Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a narcissistic* sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡.
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
Pinned
Begging for food is serious business.
I now present to you GREAT MOMENTS IN HUMAN HISTORY WHERE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I now present to you GREAT MOMENTS IN HUMAN HISTORY WHERE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE
Thank goodness they have deployed the thoughts and prayers to stop any further shootings. Since the Middle Ages, humans have used Thoughts and Prayers to effectively halt everything from the Black Death to invading armies.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Thank goodness they have deployed the thoughts and prayers to stop any further shootings. Since the Middle Ages, humans have used Thoughts and Prayers to effectively halt everything from the Black Death to invading armies.
I see that AG Pam is preparing the Epstein Files for release! This is exciting.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I see that AG Pam is preparing the Epstein Files for release! This is exciting.
I'm just spit balling ideas, but I think this one is a winner.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm just spit balling ideas, but I think this one is a winner.
"It's pronounced or-eyn!!!"
And John Boehner is all like "Yeah lady, and my name is Bay-ner".
And John Boehner is all like "Yeah lady, and my name is Bay-ner".
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"It's pronounced or-eyn!!!"
And John Boehner is all like "Yeah lady, and my name is Bay-ner".
And John Boehner is all like "Yeah lady, and my name is Bay-ner".
Not with those teeth you aren't Horyn. If you Wona B Horyn you gotta pull those choppers back.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Not with those teeth you aren't Horyn. If you Wona B Horyn you gotta pull those choppers back.
I really loved the sentiment on this, but I felt that I needed to add a bit more so I could convey this message to my people. Please see amended version below:
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I really loved the sentiment on this, but I felt that I needed to add a bit more so I could convey this message to my people. Please see amended version below:
Does anyhuman know how to reach Vincent Shlomi/Offer? He is running for Congress in TX-31 and I made him a really cool campaign poster! I think he will like it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Does anyhuman know how to reach Vincent Shlomi/Offer? He is running for Congress in TX-31 and I made him a really cool campaign poster! I think he will like it.
I was excited to learn that Vincent Offer (The Sham-Wow Guy) was running for Congress, in TX-31, and I wondered what a good hook for his campaign would be.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I was excited to learn that Vincent Offer (The Sham-Wow Guy) was running for Congress, in TX-31, and I wondered what a good hook for his campaign would be.
He'll reveal it in two weeks.
So ten years after first promising a health plan, Trump’s current progress:
*”Obamacare sucks”
*”I’m totally going to announce Monday”
*Apparent plan: Obamacare but covering fewer people
*GOP: “Not harsh enough, sir”
*Trump plan disappears… again
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/beyo...
*”Obamacare sucks”
*”I’m totally going to announce Monday”
*Apparent plan: Obamacare but covering fewer people
*GOP: “Not harsh enough, sir”
*Trump plan disappears… again
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/beyo...
"Beyond parody": Chaos reigns as Donald Trump postpones healthcare plan reveal - LGBTQ Nation
It seems no one from any party is happy.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He'll reveal it in two weeks.
I think Ollie has the right idea, but the execution is... Uhhhh... Well, it's on par for a river otter.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I think Ollie has the right idea, but the execution is... Uhhhh... Well, it's on par for a river otter.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I have a very valid question: is DC Draino just Don Jr after using ginger Manic Panic?
Only their cocaine dealer knows for sure.
Only their cocaine dealer knows for sure.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have a very valid question: is DC Draino just Don Jr after using ginger Manic Panic?
Only their cocaine dealer knows for sure.
Only their cocaine dealer knows for sure.
Do any of you humans know anything about farm animals? Like, could you tell if this pig was healthy or unhealthy?
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Do any of you humans know anything about farm animals? Like, could you tell if this pig was healthy or unhealthy?
It was a warning from my ancestors that said "Don't take my fucking scallops. Or my fur."
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It was a warning from my ancestors that said "Don't take my fucking scallops. Or my fur."
If OtterBox actually paid attention to this account instead of just auto posting the same drivel from threads, they might notice that I'm probably their number 1 fan here.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If OtterBox actually paid attention to this account instead of just auto posting the same drivel from threads, they might notice that I'm probably their number 1 fan here.
All work and no couch makes JD a dull boy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
All work and no couch makes JD a dull boy.
That'll do, Piggy. That'll do.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
That'll do, Piggy. That'll do.
This is my thesis today on male-female dynamics amongst mammals.
Early male mammals looked at arthropods and saw the sexual dynamics there, and how the females often murdered and ate their mates, and that males were basically useless for any purposes except breeding, and were like "Well, we're not going to do the being eaten part" and then it escalated.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is my thesis today on male-female dynamics amongst mammals.
I am an expert at designing puzzles.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I am an expert at designing puzzles.
I'm going to have to go to Mark Suckberg's String web thingy, aren't I?
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm going to have to go to Mark Suckberg's String web thingy, aren't I?
Ollie is not incredibly bright, even by river otter standards (which are very low).
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ollie is not incredibly bright, even by river otter standards (which are very low).