Canis Latranscendental
@grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.
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Shark coochie
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Shark coochie
Corn starch egg yolks, sugar, and cocoa powder. 72% cacao chips. Chocolate pudding base.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Corn starch egg yolks, sugar, and cocoa powder. 72% cacao chips. Chocolate pudding base.
Soon, my round little friend. Soon.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Soon, my round little friend. Soon.
Pies are done.
I have never been very good at making pie crust look good. But MAN do they smell good.
I have never been very good at making pie crust look good. But MAN do they smell good.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Pies are done.
I have never been very good at making pie crust look good. But MAN do they smell good.
I have never been very good at making pie crust look good. But MAN do they smell good.
Brown butter and bourbon pecan pies are in the oven. House smells SO GOOD
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Brown butter and bourbon pecan pies are in the oven. House smells SO GOOD
This creature.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This creature.
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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More amazing hybrid costume/puppetry stuff.
Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯
What if this but werewolf?
Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯
What if this but werewolf?
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
More amazing hybrid costume/puppetry stuff.
Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯
What if this but werewolf?
Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯
What if this but werewolf?
Stranger things is still going? Thise kids are like 50 now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Stranger things is still going? Thise kids are like 50 now.
Me in 2014: I do not support the death penalty. Its cruel and unnecessary. Focus on rehabilitation.
Me in 2025: I want to see the fuckers shit their pants in fear on the way up the gallows. Let em swing.
Me in 2025: I want to see the fuckers shit their pants in fear on the way up the gallows. Let em swing.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me in 2014: I do not support the death penalty. Its cruel and unnecessary. Focus on rehabilitation.
Me in 2025: I want to see the fuckers shit their pants in fear on the way up the gallows. Let em swing.
Me in 2025: I want to see the fuckers shit their pants in fear on the way up the gallows. Let em swing.
Work is being a CUNT today. Everybody wants everything before the holiday and its just not physically possible. It is, however, stressful.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Work is being a CUNT today. Everybody wants everything before the holiday and its just not physically possible. It is, however, stressful.
I really do not want to be at work today.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I really do not want to be at work today.
Crumst. Browmed bumbber.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Crumst. Browmed bumbber.
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It doesn't require finishing school to be able to say, "I don't care for any, thank you."
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It doesn't require finishing school to be able to say, "I don't care for any, thank you."
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My favorite thing is people stating matters of taste as tho they were immutable laws of physics and any disagreement is tantamount to blasphemy.
"SWEET POTATO PIE IS BAD AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE BASICALLY HITLER THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PIE IS KEY LIME"
"SWEET POTATO PIE IS BAD AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE BASICALLY HITLER THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PIE IS KEY LIME"
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My favorite thing is people stating matters of taste as tho they were immutable laws of physics and any disagreement is tantamount to blasphemy.
"SWEET POTATO PIE IS BAD AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE BASICALLY HITLER THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PIE IS KEY LIME"
"SWEET POTATO PIE IS BAD AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE BASICALLY HITLER THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PIE IS KEY LIME"
I had to have molasses shipped to me because I jusr couldn't get it in a grocery order. It kept getting refunded. Ans now they "mail ordered" molasses isn't going to be here until Saturday. SIGH
GUESS I DON'T HAVE MOLASSES FOR MY PIES
GUESS I DON'T HAVE MOLASSES FOR MY PIES
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had to have molasses shipped to me because I jusr couldn't get it in a grocery order. It kept getting refunded. Ans now they "mail ordered" molasses isn't going to be here until Saturday. SIGH
GUESS I DON'T HAVE MOLASSES FOR MY PIES
GUESS I DON'T HAVE MOLASSES FOR MY PIES
1 cup golden syrup
1 tbsp molasses
5 tbsp browned butter, melted but cooled
1/3 cup brown sugar, packed
2 tbsp bourbon
1 tsp vanilla
3 eggs, room temp
2 cups chopped pecans
1 nine inch pie shell
Combine butter, sugar, syrup,molasses and salt in a bowl and whisk until smooth.
1 tbsp molasses
5 tbsp browned butter, melted but cooled
1/3 cup brown sugar, packed
2 tbsp bourbon
1 tsp vanilla
3 eggs, room temp
2 cups chopped pecans
1 nine inch pie shell
Combine butter, sugar, syrup,molasses and salt in a bowl and whisk until smooth.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1 cup golden syrup
1 tbsp molasses
5 tbsp browned butter, melted but cooled
1/3 cup brown sugar, packed
2 tbsp bourbon
1 tsp vanilla
3 eggs, room temp
2 cups chopped pecans
1 nine inch pie shell
Combine butter, sugar, syrup,molasses and salt in a bowl and whisk until smooth.
1 tbsp molasses
5 tbsp browned butter, melted but cooled
1/3 cup brown sugar, packed
2 tbsp bourbon
1 tsp vanilla
3 eggs, room temp
2 cups chopped pecans
1 nine inch pie shell
Combine butter, sugar, syrup,molasses and salt in a bowl and whisk until smooth.
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The photo I got this weekend 💚
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The photo I got this weekend 💚
ALSO the house where I will be spending gluttony day has a deli slicer. So my salami and chorizo chubs will be PERFECTLY CUT
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ALSO the house where I will be spending gluttony day has a deli slicer. So my salami and chorizo chubs will be PERFECTLY CUT
Turns out Im also making a chocolate cream pie from scratch for gluttony day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Turns out Im also making a chocolate cream pie from scratch for gluttony day.
He wants you to see he washed his paws like you said.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He wants you to see he washed his paws like you said.