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You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.
nothoodlum.bsky.social
When does The Onion take over Infowars?
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Have they ever provided proof that these are drug traffickers?
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Which Republican genius came up with the talking point to label millions of ordinary Americans peacefully protesting their government as paid Marxists who hate America?

That’s really what you are going with?

That we hate the United States of America?

Fuck you.
nothoodlum.bsky.social
MUST SELL: My 2025 CyberTruck. Low mileage, mint condition - no reasonable offer refused.
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
STOP! or we’ll yell stop again!
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Looks like Justice Amy Coney Barrett visited the La Prairie counter at Neiman Marcus and asked for a "Mar-a-Lago" makeover.
nothoodlum.bsky.social
BREAKING: Supreme Court officially declines to hear Alex Jones appeal of judgement against him for calling Sandy Hook a hoax.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
Supreme Court Denies Alex Jones’s Appeal of Payment to Sandy Hook Families
www.nytimes.com
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Tesla’s Cybertruck is flopping hard. The company sold just 5,385 units in the third quarter and a little over 16,000 so far in 2025—a far cry from the 250,000 Elon Musk once predicted would be sold annually.
www.theverge.com/news/798889/...
nothoodlum.bsky.social
It was a miracle from Jesus.
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Fat Satan was furious about his hair on TIME magazine, so I fixed it.
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
NEW: Fat Satan signs an executive order strictly prohibiting photographs or videos that reveal his mangina.
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gtconway.bsky.social
The vice president of the United States is a clownish dipshit, Exhibit 64,532
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georgetakei.bsky.social
And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.
A tweet by Evan Kilgore says: “Can somebody please explain to me how ‘the Biden FBI’ placed 274 agents into the crowd on January 6th… when Donald Trump was President on January 6th? Joe Biden had no control over the FBI before January 20th. Does Trump think we’re stupid or am I missing something?”
It quotes a tweet from Donald J. Trump reading, “THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6… What a SCAM – DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT.”
nothoodlum.bsky.social
Fat Satan is having a meltdown over his picture on TIME.