Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@nothoodlum.bsky.social
Commentary • Satirical Emeritus
Bold strategy there, Chuck, we'll see if it pays off.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bold strategy there, Chuck, we'll see if it pays off.
Recent polling on the economy shows flashing red lights for Donald Trump, CNN’s chief data analyst warned. Trump is facing double trouble.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Recent polling on the economy shows flashing red lights for Donald Trump, CNN’s chief data analyst warned. Trump is facing double trouble.
Wino’s bragging about the Sandwich Slugger, she tried and failed to indict on felony charges. She downgraded them to misdemeanors, but the jury wasn’t having it. You may be able to indict a sandwich, but you can’t convict one.
video courtesy @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
video courtesy @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wino’s bragging about the Sandwich Slugger, she tried and failed to indict on felony charges. She downgraded them to misdemeanors, but the jury wasn’t having it. You may be able to indict a sandwich, but you can’t convict one.
video courtesy @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
video courtesy @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
WARNING! Turn your volume down. This insanity is from the Department of Homeland Security.
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
WARNING! Turn your volume down. This insanity is from the Department of Homeland Security.
Kim Davis: “I’ll show that Supreme Court. I’m going to get married five more times.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Kim Davis: “I’ll show that Supreme Court. I’m going to get married five more times.”
Rudy Giuliani: “Thank goodness President Trump pardoned me. I was really starting to sweat.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Rudy Giuliani: “Thank goodness President Trump pardoned me. I was really starting to sweat.”
Imagine my surprise.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Imagine my surprise.
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“We’ve got them right where we want them.”
“Where is that Chuckles?”
“Same place we had them 40 days ago.”
“Where is that Chuckles?”
“Same place we had them 40 days ago.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“We’ve got them right where we want them.”
“Where is that Chuckles?”
“Same place we had them 40 days ago.”
“Where is that Chuckles?”
“Same place we had them 40 days ago.”
Nothing to see here, just Alex Jones riding Russell Brand around the studio. 🥴
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Nothing to see here, just Alex Jones riding Russell Brand around the studio. 🥴
This is an actual photo of Senile Satan leaving Florida today. They forgot to close the trunk.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is an actual photo of Senile Satan leaving Florida today. They forgot to close the trunk.
“I, [state your name]… 🥴
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“I, [state your name]… 🥴
I’m starting to think the fan base of the Washington Commanders isn’t thrilled with PedoDome, after all the booing. 🥴
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m starting to think the fan base of the Washington Commanders isn’t thrilled with PedoDome, after all the booing. 🥴
This is brutal. Fox forgot to edit all the booing at the Washington Commanders game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is brutal. Fox forgot to edit all the booing at the Washington Commanders game.
Many people are saying that when the paramedics arrived at the White House for the pharma executive who collapsed, they said, “It reeks of death in here.” “No,” they were told, “that’s just Trump, the patient is on the floor.”
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Many people are saying that when the paramedics arrived at the White House for the pharma executive who collapsed, they said, “It reeks of death in here.” “No,” they were told, “that’s just Trump, the patient is on the floor.”
Not only does he suck, he literally stinks too.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not only does he suck, he literally stinks too.
Senile Satan is straight-up lying again. After away food and healthcare from millions - this is his go-to defense. Obama has never made any profits or royalties from the ACA, ever.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Senile Satan is straight-up lying again. After away food and healthcare from millions - this is his go-to defense. Obama has never made any profits or royalties from the ACA, ever.
“Is this really what you voted for?”
MAGA: “Yes, it is.”
MAGA: “Yes, it is.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Is this really what you voted for?”
MAGA: “Yes, it is.”
MAGA: “Yes, it is.”
If Senile Satan gets his way, this is what the Washington Commanders stadium will look like.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If Senile Satan gets his way, this is what the Washington Commanders stadium will look like.
For only $40 billion, you can have this clown, Javier Milei, dance at your private club while laughing at the rest of America.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
For only $40 billion, you can have this clown, Javier Milei, dance at your private club while laughing at the rest of America.
The Trump administration asks the Supreme Court to stop by 9:30 tonight the court orders requiring payment of full November SNAP benefits.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Trump administration asks the Supreme Court to stop by 9:30 tonight the court orders requiring payment of full November SNAP benefits.
He dumped the mother of three of his children in the weeds at Deadminster for a tax break, yet somehow you thought you were special.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He dumped the mother of three of his children in the weeds at Deadminster for a tax break, yet somehow you thought you were special.
Diaper Diplomacy on the filibuster.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Diaper Diplomacy on the filibuster.
Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’