Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a narcissistic* sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡.
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
Impossible. Thoughts and Prayers are the most powerful defense. Just think of how many school shootings were prevented that we'll never know about. I can't prove it, so you'll just have to accept it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Impossible. Thoughts and Prayers are the most powerful defense. Just think of how many school shootings were prevented that we'll never know about. I can't prove it, so you'll just have to accept it.
Of course, because I am amazing and adorable!
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Of course, because I am amazing and adorable!
I make this look good.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I make this look good.
Technically Elon counts since he has only reproduced via jerking into a cup.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Technically Elon counts since he has only reproduced via jerking into a cup.
Throw a virgin into the crater to appease them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Throw a virgin into the crater to appease them.
What do you mean none of that shit was stopped?
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
What do you mean none of that shit was stopped?
Yes, thoughts and prayers are so much more effective than gun control.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Yes, thoughts and prayers are so much more effective than gun control.
I don't spend, I just borrow.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I don't spend, I just borrow.
Another interesting fact about Miller is that he had a parasitic wasp named after him.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Another interesting fact about Miller is that he had a parasitic wasp named after him.
It's that ring, you've really gotta get rid of it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It's that ring, you've really gotta get rid of it.
She's a bit of an odd duck. Or human. Maybe.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
She's a bit of an odd duck. Or human. Maybe.
This is an accurate portrayal.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is an accurate portrayal.
I thought it would have been Mein Kampf.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I thought it would have been Mein Kampf.
There was a small amount of truth to the claim. Like, miniscule. Biden created the short-lived Disinformation Governance Board, which was an advisory board, but it was disbanded due to other humans calling it ThE mInIsTrY oF TrUtH
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
There was a small amount of truth to the claim. Like, miniscule. Biden created the short-lived Disinformation Governance Board, which was an advisory board, but it was disbanded due to other humans calling it ThE mInIsTrY oF TrUtH
No, it's when the Biden administration was creating the Disinformation Governance Board, under the DHS, which served as an advisory board.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No, it's when the Biden administration was creating the Disinformation Governance Board, under the DHS, which served as an advisory board.
Huh, that's weird.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Huh, that's weird.
Especially Linda. I prefer just hitting stuff with rocks, I like to save my choppers for food.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Especially Linda. I prefer just hitting stuff with rocks, I like to save my choppers for food.
She did.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
She did.