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BREAKING: MAGA King falls from grace.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
BREAKING: MAGA King falls from grace.
So it turns out all the MAGAs I thought were sarcastically asking “What’s a woman” were actually serious. 😳
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So it turns out all the MAGAs I thought were sarcastically asking “What’s a woman” were actually serious. 😳
I guess trump does know what the song YMCA is about after all.
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I guess trump does know what the song YMCA is about after all.
BREAKING: House Committee releases graphic photo from Epstein emails of Clinton giving Trump a cigar.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
BREAKING: House Committee releases graphic photo from Epstein emails of Clinton giving Trump a cigar.
BREAKING: From what limited data extracted out of the new Epstein emails, Chat GPT was abled to recreate a partial simulation of the event that transpired.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
BREAKING: From what limited data extracted out of the new Epstein emails, Chat GPT was abled to recreate a partial simulation of the event that transpired.
There’s a good reason this dog doesn’t bark.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There’s a good reason this dog doesn’t bark.
BREAKING: Ex-weekend news host and alcoholic Pete Hegseth posts “Dept of War” sign to own the libs then takes a well earned drink to celebrate his achievement.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
BREAKING: Ex-weekend news host and alcoholic Pete Hegseth posts “Dept of War” sign to own the libs then takes a well earned drink to celebrate his achievement.
BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!
Fake news! He never got shot in the ear.👂this footage clearly shows👇
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Fake news! He never got shot in the ear.👂this footage clearly shows👇
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
Farmer Scott
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Farmer Scott
BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.
BREAKING: Alcoholic ex-weekend news host & secretary of the department of war cosplays as a pilot while being chauffeured in fighter jet for photo op.🫡
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
BREAKING: Alcoholic ex-weekend news host & secretary of the department of war cosplays as a pilot while being chauffeured in fighter jet for photo op.🫡
BREAKING: King Trump sh!ts on US cattle and soybean farmers
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
BREAKING: King Trump sh!ts on US cattle and soybean farmers
Trumps tearing it down to make room for a double wide. #WhiteTrashHouse
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Trumps tearing it down to make room for a double wide. #WhiteTrashHouse
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
BREAKING: King Trump shits all over the Statue of Liberty, Arlington Cemetery, The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the Constitution, and everything Americans hold dear. #NoKings
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
BREAKING: King Trump shits all over the Statue of Liberty, Arlington Cemetery, The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the Constitution, and everything Americans hold dear. #NoKings
BREAKING: After having his racist extremism exposed in leaked chat messages, Vice Chair of the Young Republicans, William Hendrix says the internet is being very mean to him right now, stating that words are hurtful and fascists have feelings too.
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING: After having his racist extremism exposed in leaked chat messages, Vice Chair of the Young Republicans, William Hendrix says the internet is being very mean to him right now, stating that words are hurtful and fascists have feelings too.
The jokes on you, Eric
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The jokes on you, Eric
BREAKING: Trump grabs himself by the p*ssy.
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
BREAKING: Trump grabs himself by the p*ssy.