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Horror Film Critic 📽
Horror Host 😂
Horrortuber ▶️
He/Him 🤷♂️
#MutantFam #Horrortube #Horror #Horrorfam #Filmsky #Horrorsky #HorrorCommunity
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Queens of the Dead (2025) A Shudder Original Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
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New #BloodSplatteredVlog! 📽️
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review QUEENS OF THE DEAD!
Tina Romero's continuation of her father George Romero's iconic zombie franchise, but this time with Drag Queens!
#QueenoftheDead #Shudder #ShudderOriginal #Horror
youtu.be/-FzCfxZACI4
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review QUEENS OF THE DEAD!
Tina Romero's continuation of her father George Romero's iconic zombie franchise, but this time with Drag Queens!
#QueenoftheDead #Shudder #ShudderOriginal #Horror
youtu.be/-FzCfxZACI4
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre for Thanksgiving? Dont mind if I do!
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre for Thanksgiving? Dont mind if I do!
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Side note but this man was born to play Kurt Cobain in something. 🤔
Charlie Heaton has looked like he was 30 since Season 1, I'm just saying. 😂
Hes got that older beyond his years look about him.
Hes got that older beyond his years look about him.
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Side note but this man was born to play Kurt Cobain in something. 🤔
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Shin Ultraman
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Shin Ultraman
Charlie Heaton has looked like he was 30 since Season 1, I'm just saying. 😂
Hes got that older beyond his years look about him.
Hes got that older beyond his years look about him.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Charlie Heaton has looked like he was 30 since Season 1, I'm just saying. 😂
Hes got that older beyond his years look about him.
Hes got that older beyond his years look about him.
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I submit that using Steve Martin as a methodology for age is a cheat. He turned 50 at age 25 and stayed there for 50 years
Steve Martin and John Candy were 41 and 36, respectively, when they filmed PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I submit that using Steve Martin as a methodology for age is a cheat. He turned 50 at age 25 and stayed there for 50 years
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Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
Concept art from 🎥 "Godzilla vs. Mothra" (1992)
Concept art from 🎥 "Godzilla vs. Mothra" (1992)
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
Concept art from 🎥 "Godzilla vs. Mothra" (1992)
Concept art from 🎥 "Godzilla vs. Mothra" (1992)
You think thats bad, you should see what I do when I find out someone ate all the Cranberry.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You think thats bad, you should see what I do when I find out someone ate all the Cranberry.
The Dilinger Escape Plan could make a killing out of a Dilinger Escape Room.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Dilinger Escape Plan could make a killing out of a Dilinger Escape Room.
Collect 5 Emma Stones to upgrade to Emma Metal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Collect 5 Emma Stones to upgrade to Emma Metal.
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I really want to write about why this is part of why it's fine for Blue Sky to be an echo chamber, as long as it's actual freaking people.
Your universe is a photocopy of a photocopy of a…
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November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I really want to write about why this is part of why it's fine for Blue Sky to be an echo chamber, as long as it's actual freaking people.
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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Six hour tattoo session, pizza, new season of Strangie Thangs; Issa good day.🤘🍕
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Six hour tattoo session, pizza, new season of Strangie Thangs; Issa good day.🤘🍕
Opening a Seafood restaurant called PrawnHub.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Opening a Seafood restaurant called PrawnHub.
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She sounds like Emma Stone’s character in Bugonia
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
She sounds like Emma Stone’s character in Bugonia
A trick corporations like to pull to remove their responsibility in the damage they do to society is to turn the responsibility around on the consumers.
Its the same trick corporations did with things like recycling.
Its the same trick corporations did with things like recycling.
In case you needed one more reason not to use AI …
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
The CEO of ChatGPT is blaming a teen’s suicide on his failure to follow the terms of service:
Adam Raine, 16, told ChatGPT he was suicidal and the AI bot told him his feelings were valid and even provided suggestions and detailed instructions.
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'Users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-har...
The lawyer presenting Adam Raine's family calls the response "disturbing" and I have to agree.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A trick corporations like to pull to remove their responsibility in the damage they do to society is to turn the responsibility around on the consumers.
Its the same trick corporations did with things like recycling.
Its the same trick corporations did with things like recycling.
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Clown in a Cornfield (2025) very gripping for a modern slasher movie! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Clown in a Cornfield (2025) very gripping for a modern slasher movie! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
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Using the belief that creators are the "petite bourgeoisie" to justify pirating books/stealing art is EXACTLY what makes it so hard for anyone who isn't rich to pursue their creative dreams
If you steal our art, you PERSONALLY are preventing us from building sustainable careers
If you steal our art, you PERSONALLY are preventing us from building sustainable careers
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Using the belief that creators are the "petite bourgeoisie" to justify pirating books/stealing art is EXACTLY what makes it so hard for anyone who isn't rich to pursue their creative dreams
If you steal our art, you PERSONALLY are preventing us from building sustainable careers
If you steal our art, you PERSONALLY are preventing us from building sustainable careers
Canberry is the best Cranberry.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Canberry is the best Cranberry.
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Can't you almost hear that wonderful sound
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can't you almost hear that wonderful sound
My favorite ChatGPT ad is the one with the broken down car and the text that just says "ChatGPT" because they probably wanted it to say you should use ChatGPT to figure out how to fix the car, but instead it just reads like ChatGPT killed their car. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My favorite ChatGPT ad is the one with the broken down car and the text that just says "ChatGPT" because they probably wanted it to say you should use ChatGPT to figure out how to fix the car, but instead it just reads like ChatGPT killed their car. 😂
The guy who has pivoted his entire company towards the development of AI technology thinks we should use AI for everything?
Next you're going to tell me the CEO of Coca-Cola wants everybody to drink Coke at dinner.
Next you're going to tell me the CEO of Coca-Cola wants everybody to drink Coke at dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The guy who has pivoted his entire company towards the development of AI technology thinks we should use AI for everything?
Next you're going to tell me the CEO of Coca-Cola wants everybody to drink Coke at dinner.
Next you're going to tell me the CEO of Coca-Cola wants everybody to drink Coke at dinner.
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Literally its everyone who was at his inauguration.
This is exactly what people mean when they call something an "open secret."
This is exactly what people mean when they call something an "open secret."
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Literally its everyone who was at his inauguration.
This is exactly what people mean when they call something an "open secret."
This is exactly what people mean when they call something an "open secret."