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🌮 All you need is love. West Texan. Data Scientist. Byzantine & Late Antique History. I’m the Golden Retriever boyfriend. He/Him
“The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
“The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
Pinned
Nobody asked me but I think it’s important so I’ll say it anyway:
My morality is very simple, and it can be expressed in a single word: love.
It can be expressed in Hebrew as
וְאָהַבְתָּ לְרֵעֲךָ כָּמ֑וֹךָ
(v’ahavta l’reh acha kamocha’) you shall love your neighbor as yourself.
My morality is very simple, and it can be expressed in a single word: love.
It can be expressed in Hebrew as
וְאָהַבְתָּ לְרֵעֲךָ כָּמ֑וֹךָ
(v’ahavta l’reh acha kamocha’) you shall love your neighbor as yourself.
You first, dude. How much do you weigh? How tall are you? We need to calculate the drop.
Remember that if you’re not willing to undergo something that doesn’t work and never has (public hanging), you’re not allowed to enforce it on others. Deus Vult (literally, it’s in the Gospel).
Remember that if you’re not willing to undergo something that doesn’t work and never has (public hanging), you’re not allowed to enforce it on others. Deus Vult (literally, it’s in the Gospel).
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You first, dude. How much do you weigh? How tall are you? We need to calculate the drop.
Remember that if you’re not willing to undergo something that doesn’t work and never has (public hanging), you’re not allowed to enforce it on others. Deus Vult (literally, it’s in the Gospel).
Remember that if you’re not willing to undergo something that doesn’t work and never has (public hanging), you’re not allowed to enforce it on others. Deus Vult (literally, it’s in the Gospel).
What if we screamed into the abyssal-toe? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What if we screamed into the abyssal-toe? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
The ongoing conceit about me being a forty-*mumble* year old man marching around the neighborhood to conquer Pokemon Go gyms is that I’m electronically going around to take the “kids’” lunch money. Every time I come back announcing “VICTORY IS MINE” Jason asks me “Were the children vanquished?” 😆
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The ongoing conceit about me being a forty-*mumble* year old man marching around the neighborhood to conquer Pokemon Go gyms is that I’m electronically going around to take the “kids’” lunch money. Every time I come back announcing “VICTORY IS MINE” Jason asks me “Were the children vanquished?” 😆
She’s SLEEPING with hepatitis. Right there in his coffin with him.
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
She’s SLEEPING with hepatitis. Right there in his coffin with him.
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It is a uniquely right-wing influencer belief that a "civil war" will play out as the "Oregon vs. Oregon State" variety and not the "dozens of horrific violent examples in only just recent history" variety.
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It is a uniquely right-wing influencer belief that a "civil war" will play out as the "Oregon vs. Oregon State" variety and not the "dozens of horrific violent examples in only just recent history" variety.
GREAT NOW I’M SINGING IT
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
GREAT NOW I’M SINGING IT
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Tired: Zwarte Piet
Wired: ZOMBIE Piet
Wired: ZOMBIE Piet
We should be talking about this more. Mainly because it whips. 😁
When else are you going to be able to use the phrase “pickled children”???
When else are you going to be able to use the phrase “pickled children”???
![Caption: I feel that as a culture, we have overemphasized St.
Nick's toy delivery service and underemphasized his brief career as a necromancer
A screenshot from the Saint Nicholas Wikipedia article:
Other reputed miracles:
One story tells how during a terrible famine, a malicious butcher lured three little children into his house, where he killed them, placing their remains in a barrel to cure, planning to sell them off as ham. (291|55) Nicholas, visiting the region to care for the hungry, saw through the butcher's lies(29]|56] and resurrected the pickled children by making the Sign of the Cross, (29)[56]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bmti5zuisk4qyeh4sp5opcce/bafkreiclmzhrm5rg6mnclflz45pt5akiqnn7qq22jtkfoecjlrojywdrjy@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Tired: Zwarte Piet
Wired: ZOMBIE Piet
Wired: ZOMBIE Piet
I SCRËMPT Y’ALL
Hard not to when you’re raised by an iguana in a fright wig.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I SCRËMPT Y’ALL
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
😆
![spooKie (@kieransofar) on twitter:
me: what's todays criminology class
friend: cannibalism
me: [gasping] a hannibal lecture](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreielucoxonokmxm7eg6esfrj6tk35j3m4nmboa5a5shgekmi46qbf4@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
😆
Strategy? CHOMNK.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Strategy? CHOMNK.
I love her work so much. 😆
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I love her work so much. 😆
We should be talking about this more. Mainly because it whips. 😁
When else are you going to be able to use the phrase “pickled children”???
When else are you going to be able to use the phrase “pickled children”???
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We should be talking about this more. Mainly because it whips. 😁
When else are you going to be able to use the phrase “pickled children”???
When else are you going to be able to use the phrase “pickled children”???
WHOA, let’s just bring that down *several* notches, shall we?
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
WHOA, let’s just bring that down *several* notches, shall we?
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Everyone in Looney Tunes is gay except for Pepé Le Pew.
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Everyone in Looney Tunes is gay except for Pepé Le Pew.
Well, now! I wasn’t expecting to read THAT today… www.fox7austin.com/news/avocado...
Avocado oil spill closes 15th Street exit on I-35
A "significant amount of avocado oil" shut down an exit on I-35 in downtown Austin Friday evening.
www.fox7austin.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Well, now! I wasn’t expecting to read THAT today… www.fox7austin.com/news/avocado...
I do want to see this, it’s been getting rave reviews! (How could it not, really?)
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I do want to see this, it’s been getting rave reviews! (How could it not, really?)
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Inside my mind
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Inside my mind
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
I haven’t spent MUCH time in the West Country of Englan (lovely place, though, I’d love to go back!), but from what I saw, this is entirely consistent with their character. 😆
I live in rural Somerset, and have been teaching my 84 year old mother ancient Somerset phrases, which I told her I had been researching. Most of these I have made up, and some come from old Wurzels songs. My mother, in turn, has been teaching her friends 'ancient Somerset' too.
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I haven’t spent MUCH time in the West Country of Englan (lovely place, though, I’d love to go back!), but from what I saw, this is entirely consistent with their character. 😆
Aaaand I’m now plotting… 😆
Have a hard-to-shop-for relative? Take a page from the Blue Heron Farm playbook: Use a sharpie to turn them into a ninja in an old photo and then frame it. 🎁
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Aaaand I’m now plotting… 😆
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Hahahaha! ♥️
En ook hier trappen we er steeds weer in.
En ook hier trappen we er steeds weer in.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hahahaha! ♥️
En ook hier trappen we er steeds weer in.
En ook hier trappen we er steeds weer in.
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
I don’t Spotif, but if I did, this would be the result I’d want.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t Spotif, but if I did, this would be the result I’d want.
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behold the breathtaking grace of Moby Donut
At a party with a Moby Donut 🍩 🐋 and this is true literary goals of it weren’t to celebrate a new stout.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
behold the breathtaking grace of Moby Donut