Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a narcissistic* sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡.
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
Pinned
Begging for food is serious business.
POV: You wake up in the hospital several hours after seeing an adorable sea otter wearing a red vest with "Certified Service Otter: DO NOT TOUCH" stitched onto it, and you go to pick up the 90lbs of muscle, claws, teeth, and fur by the handle on his vest.
At least I let you live with your mistake.
At least I let you live with your mistake.
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
POV: You wake up in the hospital several hours after seeing an adorable sea otter wearing a red vest with "Certified Service Otter: DO NOT TOUCH" stitched onto it, and you go to pick up the 90lbs of muscle, claws, teeth, and fur by the handle on his vest.
At least I let you live with your mistake.
At least I let you live with your mistake.
David Gilmore, I'll design your next album cover!
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
David Gilmore, I'll design your next album cover!
I'm glad to see that the playwrights have decided to return to the Kennedy Center, and are lining up some quality entertainment.
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'm glad to see that the playwrights have decided to return to the Kennedy Center, and are lining up some quality entertainment.
That's so weird, I wonder why an overzealous Whitehouse staffer didn't notice the error right away.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
That's so weird, I wonder why an overzealous Whitehouse staffer didn't notice the error right away.
I have made a graphic to sum it up, for those of you humans who don't wish to watch the video:
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I have made a graphic to sum it up, for those of you humans who don't wish to watch the video:
This strange human must be monitoring me from a sock account so he can continue to add me to block lists, which is very funny.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This strange human must be monitoring me from a sock account so he can continue to add me to block lists, which is very funny.
Huh, that's pretty weird that Juan got a pardon for trafficking fentanyl and guns. Maybe it was because he threw guns into the mix.
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Huh, that's pretty weird that Juan got a pardon for trafficking fentanyl and guns. Maybe it was because he threw guns into the mix.
I feel kind of bad for Captain Sean Barbabella. He doesn't seem like a bad sort of human, did a lot of good in the field patching other humans up, and now has to deal with being Trump's personal physician.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I feel kind of bad for Captain Sean Barbabella. He doesn't seem like a bad sort of human, did a lot of good in the field patching other humans up, and now has to deal with being Trump's personal physician.
There are some mental wounds that, no matter how much time has passed, can never heal. We see you, Captain Sean Barbabella, and we understand your pain.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
There are some mental wounds that, no matter how much time has passed, can never heal. We see you, Captain Sean Barbabella, and we understand your pain.
Typically I have a problem with remakes, but this one looks pretty spiffy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Typically I have a problem with remakes, but this one looks pretty spiffy.
I'm not sure why, but Alina Hubbahubba bears a striking resemblance to one of the Weird Sisters from Macbeth.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm not sure why, but Alina Hubbahubba bears a striking resemblance to one of the Weird Sisters from Macbeth.
I'll believe it when I see it. They're still afraid of him.
"Trump rarely faces direct consequences for his shameful rhetoric. That’s because in the past Republicans have largely refused to abandon him no matter what he says or does. But there are signs that's now changing."
Trump's ugly Thanksgiving meltdown
It's getting so bad that even Republicans are starting to notice.
www.publicnotice.co
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'll believe it when I see it. They're still afraid of him.
No title change needed!
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
No title change needed!
When we're young, we have a December tradition called "Otter Underwater". It's similar to your Elf On A Shelf, except the kids have to find the toy river otter and then take turns holding it underwater for a total of 8 minutes. When they're older, they move on to real river otters.
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
When we're young, we have a December tradition called "Otter Underwater". It's similar to your Elf On A Shelf, except the kids have to find the toy river otter and then take turns holding it underwater for a total of 8 minutes. When they're older, they move on to real river otters.
There was literally nothing offensive about what I posted. Some humans are so sensitive.
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There was literally nothing offensive about what I posted. Some humans are so sensitive.
Sen. Wicker Chair is a bit hard, and pokes you in some places, but overall he's quite comfortable and looks at home on the porch or in a formal setting.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sen. Wicker Chair is a bit hard, and pokes you in some places, but overall he's quite comfortable and looks at home on the porch or in a formal setting.
When the United States inevitably shoots down an airliner over Venezuela, the official statement will be:
A. It was filled with drug dealers smuggling fentanyl or something
B. It was shot down by drug dealers
C. A, then B
D. B, then A, then B again
Taking bets on which one.
A. It was filled with drug dealers smuggling fentanyl or something
B. It was shot down by drug dealers
C. A, then B
D. B, then A, then B again
Taking bets on which one.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When the United States inevitably shoots down an airliner over Venezuela, the official statement will be:
A. It was filled with drug dealers smuggling fentanyl or something
B. It was shot down by drug dealers
C. A, then B
D. B, then A, then B again
Taking bets on which one.
A. It was filled with drug dealers smuggling fentanyl or something
B. It was shot down by drug dealers
C. A, then B
D. B, then A, then B again
Taking bets on which one.
I have no idea who this Sydney Sweeney Todd human is, but I saw this advertisement they did. It was probably for a plastic surgeon?
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I have no idea who this Sydney Sweeney Todd human is, but I saw this advertisement they did. It was probably for a plastic surgeon?
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
I'm not sure about the point he's trying to make here.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I'm not sure about the point he's trying to make here.
That's the spirit, Ollie! You know they hunted you bastards too, right?
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That's the spirit, Ollie! You know they hunted you bastards too, right?
I now present to you GREAT MOMENTS IN HUMAN HISTORY WHERE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I now present to you GREAT MOMENTS IN HUMAN HISTORY WHERE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
Thank goodness they have deployed the thoughts and prayers to stop any further shootings. Since the Middle Ages, humans have used Thoughts and Prayers to effectively halt everything from the Black Death to invading armies.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Thank goodness they have deployed the thoughts and prayers to stop any further shootings. Since the Middle Ages, humans have used Thoughts and Prayers to effectively halt everything from the Black Death to invading armies.