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Chicago-area based queer dad who likes foisting weird movie crap on people, Virgo, he/him, mildly surly but harmless 🏳️🌈
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I'm a purist who believes posts are meant to be ephemeral and "pinning" them is sacrilegious, like forcing the wind to stay in a shoebox
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Cyber Monday sale, all my Director shirts $15!
Scroll to the bottom and check out all 4 pages (120 + designs)!
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Scroll to the bottom and check out all 4 pages (120 + designs)!
www.teepublic.com/user/filmmak...
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Cyber Monday sale, all my Director shirts $15!
Scroll to the bottom and check out all 4 pages (120 + designs)!
www.teepublic.com/user/filmmak...
Scroll to the bottom and check out all 4 pages (120 + designs)!
www.teepublic.com/user/filmmak...
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Rogers Park's New 400 Theaters, once the city's oldest continuously running movie house, is reopening.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Rogers Park's New 400 Theaters, once the city's oldest continuously running movie house, is reopening.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/12/01/r...
blockclubchicago.org/2025/12/01/r...
Honestly I dig the hell out of this
my players tonight challenged me to find the worst possible cover of dragula to play them and
Dragula
YouTube video by "The Professor" Nick Harrison - Topic
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December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Honestly I dig the hell out of this
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In case you haven't heard, Nathan Rabin was in a car accident over the weekend. Here's a link if you'd like to help him and his wife with their hospital bills and recovery. gofund.me/544ae75ef
Donate to Help the Maloon & Rabin Family Recover After Their Accident, organized by Eileen Price
On Thanksgiving night, the Maloon & Rabin family was involved… Eileen Price needs your support for Help the Maloon & Rabin Family Recover After Their Accident
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December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
In case you haven't heard, Nathan Rabin was in a car accident over the weekend. Here's a link if you'd like to help him and his wife with their hospital bills and recovery. gofund.me/544ae75ef
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Last day to get 50% all @illinoispress.bsky.social books using code FRIDAY50, including, say, this one? www.press.uillinois.edu/books/?id=p0...
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Last day to get 50% all @illinoispress.bsky.social books using code FRIDAY50, including, say, this one? www.press.uillinois.edu/books/?id=p0...
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FYI: Extending this sale through 12/26! Get a full year of Bright Wall/Dark Room for less than $20 - or gift it to your movie loving friend this holiday season :)
Black Friday/Holiday Sale!
All first-time or returning subscribers can now purchase an annual subscription for $10 off their first year—which means just $19 for a full year of access to BW/DR and our entire 143 issue archive!
Also: you can gift it!
coupon code: HOLIDAY2025
All first-time or returning subscribers can now purchase an annual subscription for $10 off their first year—which means just $19 for a full year of access to BW/DR and our entire 143 issue archive!
Also: you can gift it!
coupon code: HOLIDAY2025
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November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
FYI: Extending this sale through 12/26! Get a full year of Bright Wall/Dark Room for less than $20 - or gift it to your movie loving friend this holiday season :)
Never understood Main Character Syndrome. In most movies and tv shows, the main character is literally the least interesting character in the movie. Nobody really gives a crap about The Guy Chris Pratt Is Pretending to Be
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Never understood Main Character Syndrome. In most movies and tv shows, the main character is literally the least interesting character in the movie. Nobody really gives a crap about The Guy Chris Pratt Is Pretending to Be
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I signed a bunch of copies at Woodworking at Women and Children First bookstore in Chicago, where I am annoyingly stranded for 36 hours. It is in STAFF PICKS.
Also, it is my BIRTHDAY, so you should buy my book in MY HONOR.
Also, it is my BIRTHDAY, so you should buy my book in MY HONOR.
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I signed a bunch of copies at Woodworking at Women and Children First bookstore in Chicago, where I am annoyingly stranded for 36 hours. It is in STAFF PICKS.
Also, it is my BIRTHDAY, so you should buy my book in MY HONOR.
Also, it is my BIRTHDAY, so you should buy my book in MY HONOR.
I always get inexplicably in my head when I'm blocked by someone that I've never had any interaction with. Is online me that perplexing and anger-inducing? I mostly post random movie thoughts
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I always get inexplicably in my head when I'm blocked by someone that I've never had any interaction with. Is online me that perplexing and anger-inducing? I mostly post random movie thoughts
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Both seasons of MASTERS OF HORROR are now playing on Kanopy, unedited and without ads. Kanopy is a free streaming app that links through your library, and available to anyone.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Both seasons of MASTERS OF HORROR are now playing on Kanopy, unedited and without ads. Kanopy is a free streaming app that links through your library, and available to anyone.
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OK, let's do a Curtis Harrington TVM Poll. I'll leave a thread of his telefilms and you just like the post with your favorite film!
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
OK, let's do a Curtis Harrington TVM Poll. I'll leave a thread of his telefilms and you just like the post with your favorite film!
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Today is the LAST day to get a Film Maven Gold subscription at $1.25 a month. The Film Maven has given me a creative boost, allowing me to craft an influencer-free look at entertainment. One that covers disability AND what's happening to entertainment journalism.
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The Film Maven
Not an influencer, just an overworked, underpaid entertainment journalist talking about movies and what you should spend your money on.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Today is the LAST day to get a Film Maven Gold subscription at $1.25 a month. The Film Maven has given me a creative boost, allowing me to craft an influencer-free look at entertainment. One that covers disability AND what's happening to entertainment journalism.
thefilmmaven.com/black-friday...
thefilmmaven.com/black-friday...
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Can you believe it's been five years since we had @mereborders.bsky.social on the podcast? We sit down with Meredith for an in-depth conversation about Kickstarters, bookazines, and THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION (one of the strangest pieces of gateway horror you'll ever hope to find).
Podcast: Meredith Borders on 'The Peanut Butter Solution'
Fangoria senior editor Meredith Borders returns to the podcast to talk about gateway horror cult classic 'The Peanut Butter Solution.'
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November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Can you believe it's been five years since we had @mereborders.bsky.social on the podcast? We sit down with Meredith for an in-depth conversation about Kickstarters, bookazines, and THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION (one of the strangest pieces of gateway horror you'll ever hope to find).
Marcel, the Shell with Very Quiet Shoes On
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Marcel, the Shell with Very Quiet Shoes On
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#Noirvember podcast - I joined Mike White and Andrew Nette to discuss Stephen Frears' THE GRIFTERS on this episode of @projectionbooth.bsky.social. We talk Jim Thompson, adaptations and I stand in for a generation of crime-heads made noir hounds by it www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2024/12/epis...
Episode 719: The Grifters (1990)
Noirvember 2024 ends with a bang as we delve into Stephen Frears' electrifying neo-noir The Grifters.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
#Noirvember podcast - I joined Mike White and Andrew Nette to discuss Stephen Frears' THE GRIFTERS on this episode of @projectionbooth.bsky.social. We talk Jim Thompson, adaptations and I stand in for a generation of crime-heads made noir hounds by it www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2024/12/epis...
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Thank you Alliance of Women Film Journalists for publishing my guest post in your Female Gaze section: awfj.org/blog/2025/11...
LICO JIMENEZ THE EBONY LISZT: Building An Audience – Julie Carmen comments – ALLIANCE OF WOMEN FILM JOURNALISTS
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November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Thank you Alliance of Women Film Journalists for publishing my guest post in your Female Gaze section: awfj.org/blog/2025/11...
Hell yeah I'm churlish
@dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social has swears! They've used 139 profanities in their last 2,757 posts.
🥇 "hell" (25 times)
🥈 "crap" (11 times)
🥉 "shit" (10 times)
🥇 "hell" (25 times)
🥈 "crap" (11 times)
🥉 "shit" (10 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hell yeah I'm churlish
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Hope everyone is ready for a How Awful About Allan watchalong! This is a wonderful, eerie gothic thriller that I'm excited to discuss. Use #TVMParty to join in!
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hope everyone is ready for a How Awful About Allan watchalong! This is a wonderful, eerie gothic thriller that I'm excited to discuss. Use #TVMParty to join in!
@profanity.accountant am I filthy or do I tend to act like a Mormon like i do in person and make up fake swears
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@profanity.accountant am I filthy or do I tend to act like a Mormon like i do in person and make up fake swears
I wish our modern celebrities were interesting enough to make this interesting instead of a stupid sad plea for attention
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I wish our modern celebrities were interesting enough to make this interesting instead of a stupid sad plea for attention
Disney really missing out on this HAMNET mania to do a Peter Porker short, usually they're so good about cashing in on unrelated things, loved Marge Simpson Meets Chappell Roan to Steal a Labubu from The Louvre
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Disney really missing out on this HAMNET mania to do a Peter Porker short, usually they're so good about cashing in on unrelated things, loved Marge Simpson Meets Chappell Roan to Steal a Labubu from The Louvre
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PREORDER our WINTER 2025 PRINT ZINE! featuring CINEMATIC JOURNOS
Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/winter-...
Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/winter-...
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
PREORDER our WINTER 2025 PRINT ZINE! featuring CINEMATIC JOURNOS
Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/winter-...
Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/winter-...
I love that TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE opens with literally a planet getting eaten and then BAM rockin' version of the theme song, like promising that this wasn't some afternoon cartoon shit, this is some Heavy Metal wannabe shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I love that TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE opens with literally a planet getting eaten and then BAM rockin' version of the theme song, like promising that this wasn't some afternoon cartoon shit, this is some Heavy Metal wannabe shit
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For just ⏱️2️⃣4️⃣ HOURS, EVERYTHING, and we mean EVERYTHING, is 50% OFF! This is the largest sale of the year for us, and a prime way to support us outside of campaigns! Get that one eye-catching title you wanted, and maybe a little extra for a friend! Treat yourself! Now's the time!
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November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
For just ⏱️2️⃣4️⃣ HOURS, EVERYTHING, and we mean EVERYTHING, is 50% OFF! This is the largest sale of the year for us, and a prime way to support us outside of campaigns! Get that one eye-catching title you wanted, and maybe a little extra for a friend! Treat yourself! Now's the time!
store.ironcircus.com
store.ironcircus.com
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The one #BlackFriday sale I recommend.
Criterion Channel for $6.25/month if you pay for a full year.
signup.criterionchannel.com #FilmSky
Criterion Channel for $6.25/month if you pay for a full year.
signup.criterionchannel.com #FilmSky
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The one #BlackFriday sale I recommend.
Criterion Channel for $6.25/month if you pay for a full year.
signup.criterionchannel.com #FilmSky
Criterion Channel for $6.25/month if you pay for a full year.
signup.criterionchannel.com #FilmSky