Jack Boot
@jackboot.bsky.social
Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
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Jack Boot
@jackboot.bsky.social
· Dec 28
I love living on a cul-de-sac. It's so French. When I see Bobby on the other side of the cul-de-sac sitting on the edge of his front yard trampoline, cleaning his ears with his car keys, well, I feel like a citizen of the world.
I'm trying to like HBO's The Pitt. I just can never get into medical dramas. There is a sameness to all of them. It's too easy to write drama in a medical setting and it's very formulaic. These shows are interchangeable.
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I'm trying to like HBO's The Pitt. I just can never get into medical dramas. There is a sameness to all of them. It's too easy to write drama in a medical setting and it's very formulaic. These shows are interchangeable.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner discovering an errant Christmas ornament hook. Ah, Christmas in July.
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The sound of the vacuum cleaner discovering an errant Christmas ornament hook. Ah, Christmas in July.
She said I have a sixth grade education, which I couldn't deny. But I also have a seventh grade education, an eighth grade education and it keeps going all the way up through my professional degree. What's with the sixth grade?
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
She said I have a sixth grade education, which I couldn't deny. But I also have a seventh grade education, an eighth grade education and it keeps going all the way up through my professional degree. What's with the sixth grade?
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Remember summer parties? Remember waking up in the backyard covered in ants with a mouthfull of grass and using a broken lawn chair as a blanket? Remember looking for the wife and kids and only finding a note? Those golden summer times.
December 12, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Remember summer parties? Remember waking up in the backyard covered in ants with a mouthfull of grass and using a broken lawn chair as a blanket? Remember looking for the wife and kids and only finding a note? Those golden summer times.
- So tell us about your hobbies.
- Uhh... I don't have any. Is that an option?
- Just say you like hiking.
- I like to hike.
- Uhh... I don't have any. Is that an option?
- Just say you like hiking.
- I like to hike.
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
- So tell us about your hobbies.
- Uhh... I don't have any. Is that an option?
- Just say you like hiking.
- I like to hike.
- Uhh... I don't have any. Is that an option?
- Just say you like hiking.
- I like to hike.
Nuremberg II. Looking forward to the sequel.
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Nuremberg II. Looking forward to the sequel.
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The worst Americans are murdering the best Americans.
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The worst Americans are murdering the best Americans.
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This administration gaslights more than 19th century London
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This administration gaslights more than 19th century London
When Renee Good was murdered by ICE officer Jonathan Ross, there was no genuine internal investigation or refocusing of their mission inside ICE or DHS to prevent this from happening again. This signaled to ICE agents in the field that they should keep doing exactly what they were doing. Now this.
January 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
When Renee Good was murdered by ICE officer Jonathan Ross, there was no genuine internal investigation or refocusing of their mission inside ICE or DHS to prevent this from happening again. This signaled to ICE agents in the field that they should keep doing exactly what they were doing. Now this.
If all the lies the government is telling about Pretti were true the ICE agents would still have been acting criminally.
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If all the lies the government is telling about Pretti were true the ICE agents would still have been acting criminally.
The worst Americans are murdering the best Americans.
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The worst Americans are murdering the best Americans.
Retired friends and relations who never know what day of the week it is:
Them: Why don't we wait and do it tomorrow?
Me: Because I have a fucking job.
Them: Why don't we wait and do it tomorrow?
Me: Because I have a fucking job.
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Retired friends and relations who never know what day of the week it is:
Them: Why don't we wait and do it tomorrow?
Me: Because I have a fucking job.
Them: Why don't we wait and do it tomorrow?
Me: Because I have a fucking job.
We had a Fry Baby in the 70s. Mom would use a food processor to turn potatoes into French fries then fry them in this. It was flipping fantastic. The Fry Baby is gone. Mom is gone. Someday I'll be gone and... "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
We had a Fry Baby in the 70s. Mom would use a food processor to turn potatoes into French fries then fry them in this. It was flipping fantastic. The Fry Baby is gone. Mom is gone. Someday I'll be gone and... "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
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Someday this man will be prosecuted for his crimes against humanity. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Someday this man will be prosecuted for his crimes against humanity. bsky.app/profile/atru...
It's the old lawyer joke: How can you tell if a DHS or ICE spokesperson is lying? Their lips are moving.
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It's the old lawyer joke: How can you tell if a DHS or ICE spokesperson is lying? Their lips are moving.
My kid. She's graduating college this year. I'm worried about the world we've left her.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
My kid. She's graduating college this year. I'm worried about the world we've left her.
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Whistles and phones, that’s what we are armed with
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Whistles and phones, that’s what we are armed with
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Next on Fox News: Do guns have feelings?
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Next on Fox News: Do guns have feelings?
Amazing to see the citizens of Minneapolis showing up in -3 degree weather to protest the horrors being unleashed by this regime.
FOX keeps labeling them rioters. It's weird to see rioters not breaking windows, not starting fires or turning over vehicles. The lies are transparent and pathetic.
FOX keeps labeling them rioters. It's weird to see rioters not breaking windows, not starting fires or turning over vehicles. The lies are transparent and pathetic.
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Amazing to see the citizens of Minneapolis showing up in -3 degree weather to protest the horrors being unleashed by this regime.
FOX keeps labeling them rioters. It's weird to see rioters not breaking windows, not starting fires or turning over vehicles. The lies are transparent and pathetic.
FOX keeps labeling them rioters. It's weird to see rioters not breaking windows, not starting fires or turning over vehicles. The lies are transparent and pathetic.
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The time my bongos caught fire. It was terrible. No one would help and the more frantically I tried to put them out the louder everyone cheered.
August 26, 2023 at 12:55 AM
The time my bongos caught fire. It was terrible. No one would help and the more frantically I tried to put them out the louder everyone cheered.
Still fuming about my performance review. They said I'm not trying hard enough when they know damn well I'm not trying at all.
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Still fuming about my performance review. They said I'm not trying hard enough when they know damn well I'm not trying at all.
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Thank you for the kind invitation but we shan't be attending your gender reveal party. Belinda will have a hard enough time feigning enthusiasm at your baby shower. We get it; Kevin's dick works.
March 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thank you for the kind invitation but we shan't be attending your gender reveal party. Belinda will have a hard enough time feigning enthusiasm at your baby shower. We get it; Kevin's dick works.
My favorite thing in Ocean's 11 is Sammy Davis as a sanitation worker, in Las Vegas... in a turtleneck... in the desert.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My favorite thing in Ocean's 11 is Sammy Davis as a sanitation worker, in Las Vegas... in a turtleneck... in the desert.
Remember when lunch at Taco Bell was almost free?
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Remember when lunch at Taco Bell was almost free?