realKyleKeegan
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Memo to the MAGA base: There isn’t really going to be a mass deportation or securing the border. Or lower food prices. Or lower gas prices. Or lower deficits. Or better health care. Or higher wages. There’s just gonna be you getting poorer faster.
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Cold blooded murder.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Cold blooded murder.
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“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“The only way to stop drug trafficking is blowing up boats and pardoning the drug dealers.” —Senile Satan
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“El Chapo, come on down. You’re the next contestant on If The Price Is Right.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“El Chapo, come on down. You’re the next contestant on If The Price Is Right.”
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Senile Satan: “I’m considering a full and complete pardon of the Manson family. They were treated very unfairly.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Senile Satan: “I’m considering a full and complete pardon of the Manson family. They were treated very unfairly.”
What was that MAGA said about the Bible?
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What was that MAGA said about the Bible?
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Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago ballroom for his Thanksgiving feast to the song “We Are the World,” a song used to raise money to help starving children.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago ballroom for his Thanksgiving feast to the song “We Are the World,” a song used to raise money to help starving children.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
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Maybe if we weren’t wasting 1,000 FBI agents scrubbing Epstein files and an insane number going after political enemies, we’d be able to vet properly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Maybe if we weren’t wasting 1,000 FBI agents scrubbing Epstein files and an insane number going after political enemies, we’d be able to vet properly.
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Location scouting underway for the long dreaded sequel to the Bay of Pigs…
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Location scouting underway for the long dreaded sequel to the Bay of Pigs…
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The shooter wasn’t from DC.
How does sending more troops into DC make sense?
How does sending more troops into DC make sense?
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The shooter wasn’t from DC.
How does sending more troops into DC make sense?
How does sending more troops into DC make sense?
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We’ve reached the stage of the Twilight Zone where I’m reposting MTG’s response to Senile Satan.
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We’ve reached the stage of the Twilight Zone where I’m reposting MTG’s response to Senile Satan.
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Here comes the war from the Nobel Peace Prize reject.
Trump says US land action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela will start very soon.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/p...
Trump says US land action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela will start very soon.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/p...
Trump says US land action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela will start ‘very soon’ | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump suggested Thursday that the United States is preparing to take new action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela, telling service members during a Thanksgiving c...
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Here comes the war from the Nobel Peace Prize reject.
Trump says US land action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela will start very soon.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/p...
Trump says US land action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela will start very soon.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/p...
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Pete Hegseth ordering the killing of survivors of a boat strike instead of saving them for interrogation is exactly why the military needed to be reminded not to obey illegal orders.
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pete Hegseth ordering the killing of survivors of a boat strike instead of saving them for interrogation is exactly why the military needed to be reminded not to obey illegal orders.
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Offering the survivors of a missile strike no quarter and then ordering a second strike to finish them off puts Hegseth in deep, deep water. He gave an illegal order. This is either murder or a war crime. It doesn't matter what your title is, Secretary of Defense, or Fox Talk Show Host. It's murder.
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Offering the survivors of a missile strike no quarter and then ordering a second strike to finish them off puts Hegseth in deep, deep water. He gave an illegal order. This is either murder or a war crime. It doesn't matter what your title is, Secretary of Defense, or Fox Talk Show Host. It's murder.
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Dictators gonna dictate…
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dictators gonna dictate…
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I feel bad for Stephen Miller’s mother. Imagine knowing you spawned and reared that sexually sadistic, Nazi psychopath.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I feel bad for Stephen Miller’s mother. Imagine knowing you spawned and reared that sexually sadistic, Nazi psychopath.
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Surprised that Trump hasn’t renamed Black Friday as “White Friday” yet, given what he’s done to museums, national monuments, educational programs, and government websites.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Surprised that Trump hasn’t renamed Black Friday as “White Friday” yet, given what he’s done to museums, national monuments, educational programs, and government websites.
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It’s nearly impossible to have less eloquence than this pustule.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s nearly impossible to have less eloquence than this pustule.
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Trump only sent the Guard into DC because of the Big Balls bullshit, even though crime was down 30%. So the only reason the Guard was there was because Trump was playing politics, and now he’s sending 500 more in to do it again. This is all on Trump.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Trump only sent the Guard into DC because of the Big Balls bullshit, even though crime was down 30%. So the only reason the Guard was there was because Trump was playing politics, and now he’s sending 500 more in to do it again. This is all on Trump.
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MAGA empathy at work.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
MAGA empathy at work.
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Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
Why won’t Trump release his IQ test or the Epstein files?
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Why won’t Trump release his IQ test or the Epstein files?
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
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Who sacrificed their Guardsmen for this? Was it worth their lives so the Emperor could have manicured grass and dine at fancy restaurants?
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Who sacrificed their Guardsmen for this? Was it worth their lives so the Emperor could have manicured grass and dine at fancy restaurants?
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2 families of National Guardsmen will not be having a happy Thanksgiving tomorrow. Instead they will be mourning and planning funerals.
This is Trumps fault. They shouldn't have been deployed in the first place
This is Trumps fault. They shouldn't have been deployed in the first place
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
2 families of National Guardsmen will not be having a happy Thanksgiving tomorrow. Instead they will be mourning and planning funerals.
This is Trumps fault. They shouldn't have been deployed in the first place
This is Trumps fault. They shouldn't have been deployed in the first place