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Mrs. Betty Bowers

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Nov 21

Hark! I have a Patreon page with exclusive and fun content. For example, every month members of the flock ask me questions. (Some are even serious!) And I answer each in separate video, which everyone on Patreon can view. Glory! www.patreon.com/c/MrsBettyBo...

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5h

People, Diane Keaton was famed for being in "The Godfather," not " [sic] Father of the Bride."

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21h

Participating in #AtlantaPride nine years ago. What a wonderful day with the most fabulous people. Happy Pride weekend, Atlanta. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

Voucher Schools are *not* about educating children. They are about funneling secular tax dollars to Christian businesses. It's a scam.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

"Sir, you're polling lower than that turd left in a planter by an incontinent member of a White House tour from Peoria. Should I ask Pam Bondi to indict it?"

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19h

It is so odd to me that I an one of the top 10 most responded accounts on Bluestar.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19h

I didn't pick it, it was the sponsor. But I knew it was super cool ride and was so happy to be part of it.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19h

I credit the executive producers of "The Morning Show," Jennifer Aniston and Reece Witherspoon, for hiring so many talented women as lead writers and directors.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20h

In fairness, that is a lucky break for Paris.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20h

We were once in the same bathroom together. He looked under the stall to verify if I was a woman. I regret disappointing him.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20h

Me calling myself "America's Best Christian" isn't bragging, it's just repeating what Jesus said.

And I try to humble myself by reminding myself that in the age of Franklin Graham, et al., there really isn't much competition.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20h

It was a perfect day. Not a cloud in the sky, in the 70s, and the streets full of joyous people enjoying each other's company.

Had dinner with Trixie Mattel, who was funny and delightful--and happy to let other people at the table be the center of attention, which I thought seemed very grounded.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21h

No, you are just extremely generous.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21h

I love Portland. Pity it no longer exists, thanks to Stephen Miller's imagination.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21h

Participating in #AtlantaPride nine years ago. What a wonderful day with the most fabulous people. Happy Pride weekend, Atlanta. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22h

This is like a thank-you from Pauly Shore, after Rob Schneider consoled him by saying the Academy Awards had lost credibility for not giving either of them a Best Actor Oscar nomination.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22h

A Jewish *immigrant*

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

It's like Donald wakes up each morning and asks himself, "What would Hitler do?"

Because the Nazis were notoriously vicious to children with special needs.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Letitia James is being indicted for saving $50/month on a loan?

Gee, I wonder how much loan money Donald Trump saved when he got more than $270 million in debt forgiven after he failed to repay loans on his Chicago skyscraper development . . .

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1d

The grand jury indictment against New York AG Letitia James accuses her of receiving a lower-cost loan on a home she purchased.

James saved only about $50 a month with lower interest rate, the indictment alleges.
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Letitia James saved only about $50 a month with lower interest rate, indictment alleges

The grand jury indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James accuses her of receiving a lower-cost loan on a home she purchased in Norfolk, Virgini

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

If María Corina Machado did this, it shows how smart she is. Because the only way to protect her country from the stupid caprice of this ludicrous buffoon is to shamelessly flatter him with complimentary fiction.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Someone should write a poem about them.