Kolchak
@kolchak.bsky.social
Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore?
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Aftyn Behn is polling just 2% behind Van Epps in Tennessee’s 7th district- a statistical dead heat. They are freaking out.
@aftynbehn.bsky.social wants to lower costs for families, so it makes sense a president who ushered in soaring costs would hate her.
@aftynbehn.bsky.social wants to lower costs for families, so it makes sense a president who ushered in soaring costs would hate her.
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Aftyn Behn is polling just 2% behind Van Epps in Tennessee’s 7th district- a statistical dead heat. They are freaking out.
@aftynbehn.bsky.social wants to lower costs for families, so it makes sense a president who ushered in soaring costs would hate her.
@aftynbehn.bsky.social wants to lower costs for families, so it makes sense a president who ushered in soaring costs would hate her.
If you don’t want to see trans people in public restrooms, you can always poop in the woods. The rest of us would be grateful not to have to deal with you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you don’t want to see trans people in public restrooms, you can always poop in the woods. The rest of us would be grateful not to have to deal with you.
The reason Pam Bondi is focused on releasing these grand jury materials is because Trump isn’t in there. The testimony only concerns Epstein and Maxwell, and it’s stuff we already know.
But they will use it to try to direct attention away from the rest of the files. abcnews.go.com/US/doj-asks-...
But they will use it to try to direct attention away from the rest of the files. abcnews.go.com/US/doj-asks-...
DOJ asks judges to authorize release of Epstein and Maxwell grand jury material
U.S. District Judge Paul Engelmayer set deadlines for the victims of Maxwell's crimes to weigh in by Dec. 3.
abcnews.go.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The reason Pam Bondi is focused on releasing these grand jury materials is because Trump isn’t in there. The testimony only concerns Epstein and Maxwell, and it’s stuff we already know.
But they will use it to try to direct attention away from the rest of the files. abcnews.go.com/US/doj-asks-...
But they will use it to try to direct attention away from the rest of the files. abcnews.go.com/US/doj-asks-...
Me, waiting for someone to put a jalapeño popper in my mouth.
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Me, waiting for someone to put a jalapeño popper in my mouth.
Thoughts and prayers are not working. (Surprising, huh?)
Time for comprehensive gun reform.
Time for comprehensive gun reform.
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Thoughts and prayers are not working. (Surprising, huh?)
Time for comprehensive gun reform.
Time for comprehensive gun reform.
Let’s start calling him Pete HAGUEseth.
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Let’s start calling him Pete HAGUEseth.
Always a good sign when the president has to announce an action he’s taking is legal.
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Always a good sign when the president has to announce an action he’s taking is legal.
“Elon works 100 hours a week!”
The work is just trying to incite a race war with cherry-picked data.
The work is just trying to incite a race war with cherry-picked data.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Elon works 100 hours a week!”
The work is just trying to incite a race war with cherry-picked data.
The work is just trying to incite a race war with cherry-picked data.
MAGA is like: “Trump just took a massive shit on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial. This is what I voted for. 🇺🇸 💪”
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
MAGA is like: “Trump just took a massive shit on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial. This is what I voted for. 🇺🇸 💪”
Just in case J.D. Vance comes back.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just in case J.D. Vance comes back.
Elon Musk says immigrants “will kill us all.”
This type of rhetoric is definitely going to get someone killed, and it’s exactly who he wants it to be.
This type of rhetoric is definitely going to get someone killed, and it’s exactly who he wants it to be.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Elon Musk says immigrants “will kill us all.”
This type of rhetoric is definitely going to get someone killed, and it’s exactly who he wants it to be.
This type of rhetoric is definitely going to get someone killed, and it’s exactly who he wants it to be.
Kind of weird how they always mention Trump not drinking or smoking to prove how virtuous he is but completely overlook the rape.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Kind of weird how they always mention Trump not drinking or smoking to prove how virtuous he is but completely overlook the rape.
Being thankful FOR something and being thankful TO something are important distinctions.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Being thankful FOR something and being thankful TO something are important distinctions.
As Trump touts a “strong” 50% approval rating. Gallup puts him at 36%. news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
Trump's Approval Rating Drops to 36%, New Second-Term Low
President Donald Trump's job approval rating has slipped to a new second-term low point and is approaching his all-time low of 34%.
news.gallup.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As Trump touts a “strong” 50% approval rating. Gallup puts him at 36%. news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
The gravy is currently making its way through his system, mingling with the Big Mac sauce.
Give it some time to do its job.
Give it some time to do its job.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The gravy is currently making its way through his system, mingling with the Big Mac sauce.
Give it some time to do its job.
Give it some time to do its job.
Yesterday I drove behind a matte green cybertruck with a “I bought this before I knew Elon was crazy” sticker.
I think the grace period for these stickers has ended.
I think the grace period for these stickers has ended.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yesterday I drove behind a matte green cybertruck with a “I bought this before I knew Elon was crazy” sticker.
I think the grace period for these stickers has ended.
I think the grace period for these stickers has ended.
People who, in 2025, say things like “Trump can’t do that! It’s illegal!”:
Where the hell have you been, exactly?
Where the hell have you been, exactly?
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
People who, in 2025, say things like “Trump can’t do that! It’s illegal!”:
Where the hell have you been, exactly?
Where the hell have you been, exactly?
Trump rescinds all of Biden’s executive orders. He passed 162. This includes sweeping climate orders, ending discrimination in federal agencies and enhancing union rights.
But the most crucial for him is probably EO 14110, which protected consumers from AI violating their privacy rights.
But the most crucial for him is probably EO 14110, which protected consumers from AI violating their privacy rights.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump rescinds all of Biden’s executive orders. He passed 162. This includes sweeping climate orders, ending discrimination in federal agencies and enhancing union rights.
But the most crucial for him is probably EO 14110, which protected consumers from AI violating their privacy rights.
But the most crucial for him is probably EO 14110, which protected consumers from AI violating their privacy rights.
When the president announces he’s eliminating income tax due to tariff revenue, he’s counting on his idiot base to completely forget by the time they pay taxes. And they will. Just like the DOGE checks.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When the president announces he’s eliminating income tax due to tariff revenue, he’s counting on his idiot base to completely forget by the time they pay taxes. And they will. Just like the DOGE checks.
Tesla stock is up today on no news as Elon Musk boosts calls to deport all Afghans, who are deemed “primitive people.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tesla stock is up today on no news as Elon Musk boosts calls to deport all Afghans, who are deemed “primitive people.”
The entire world should be standing up to Russia. That’s hard to accomplish when the United States is in Russia’s pocket. www.hrw.org/news/2025/11...
Russia: Government Designates Human Rights Watch “Undesirable” | Human Rights Watch
(Berlin, November 28, 2025) — Russia’s designation of Human Rights Watch as an “undesirable” foreign organization, made public by the Justice Ministry on November 28, is yet another mark of the Kremlin’s repression, Human Rights Watch said today. The designation bans the organization’s work in Russia.
www.hrw.org
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The entire world should be standing up to Russia. That’s hard to accomplish when the United States is in Russia’s pocket. www.hrw.org/news/2025/11...
Today would be a great day to release both the Epstein files and the president’s MRI results.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Today would be a great day to release both the Epstein files and the president’s MRI results.
The richest man in the world spends Thanksgiving searching his own website for positive comments about himself.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The richest man in the world spends Thanksgiving searching his own website for positive comments about himself.
Steve Bannon loves today because he can blame the shirt stains on gravy.
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Steve Bannon loves today because he can blame the shirt stains on gravy.
Even though he doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving, we all know who Putin is thankful for today.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Even though he doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving, we all know who Putin is thankful for today.