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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · Aug 17

🎵 Send in the Clowns 🎵

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 20h

I know we can’t trust what’s coming out of the DOJ right now.

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 23h

Not to my knowledge

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: ICE agents dosed w/ hallucinogen after making physical contact w/ Portland frog which excretes the psychoactive chemical from its skin as natural defense. One ICE agent stated he felt as if the bug up his ass had finally been removed & he wanted to try some molly next.

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 1d

Paulette😂🙏💙

a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says i love you back .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says i love you back .

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Ivanka Trump makes a special visit to the sacred Western Wall aka Wailing Wall .🙏

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 2d

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 2d

😂

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: It’s official, Portland Frog receives Nobel Peace Prize.

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: Plastic surgery video of Kristi Noem’s Mar-a-lago face procedure leaked.

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: After Venezuelan Opposition Leader María Corina Machado was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama welcomed her to the club. They celebrated her achievement & had a good laugh at Fat Satans expense for not receiving an award despite him calling Norway to demand one.

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DevilBoy216 @devilboy216.bsky.social · 5d

You know you done messed up when an AI video mocking you doesn't even need to replicate your voice.

SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 7d

Uncle Ted Cruz wants you to stop attacking pedophiles!

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Michael V. Kniat @mystic-michael.bsky.social · 5d

Is your member of Congress a Republican? Want to help give Trump a massive Epstein headache? Just dial (909) 321-5643. (Leave a voicemail message.)

PLEASE REPOST!

#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinCoverup
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
#TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING: Portland Frog blocks ICE agents while dancing to sick beat.🐸 🎵

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 5d

The jokes on them. #EpsteinFiles

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MsTeeTracey @tee-tee.bsky.social · 6d

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 6d

If you call yourself Christian and you’re rooting for the billionaires,you’re doing it wrong.

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 6d

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 6d

SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 7d

Uncle Ted Cruz wants you to stop attacking pedophiles!

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 7d

And now a word from our sponsors. #MAGADouche

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 9d

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson laughs off Grindr rumors, stating he’s got his hands full at home focusing on his faith and family since the addition of his newly adopted sons.

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SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 9d

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson laughs off Grindr rumors, stating he’s got his hands full at home focusing on his faith and family since the addition of his newly adopted sons.

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