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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter

@harryseaotter.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a sea otter that lives outside of Skagway, Alaska. I love crabs, sea urchins, starfish, squid, and bivalves. Here mainly for food. †Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · Sep 3

Begging for food is serious business.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 10h

She was profoundly unfunny for a clown. Clown School has really let their admission standards slip.

Ah well, more titty cake for the rest of us. Yay!

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 11h

I think they are just upset that they are so bitter and angry all the time that they forgot how to laugh.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 11h

*borrow

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 12h

I am afraid that these are both timeless and objectively funny. Have you ever thought that the problem might be you?

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 12h

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 12h

No, I didn't miss it, I just loved the bandage. See? Isn't it funny? It was even funnier when his followers were taping pieces of paper to their heads

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 12h

You have something left? That sounds like a job for Harry-Deez!

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 13h

Because the oversized gauze bandage was funny.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 14h

I knew I forgot something!

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 15h

If she sees that she will get angry and say I did an "Ai Photoshop" which is either Artificial Intelligence, Adobe Illustrator (I am very good at both programs!) or she is shouting "¡Ai!" like "¡Ai, Dios mio!"

It could be any of those three.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 15h

She's a clown! But an unintentionally funny one.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 15h

She was mean to me! All I did was draw objectively funny pictures.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 16h

What do I get out of it? I mean, I love sea otters because I am one, but most river otters are jerks. And dumb.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 16h

Ask @ccgene.bsky.social if you can borrow one from her.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 16h

Do you happen to be a green t-shirt aficionado?

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 16h

Sure, there's plenty of kelp to anchor yourself to once you get to the seaward islands.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 17h

There are a lot of frogs up here. It is temperate rainforest up here.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 17h

*Differently Mannered

I'm quite well mannered amongst civilized intelligent beings. Primates didn't invent manners, they just made them dumb.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 17h

My asshole is pretty wild, but it has never been tamed or domesticated, so it could not revert "back" to a wild state. It will always be wild and free.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 17h

Puffer fish are everywhere.

Amphibians don't like the ocean. A few like brackish waters, but not the ocean. Draws the water out of their bodies, since their skin is very permeable.