestine.
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CBS burying the 60 Minutes CECOT story is exactly why the Ellison family shouldn’t be allowed to buy Warner Bros. Discovery
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
CBS burying the 60 Minutes CECOT story is exactly why the Ellison family shouldn’t be allowed to buy Warner Bros. Discovery
Thank you Australia for (in this instance if nothing else) upholding reality
Justice Stewart explained: “Political criticism of Israel, however inflammatory or adversarial, is not by its nature criticism of Jews in general or based on Jewish racial or ethnic identity.
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thank you Australia for (in this instance if nothing else) upholding reality
This is monstrous
We can't just accept this technology as normal. It never will be
We can't just accept this technology as normal. It never will be
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is monstrous
We can't just accept this technology as normal. It never will be
We can't just accept this technology as normal. It never will be
I have no words just incoherent rage
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have no words just incoherent rage
Mrs. Brown having the empathy to go back to Paddington and see if he needs help always gets me 😭
Especially with Mr. Brown pushing aspersions on him-I've said what works about these movies is the reincorporation of Paddington as an immigrant stand in for contemporary times
Especially with Mr. Brown pushing aspersions on him-I've said what works about these movies is the reincorporation of Paddington as an immigrant stand in for contemporary times
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Mrs. Brown having the empathy to go back to Paddington and see if he needs help always gets me 😭
Especially with Mr. Brown pushing aspersions on him-I've said what works about these movies is the reincorporation of Paddington as an immigrant stand in for contemporary times
Especially with Mr. Brown pushing aspersions on him-I've said what works about these movies is the reincorporation of Paddington as an immigrant stand in for contemporary times
I'm seeing people go "The normies will LOVE Steve Rogers coming back!!" and I mean. Will they?
I know this is anecdotal & I know annoying MCU hating weirdos say this all the time post-Endgame but it's never felt more done than it has now
Most folks don't know there IS an Avengers movie coming up!
I know this is anecdotal & I know annoying MCU hating weirdos say this all the time post-Endgame but it's never felt more done than it has now
Most folks don't know there IS an Avengers movie coming up!
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm seeing people go "The normies will LOVE Steve Rogers coming back!!" and I mean. Will they?
I know this is anecdotal & I know annoying MCU hating weirdos say this all the time post-Endgame but it's never felt more done than it has now
Most folks don't know there IS an Avengers movie coming up!
I know this is anecdotal & I know annoying MCU hating weirdos say this all the time post-Endgame but it's never felt more done than it has now
Most folks don't know there IS an Avengers movie coming up!
“Christmas” was originally a trans holiday and we’re taking it back.
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I mean they gotta go to the voter base they want to appeal to it's just common sense
we ask the question: why are Labour MPs and ministers still using X when its owner has vowed to destroy them?
www.ft.com/content/5b0e...
www.ft.com/content/5b0e...
‘A stream of negativity and abuse’: why are Labour MPs still sticking with X?
Despite concerns, politicians continue to use Elon Musk’s platform in search of a ‘civilised debate’ with constituents
www.ft.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I mean they gotta go to the voter base they want to appeal to it's just common sense
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Mrs. Claus’ favorite time with Santa.
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Mrs. Claus’ favorite time with Santa.
I don't think it's controversial to say just how much more selfish people have become post-COVID. Like from benign rudeness to how much inhumanity people express when talking about migrants
It's legitimately disheartening and I don't exactly know how we can resolve it
It's legitimately disheartening and I don't exactly know how we can resolve it
I sort of think that the Covid times for many people utterly killed any sense that we all live in this world collectively and that you are actually obligated to be mindful of other people, and I think it’s a problem that goes well beyond just the Covid denialists.
Few things make me as angry as 'National Slowdown Day' People are out there driving like absolute pricks, it is getting so much worse, and the best we have come up with is 'please stop'
As if a person with that level of selfishness is going to hear about 'Slowdown' day and think it applies to them
As if a person with that level of selfishness is going to hear about 'Slowdown' day and think it applies to them
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't think it's controversial to say just how much more selfish people have become post-COVID. Like from benign rudeness to how much inhumanity people express when talking about migrants
It's legitimately disheartening and I don't exactly know how we can resolve it
It's legitimately disheartening and I don't exactly know how we can resolve it
This guy and that guy who namesearches Woody Allen to defend him should go out for drinks
I just found out there's a guy on here who namesearches Elvis Presley and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about how old Elvis Presley's wife was when they met
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This guy and that guy who namesearches Woody Allen to defend him should go out for drinks