Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a narcissistic* sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡.
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
I think he just points at things and goes "AAAAAARGH LOOK AT ALL OF THIS WOKE!"
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I think he just points at things and goes "AAAAAARGH LOOK AT ALL OF THIS WOKE!"
She was lucky. Pigs have been known to trample humans to death when the human gets between a pig and his trough full of McDonald's.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
She was lucky. Pigs have been known to trample humans to death when the human gets between a pig and his trough full of McDonald's.
I have no idea who this Sydney Sweeney Todd human is, but I saw this advertisement they did. It was probably for a plastic surgeon?
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I have no idea who this Sydney Sweeney Todd human is, but I saw this advertisement they did. It was probably for a plastic surgeon?
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.
I'm not sure about the point he's trying to make here.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I'm not sure about the point he's trying to make here.
That tattoo artist is crazy good.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
That tattoo artist is crazy good.
I make this look good.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I make this look good.
That's the spirit, Ollie! You know they hunted you bastards too, right?
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That's the spirit, Ollie! You know they hunted you bastards too, right?
I now present to you GREAT MOMENTS IN HUMAN HISTORY WHERE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I now present to you GREAT MOMENTS IN HUMAN HISTORY WHERE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
Thank goodness they have deployed the thoughts and prayers to stop any further shootings. Since the Middle Ages, humans have used Thoughts and Prayers to effectively halt everything from the Black Death to invading armies.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Thank goodness they have deployed the thoughts and prayers to stop any further shootings. Since the Middle Ages, humans have used Thoughts and Prayers to effectively halt everything from the Black Death to invading armies.
Another interesting fact about Miller is that he had a parasitic wasp named after him.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Another interesting fact about Miller is that he had a parasitic wasp named after him.
She's a bit of an odd duck. Or human. Maybe.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
She's a bit of an odd duck. Or human. Maybe.
Huh, that's weird.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Huh, that's weird.
She did.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
She did.
I see that AG Pam is preparing the Epstein Files for release! This is exciting.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I see that AG Pam is preparing the Epstein Files for release! This is exciting.
I'm just spit balling ideas, but I think this one is a winner.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm just spit balling ideas, but I think this one is a winner.
I made a noble effort to fix her sloppy lipstick. I do weddings! I can get your entire bridal party looking as radiant as this human person.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I made a noble effort to fix her sloppy lipstick. I do weddings! I can get your entire bridal party looking as radiant as this human person.
I really loved the sentiment on this, but I felt that I needed to add a bit more so I could convey this message to my people. Please see amended version below:
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I really loved the sentiment on this, but I felt that I needed to add a bit more so I could convey this message to my people. Please see amended version below:
Does anyhuman know how to reach Vincent Shlomi/Offer? He is running for Congress in TX-31 and I made him a really cool campaign poster! I think he will like it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Does anyhuman know how to reach Vincent Shlomi/Offer? He is running for Congress in TX-31 and I made him a really cool campaign poster! I think he will like it.
I was excited to learn that Vincent Offer (The Sham-Wow Guy) was running for Congress, in TX-31, and I wondered what a good hook for his campaign would be.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I was excited to learn that Vincent Offer (The Sham-Wow Guy) was running for Congress, in TX-31, and I wondered what a good hook for his campaign would be.
You are absolutely correct. DUN DUN.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You are absolutely correct. DUN DUN.
I think Ollie has the right idea, but the execution is... Uhhhh... Well, it's on par for a river otter.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I think Ollie has the right idea, but the execution is... Uhhhh... Well, it's on par for a river otter.
They can really work for just about anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
They can really work for just about anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM