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Canis Latranscendental

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social

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Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.

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Fawnlorn @fawnlorn.bsky.social · 1h

I’m excited to share my finished Jack-o’-lantern! I was inspired by those amazing 1930’s Papier-mâché pumpkins, which I love. Also, you can’t beat a classic sheet-ghost guise. 🎃 #halloween #folklore #arttoy #Jackolantern #pumpkin #sheetghost

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 1h

Yup

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Marf @marf.dog · 1h

A photo of a deep sea anglerfish, the body of the fish is labeled "the demon who feeds on wasted time" and the bait is labeled "dogshit take"

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 1h

I phrase this as: You don't have to respond to every stupid thing you see on the internet.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 1h

Oh definitely.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 2h

Thats ok. I DETEST setting up new computers anyway.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 2h

The character vs. How furries draw the character.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 2h

I never did end up getting a new laptop before windows 10 support died. Oh well.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 2h

Excellent point.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 2h

What the hell is a Nuzzi and can I eat it?

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AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS @ambienowl.bsky.social · 14h

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 16h

Today's conservative dictionary entry:

Tryanny /tirənē/ n. When someone gets mad at me for calling them a slur.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah shame that.
Say. You I have this little ball of hamburger and cheese JUST FOR YOU

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

Perfect.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

Probably slightly less awkward and weird too.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

My profile includes the words "master porksmith". I am not super concerned with eating kosher.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

He's already a kinky little weirdo. I did no damage there.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

YUP

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

He was less than happy about that. But he got the point. And I called him "Dinner" the rest of the weekend. XD

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

"Pretend its a pill. There's more than one way to win a fight."

Sometimes, you gotta use your BRAIN not your muscles, and thats ok.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17h

So the next time drinks were wanted I got up like the good little service dog I am and made drinks for everyone. In HIS glass I put a little (clean) stone. When he got to the bottom of his drink he was like "Whats this?"

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

Thinking about the time we were talking about who to eat first in the event of being snowed in. I joked at my friend (REDACTED) that it would be him because he had the most muscle mass. He was all "I WAS IN THE MILITARY I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY THUMB OR WHATEVER WHAT MAKES YOU THIN..." Blah blah...

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

Thankfully I only have 2 tallboys of Vitamin R at home so I cannot drink TOO MUCH. But I will be drinking both of those large beers. :P

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

Today has been A DAY
I am going home and drinking.

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social · 23h

it’s that time of year again 🍂🍃

four simplistic drawings of a fluffy white dog rolling around in red, yellow, and orange leaves while exclaiming “leaf, leaf”

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