Adam Ellis
@adamtots.bsky.social
goblin • he/him • patreon.com/adamtots • Let Me In Your Window: https://amzn.to/4l2oOFw
It's true that all dogs go to heaven, but there's a separate heaven for pugs and it's worse than regular dog heaven
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's true that all dogs go to heaven, but there's a separate heaven for pugs and it's worse than regular dog heaven
Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
I feel like Dr Seuss would kill himself over the Grinch promoting Walmart with AI
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I feel like Dr Seuss would kill himself over the Grinch promoting Walmart with AI
So is the new Metroid…..good? I can’t tell
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So is the new Metroid…..good? I can’t tell
They’re transvestigating me on Twitter
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
They’re transvestigating me on Twitter
I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI
New series over on the P site 🫏
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
New series over on the P site 🫏
If I'm playing a video game with melee weapons and the weapon shatters after 20 swings, I'm turning that game off.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If I'm playing a video game with melee weapons and the weapon shatters after 20 swings, I'm turning that game off.
Me whenever I post a new comic
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me whenever I post a new comic
We gotta save Kate Beckinsale
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We gotta save Kate Beckinsale
Shot, chaser, another chaser
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Shot, chaser, another chaser
I don't like the way this is shaping up
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don't like the way this is shaping up
Should I buy Bang and Olufsen's new $1500 earbuds
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Should I buy Bang and Olufsen's new $1500 earbuds