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@blisterpearl.bsky.social
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Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Soul whose intentions are good. *soul not included ᴰᴹˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ᵐᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᴺᵃᶻⁱˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᵉᵈ
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."
blisterpearl.bsky.social
It won't be a GREAT Depression, it'll be the BEST Depression! The most beautiful depression you've ever SEEN!
blisterpearl.bsky.social
President Carter was forced to sell his peanut farm to avoid even the perception that he might stand to gain financially from his presidency.
blisterpearl.bsky.social
That's the one. Every NFT, every meme coin, every golden sneaker, Qatari jet, the insider trading.. ..I remember how Carter had to sell his little farm to avoid even the perception of corruption.
blisterpearl.bsky.social
I keep remembering Jimmy Carter's peanut farm
blisterpearl.bsky.social
"I tried to buy an inflatable frog costume for No Kings next weekend but they're backlogged. I'm taking this as a good sign."
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johnpaulhi.bsky.social
Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail so I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something.
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marmel.bsky.social
Guys.
I did it!
I finally broke autocorrect.
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logicallyjc.bsky.social
I don’t think Biden was president on J6.
blisterpearl.bsky.social
If we translate this, it sounds something like "Why won't women insert their own friendship tokens until one sex falls out?"
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melvinwhite.bsky.social
I’d still like to know what the fuck they threw out of that White House window.
blisterpearl.bsky.social
When Turning Point says it wants its own "Christian" halftime show, they mean "white"
blisterpearl.bsky.social
"We took the freedom of speech away." -DJT
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
The guy who literally incited an insurrection is now threatening to use the Insurrection Act to torment Americans who do not support him.

(…because he literally incited an insurrection)
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
Kristi Noem is simultaneously claiming she’s in a “war zone” while complaining about the restrooms.
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
Let’s fast forward to when these ICE fuckers are all on trial for their crimes against humanity and the Constitution.
blisterpearl.bsky.social
..and just like that, Bad Bunny made them forget all about the maga college evangelist
blisterpearl.bsky.social
The toddler in zip ties is not one of the Chicago kids.
I shared it as real, and it's almost wholesome. I'm sorry.
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Not trying to be a jerk…
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
blisterpearl.bsky.social
Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde didn't do it
The four ghosts in Pac-Man are all programmed to act differently: Red chases you, Pink tries to position itself in a set way, Blue tries to ambush you, Orange is random, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
blisterpearl.bsky.social
Saw someone call him Metamucillini and almost choked
blisterpearl.bsky.social
Can we lower the flags for Jane Goodall?
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borowitzreport.bsky.social
This could be Trump’s biggest shutdown since he drove his casinos into bankruptcy