Kolchak
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Do the people who ordered Trump phones think anyone actually wants to call them?
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Do the people who ordered Trump phones think anyone actually wants to call them?
English people at 7 a.m.
a man is sitting in a chair next to a dog with the words roll that beautiful bean footage below him
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair next to a dog with the words roll that beautiful bean footage below him
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
English people at 7 a.m.
I’d like to believe this would spur a change of heart, but I don’t think she has one. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE
The mother of Leavitt's nephew is subject to deportation, sources said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I’d like to believe this would spur a change of heart, but I don’t think she has one. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
They are TERRIFIED of this seat being flipped. If you’re elligible, be sure to vote for Aftyn Behn.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They are TERRIFIED of this seat being flipped. If you’re elligible, be sure to vote for Aftyn Behn.
BREAKING: White billionaire who has been sued multiple times by black employees for racial harassment says white privilege doesn’t exist.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
BREAKING: White billionaire who has been sued multiple times by black employees for racial harassment says white privilege doesn’t exist.
The turkeys Trump pardoned will be re-arrested on charges of child molestation by week’s end.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The turkeys Trump pardoned will be re-arrested on charges of child molestation by week’s end.
The story about Trump considering firing Kash Patel is most likely true. However, now that it’s leaked, he will 100% double down on supporting Kash (an abject failure) to avoid looking weak.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The story about Trump considering firing Kash Patel is most likely true. However, now that it’s leaked, he will 100% double down on supporting Kash (an abject failure) to avoid looking weak.
If the president can get Rush Hour 4 greenlit, he could bring back Pokerface for season 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If the president can get Rush Hour 4 greenlit, he could bring back Pokerface for season 3.
It’s never too late to achieve your dreams.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s never too late to achieve your dreams.
Trump considering firing Kash Patel. Amazing that Bondi is still holding in there.
Every one of them has demonstrated their incompetence again and again.
Every one of them has demonstrated their incompetence again and again.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trump considering firing Kash Patel. Amazing that Bondi is still holding in there.
Every one of them has demonstrated their incompetence again and again.
Every one of them has demonstrated their incompetence again and again.
lol what? Why didn’t they share this before now? Why did they originally close the investigation before they got it? And why can’t they just seize it? www.newsweek.com/jeffrey-epst...
Kash Patel says Epstein estate refuses to share key records with the FBI
Patel says the Epstein estate is refusing to share key records with the FBI, limiting what investigators can review.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
lol what? Why didn’t they share this before now? Why did they originally close the investigation before they got it? And why can’t they just seize it? www.newsweek.com/jeffrey-epst...
Maybe openly pushing for fascism isn’t the best strategy to sell cars to Europeans. finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-e...
Tesla European sales tumble nearly 50% in October
Tesla's European problem is only getting worse.
finance.yahoo.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Maybe openly pushing for fascism isn’t the best strategy to sell cars to Europeans. finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-e...
Elon disputes the Reuters story about DOGE ending. Two weeks ago he called a report that xAI was raising $15 billion “false.” It was then confirmed true.
A public denial from Elon is a safe sign your reporting is correct.
A public denial from Elon is a safe sign your reporting is correct.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Elon disputes the Reuters story about DOGE ending. Two weeks ago he called a report that xAI was raising $15 billion “false.” It was then confirmed true.
A public denial from Elon is a safe sign your reporting is correct.
A public denial from Elon is a safe sign your reporting is correct.
Everyone else read the poem in RFK’s voice, right?
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Everyone else read the poem in RFK’s voice, right?
Big day for Progressoheads. nypost.com/2025/11/24/b...
Campbell Soup exec belittled 'poor' customers, spewed racist hate about Indian employees: lawsuit | New York Post
Robert Garza, a former cybersecurity analyst from Monroe, Mich., is suing the Campbell’s Soup Company in a Michigan court.
nypost.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Big day for Progressoheads. nypost.com/2025/11/24/b...
I would rather clean an Arby’s bathroom with my bare hands.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I would rather clean an Arby’s bathroom with my bare hands.
Imagine Marty telling Doc the president is a rapist felon who commits multiple crimes a day and no one really does anything about it and then he just decides not to go back.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Imagine Marty telling Doc the president is a rapist felon who commits multiple crimes a day and no one really does anything about it and then he just decides not to go back.
Elon Musk blatantly lying to pump the stock? Surely you jest! Unprecedented. electrek.co/2025/11/24/t...
Tesla announces expected FSD approval in Europe | Electrek
Tesla confirmed that the Dutch vehicle authority has committed to granting national approval for FSD in February 2026.
electrek.co
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Elon Musk blatantly lying to pump the stock? Surely you jest! Unprecedented. electrek.co/2025/11/24/t...
No one thought it was possible to be a worse attorney general than Merrick Garland, but Pam Bondi is really giving it a go.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
No one thought it was possible to be a worse attorney general than Merrick Garland, but Pam Bondi is really giving it a go.
The pilgrims didn’t vaccinate. The pilgrims didn’t pasteurize milk.
The average lifespan of a pilgrim was 35 years. That’s what RFK Jr. wants for the American people.
The average lifespan of a pilgrim was 35 years. That’s what RFK Jr. wants for the American people.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The pilgrims didn’t vaccinate. The pilgrims didn’t pasteurize milk.
The average lifespan of a pilgrim was 35 years. That’s what RFK Jr. wants for the American people.
The average lifespan of a pilgrim was 35 years. That’s what RFK Jr. wants for the American people.
Boy, they’re really slow-walking those Epstein files, huh?
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Boy, they’re really slow-walking those Epstein files, huh?
In a post after midnight, the president announces that everything you buy is about to be more expensive. Just in time for Christmas. Incredible.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
In a post after midnight, the president announces that everything you buy is about to be more expensive. Just in time for Christmas. Incredible.
Chat is it a red flag for Mag 7 companies to be recruiting via a post on a site teeming with white supremacists?
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Chat is it a red flag for Mag 7 companies to be recruiting via a post on a site teeming with white supremacists?