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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 3h
Trump’s rhetoric about people attacking law enforcement officers rings a little hollow from someone who pardoned the criminals who killed police on Jan 6
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 1d
Trump is not America First. He is Russia First, Qatar Second, Argentina Third. Not sure if America even makes it into the top 10.
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 1d
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 2d
correct
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 2d
Honestly, Trump had a better chance of winning Miss Teen USA
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 2d
“If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”
Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
“If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 2d
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 3d
OSLO—The Nobel Peace Prize Committee has recognized Donald Trump with a laser printed “certificate of participation.”

“Deciding who will win the Peace Prize is an exhausting and stressful process,” the committee stated. “Donald Trump’s entry gave us many hours of welcome laughter.”
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 3d
I did not make this up: Trump bragged that he should win the Nobel Peace Prize because he ended a war in "The Republic of Condo." I was not aware that this country existed, but to honor it I am posting this flag. #LongLiveCondo
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 4d
“Indictmenting is hard,” Lindsey Halligan said.
Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey”
“Indictmenting is hard," Lindsey Halligan said.
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 4d
unfair to witches, obvi
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 4d
Thank God the people working for Trump are evil morons and not evil geniuses
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 4d
Agree?
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 4d
With Kimmel and Colbert under attack, it’s comforting to know that we still have a great comedian like Pam Bondi on TV
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 5d
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 5d
Though the committee did not bestow its prize on Trump, it did recognize him with a laser printed “certificate of participation.”
Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
The committee recognized Trump with a "certificate of participation."
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 5d
Iffy
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 5d
Someone needs to tell John Roberts that being the last Chief Justice to serve in an American democracy won’t look good on his Wikipedia page
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 6d
Farewell, CBS News
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 6d
Elon Loses Again!
When the world’s most admired woman gets attacked by the world’s least interesting man, it’s no contest.
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 6d
Dr. Jane Goodall's wish list
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 6d
I like
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 6d
Band names include the Kristi Nomads and Hegadeth.
Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands
Military personnel were seen trading in automatic weapons for mandolins and zithers.
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 6d
Pretty sure you can't win the Nobel Peace Prize if you make California invade Oregon
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 7d
“Total obliteration” is the kind of talk the Nobel Peace Prize judges really dig
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