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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 8h

New #BloodSplatteredVlog!

This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED!

The 2025 remake of the 1984 #Troma classic about a janitor turned into mangled superhero by toxic waste!

#TheToxicAvenger #TheToxicAvengerUnrated #TheToxicAvenger2025

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The Toxic Avenger Unrated (2025) A Troma Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 1h

Today and every day, we recognize the hardworking Illinoisans who work around the clock to put food on our tables and carry on our proud agricultural traditions.

Know that we’ll always have your back.

Happy National Farmer’s Day!

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3h

Gov. JB Pritzker on ABC: "He certainly has the power of the presidency. He does not have the power to overcome the Constitution. And so am I afraid? I am not afraid. Do I think that he could do it? He might. But as I've said before, come and get me I mean. You're dead wrong, Mr. President."

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 1h

The CDC begging people to stop eating the Stuff only causes people to dig in deeper. Manosphere podcasters start selling The Stuff dick brain pills. TikTok wellness influencers swear by The Stuff cleanse.

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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 1h

"The radical left want you to believe that eating people is bad, but why would God put people on earth if not to eat? The woke agenda took away your children to transgenderism, don't let them take away Soylent Green too!"

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 1h

If I were going to do an update of the movie The Stuff, I would have the opening be a version of the end of the original film where everyone realizes The Stuff is deadly but then the country divides in ideological halves where one half refuses to stop eating it and starts injecting to fight disease.

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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 14h

Hey y'all, I'm working on increasing my subscribers at my site (paid & free), so I thought I'd tease the next installments in my "One-and-Done" Slasher Series - 2 of the best horror movies released during the 2010s:

You can sign up here: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io

Thanks & Cheers!

The poster for the 2015 slasher film The Final Girls.

The poster for the 2017 slasher film Tragedy Girls.

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GalacticGoodie : KINKTOBER SLOTS CLOSED @galacticgoodie.bsky.social · 2d

Are all of his songs like "trudgin and munchin big bunch of munchkins diddly dong king kong in a thong i wanna get fucked by elvira's strap on"?

Yes. And I love every second.

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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 2h

It's funny when I talk about a new underrated gem and compare it to an older underrated gem, I get comments offended I would ever compare the new one to "a classic."

But I was defending that "classic" before people finally decided it was a "classic," to me it's no different than the newer flick. 😂

a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written

ALT: a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written

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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 2h

Hell yes it is!

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Michelle Swope @redheadfrommars.bsky.social · 23h

Watched THE LORDS OF SALEM, Rob Zombie's masterpiece and required viewing for Halloween season. 🎥 #filmsky #horrorsky

Still from the movie The other The Lords of Salem with Sheri Moon Zombie in a black and white sweater wearing white makeup with blackened eyes.

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GalacticGoodie : KINKTOBER SLOTS CLOSED @galacticgoodie.bsky.social · 2d

Me: new rob zombie song :o

Rob Zombie: SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN

Me: yay! :)

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ANDY @andybraatz.bsky.social · 2h

Eagly & EconoGOAT 💖🦅

#peacemaker

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JVM Creations @jvm-creations.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve seen a lot of people saying that the peacemaker season finale sucked but in all honesty I really enjoyed it, I thought it was great

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Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers.bsky.social · 2h

A strong entry in the franchise! We got a bleak Black Mirror-like segment, a hilarious father & son duo, & let’s not forget Hannibal & Will 2.0 in the iconic Fun Size. This captures the fever dream feeling of the 90s kids shows’ Halloween specials. A lot of fun! #Spooktober

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 3h

JD Vance has decided his entire job is to go on television and lie.

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𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @brianimator.bsky.social · 3h

Mike Flanagan’s THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE premiered on this day in 2018 #filmsky

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 3h

No. No. No.

(Nothing against Steven, I used to do this too until I learned that it was a bad idea.)

Swim goggles hit by a projectile (like a tear gas canister or pepper ball) can direct force to the area around your eyeball and pop it out of your skull.

NOT desirable.

Steven W. Thrasher is finishing The Overseer Class @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 3h

Pro tip to reporters and protesters: always have swim goggles in your pockets or bags. They’re small, $10 and if tear gas is used, slip them on & no matter how much you cough, you’ll still be able to SEE without burning eyes.

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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 8h

The Toxic Avenger Unrated (2025) A Troma Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog

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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 3h

FYI: Vinegar Syndrome is launching a new retail initiative to support indie movie sellers, beginning with a special edition of Michael Mann's THE KEEP.

Exclusive: Vinegar Syndrome Brings New Edition Of Michael Mann’s THE KEEP To Retail Shelves Everywhere

Vinegar Syndrome is launching a new retail initiative to support indie movie sellers, beginning with a special edition of Michael Mann's THE KEEP.

dlvr.it

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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 4h

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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samuel @quilombo.bsky.social · 1d

This is what is left of Khan Younis, southern Gaza.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 4h

It’s endlessly depressing watching all these tech oligarchs try and convince themselves they’re geniuses instead of people who just happened to benefit from capitalism requiring their products and then the entire political and banking system gassing them up with with free money and tireless support.

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 5h

If Gen AI has million haters, then I am one of them.

If Gen AI has 10 haters, then I am one of them.

If Gen AI has one hater, then I am THAT ONE.

If Gen AI has no haters, that means I'm dead.

If the world is pro Gen AI, then I am against the world

Until my last breath, I’ll always hate Gen AI

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Bria "tries to write a book" Horses @thevoidencore.bsky.social · 5d

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

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Kelly Bluebook @cheatlines.co · 6h

Post by @intothecrevasse: [Me at age thirteen listening to Trent Reznor scream about the violent self-destruction and bottomless despair of heroin addiction] god this is just like going to middle school

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