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@daelenclark.bsky.social
An aspiring writer/English teacher looking to be more aware of the world around me!
Nearly everything’s an invention of capitalism when you get right down to it. Co-opt it and make it yours!
(I'll change the profile every so often.)
Nearly everything’s an invention of capitalism when you get right down to it. Co-opt it and make it yours!
(I'll change the profile every so often.)
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a message to all underpaid production assistants:
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
a message to all underpaid production assistants:
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
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He is keeping poorer families out of these professions. It’s modern day red-lining.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He is keeping poorer families out of these professions. It’s modern day red-lining.
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They prefer to set big, revolutionary, utopian goals instead of small, achievable goals.
It's easier to make bullshit excuses when you fail at a larger goal.
It's easier to make bullshit excuses when you fail at a larger goal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They prefer to set big, revolutionary, utopian goals instead of small, achievable goals.
It's easier to make bullshit excuses when you fail at a larger goal.
It's easier to make bullshit excuses when you fail at a larger goal.
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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Forget the newest iPhone: when is all my technology going to look like this.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Forget the newest iPhone: when is all my technology going to look like this.
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A year ago, me and my buddy @themesnark.bsky.social went to Disneyland for the 69th anniversary. You can catch our shenanigans from that day in this video!!
To all who come to this happy place...welcome! ...to a vlog I shot a year ago. youtu.be/q-8GJ3Zvlzc
Disneyland's Opening Day Attractions ON Disneyland's Birthday! | Theme Snark
YouTube video by Theme Snark
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July 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A year ago, me and my buddy @themesnark.bsky.social went to Disneyland for the 69th anniversary. You can catch our shenanigans from that day in this video!!
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Howie Noel was always a hidden gem of an artist with his hallmark retro/caricature style and vintage, film noir aesthetic until he effectively went viral, thanks to Superman director James Gunn who discovered his work.
More here: bit.ly/4rjbwau
More here: bit.ly/4rjbwau
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Howie Noel was always a hidden gem of an artist with his hallmark retro/caricature style and vintage, film noir aesthetic until he effectively went viral, thanks to Superman director James Gunn who discovered his work.
More here: bit.ly/4rjbwau
More here: bit.ly/4rjbwau
I’ve known the real reason for those raised costs for a while (companies), and more people need to Know it.
Every time we complain about how much games cost to make, I think about Kevin Levine talking about how he had 2K throw out "seven games' worth" of material before wrapping on BioShock Infinite.
I don't think it's the coders and the texture artists wanting salary and benefits, you guys.
I don't think it's the coders and the texture artists wanting salary and benefits, you guys.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’ve known the real reason for those raised costs for a while (companies), and more people need to Know it.
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Every time we complain about how much games cost to make, I think about Kevin Levine talking about how he had 2K throw out "seven games' worth" of material before wrapping on BioShock Infinite.
I don't think it's the coders and the texture artists wanting salary and benefits, you guys.
I don't think it's the coders and the texture artists wanting salary and benefits, you guys.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Every time we complain about how much games cost to make, I think about Kevin Levine talking about how he had 2K throw out "seven games' worth" of material before wrapping on BioShock Infinite.
I don't think it's the coders and the texture artists wanting salary and benefits, you guys.
I don't think it's the coders and the texture artists wanting salary and benefits, you guys.
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
A lot of it is people claiming to want change but not wanting to do any work or give up their comforts, so they make excuses.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
Social media leftists quite simply do not want politicians to be politicians. They want them to be YouTube/TikTok influencers who say all the right things first and get anything done roughly ninth.
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How dare a politician… politic.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A lot of it is people claiming to want change but not wanting to do any work or give up their comforts, so they make excuses.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
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Here's a PREVIEW of Escape From Vault Disney #152, "The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts!" @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social @matbrunetvo.com @mcrrox.bsky.social escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Here's a PREVIEW of Escape From Vault Disney #152, "The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts!" @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social @matbrunetvo.com @mcrrox.bsky.social escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Handy phrases for all occasions.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Handy phrases for all occasions.
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"I know - I'll just TAKE OFF the ankle monitor! Why has no one else thought of this before? I'M SO SMART."
Former president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro, has been under house arrest for plotting a coup and assassinations of the president, vice president and chief justice.
He used a soldering iron on his ankle monitor and lied about that. Burn marks on its circumference betrayed him.
Now, he's in custody.
He used a soldering iron on his ankle monitor and lied about that. Burn marks on its circumference betrayed him.
Now, he's in custody.
HE TRIED TO GET IT OFF USING A WELDER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE’S SO DUMB, HOW WAS HE ONCE PRESIDENT OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE’S SO DUMB, HOW WAS HE ONCE PRESIDENT OMG
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"I know - I'll just TAKE OFF the ankle monitor! Why has no one else thought of this before? I'M SO SMART."
Happens so often that even if it's said from a genuine place, I can't help but doubt it.
"Old good new bad" is the prevailing mindset for far too many people, and it colors everything theys see.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Happens so often that even if it's said from a genuine place, I can't help but doubt it.
It’s threads like this that make me better understand why “doesn’t look like a movie” does’t make sense to me.
It’s a matter of perspective.
It’s a matter of perspective.
I think there's a special dislike I have for people who keep saying things like "why do movies not look like movies", or "it looks like it was shot on a phone!", which a) is not true, b) demeaning and ignorant to people who work on films, and c) an excuse for only liking movies when you were 10.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s threads like this that make me better understand why “doesn’t look like a movie” does’t make sense to me.
It’s a matter of perspective.
It’s a matter of perspective.
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I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
Just keep this in mind when random users are arguing with you on the site formerly known as Twitter.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Just keep this in mind when random users are arguing with you on the site formerly known as Twitter.
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Happy belated birthday to voice acting legend Daws Butler.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Happy belated birthday to voice acting legend Daws Butler.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
He was famous for voicing Yogi Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, and Huckleberry Hound.
Daws voiced Merlin the Magic Mouse, Nasty Canasta, Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton and Sam Cat in the #LooneyTunes shorts.
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At this point anyone who still says "both parties are the same" should be taken about as seriously as anyone who still says the Earth is flat.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
At this point anyone who still says "both parties are the same" should be taken about as seriously as anyone who still says the Earth is flat.
And they say that DCOM’s don’t have lasting value…
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
And they say that DCOM’s don’t have lasting value…
In fairness, there's a lot of new crap out there to mock. Things are gonna get put on the back burner for a while.
How the fuck did it take me this long to think of "The Bubba Trump Shrimp Company?" I must be getting slow in my old age.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
In fairness, there's a lot of new crap out there to mock. Things are gonna get put on the back burner for a while.
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!