Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@nothoodlum.bsky.social
Commentary • Satirical Emeritus
Pinned
Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@nothoodlum.bsky.social
· Oct 18
You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.
What the heck is Target thinking?
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
What the heck is Target thinking?
Photos from the Vanity Fair shoot that didn’t make the final cut.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Photos from the Vanity Fair shoot that didn’t make the final cut.
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
These speeches lately kinda have me missing the old days when they were about Al Capone, Hannibal Lecter, electric tanks, getting eaten by sharks, windmills causing cancer, and mentally ill whales.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
These speeches lately kinda have me missing the old days when they were about Al Capone, Hannibal Lecter, electric tanks, getting eaten by sharks, windmills causing cancer, and mentally ill whales.
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
It was never about drugs. It was always about oil.
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It was never about drugs. It was always about oil.
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
It's time to move past the narrative that the masked ICE agents aren't ICE agents but bounty hunters cosplaying as ICE. They are people who willingly signed up to abduct people and collect a government paycheck.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's time to move past the narrative that the masked ICE agents aren't ICE agents but bounty hunters cosplaying as ICE. They are people who willingly signed up to abduct people and collect a government paycheck.
“Elon Musk is an odd, odd duck, an avowed ketamine user who sleeps in a sleeping bag in the Executive Office Building during the daytime.”
— Suzie Wiles
— Suzie Wiles
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Elon Musk is an odd, odd duck, an avowed ketamine user who sleeps in a sleeping bag in the Executive Office Building during the daytime.”
— Suzie Wiles
— Suzie Wiles
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
This used to be Tulsi Gabbard.
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This used to be Tulsi Gabbard.
Isn’t blockading another country already an act of war?
December 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Isn’t blockading another country already an act of war?
“Susie Wiles never said Donald has an alcoholic’s personality. She said she wished she had a fun, drunk uncle like Donny. I know because I was at all eleven interviews, disguised as a lamp.” — Malaria Trump
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“Susie Wiles never said Donald has an alcoholic’s personality. She said she wished she had a fun, drunk uncle like Donny. I know because I was at all eleven interviews, disguised as a lamp.” — Malaria Trump
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Trump claimed Rob Reiner had “Trump derangement syndrome.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump claimed Rob Reiner had “Trump derangement syndrome.”
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Surreal
Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Surreal
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
The little orange bars on the right are what Trump is calling “the greatest economy in history.”
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The little orange bars on the right are what Trump is calling “the greatest economy in history.”
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) just now on Morning Joe:
The press corps working inside the Pentagon "now consists of Matt Gaetz and the PizzaGate conspiracy guy"
The press corps working inside the Pentagon "now consists of Matt Gaetz and the PizzaGate conspiracy guy"
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) just now on Morning Joe:
The press corps working inside the Pentagon "now consists of Matt Gaetz and the PizzaGate conspiracy guy"
The press corps working inside the Pentagon "now consists of Matt Gaetz and the PizzaGate conspiracy guy"
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
That’s pretty literal.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That’s pretty literal.
He absolutely has Trump Derangement Syndrome among quite a few other illnesses.
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
He absolutely has Trump Derangement Syndrome among quite a few other illnesses.
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
WOW: In a special election for Kentucky State Senate District 37, Democrat Gary Clemons has won with a staggering 72.5% of the vote, defeating Republican Calvin Leach, who received 25%.
Harris won the district by 6, so Clemons outperformed the 2024 results by roughly 42 points.
Harris won the district by 6, so Clemons outperformed the 2024 results by roughly 42 points.
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
WOW: In a special election for Kentucky State Senate District 37, Democrat Gary Clemons has won with a staggering 72.5% of the vote, defeating Republican Calvin Leach, who received 25%.
Harris won the district by 6, so Clemons outperformed the 2024 results by roughly 42 points.
Harris won the district by 6, so Clemons outperformed the 2024 results by roughly 42 points.
“Who ratted on me? Was it Krazy-eyed KA$H Patel?”
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Who ratted on me? Was it Krazy-eyed KA$H Patel?”
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Warmonger Trump, who campaigned on getting us out of foreign conflicts and focusing on the economy, has been bombing and threatening other countries nonstop since he got in office and is now going to war with Venezuela for oil to distract from his wretched economic record.
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Warmonger Trump, who campaigned on getting us out of foreign conflicts and focusing on the economy, has been bombing and threatening other countries nonstop since he got in office and is now going to war with Venezuela for oil to distract from his wretched economic record.
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
“He can’t see me hiding behind this lamp, right?” — Susie Wiles
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“He can’t see me hiding behind this lamp, right?” — Susie Wiles
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Reposted by Hoodlum 🇺🇸
During the Vanity Fair photo session, Vance cracked: “I’ll give you $100 for every person you make look really shitty compared to me. And $1,000 if it’s Marco.”
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
During the Vanity Fair photo session, Vance cracked: “I’ll give you $100 for every person you make look really shitty compared to me. And $1,000 if it’s Marco.”
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...