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Marjorie James Keenan
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enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form

"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
Pinned

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."
January just keeps on Januarying
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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survival tips for being the woke scold of your friend group: it’s not your fault holding up a mirror makes them feel bad 🤷🏻‍♀️
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
armadillos probably tired of being asked "what's the armadillyo?"
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Can’t sleep until I read about one cool thing and eight things that piss me off
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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the root problem of "secret police" isn't the "secret" part
LAPD won’t enforce California’s mask ban on ICE/CBP/DHS

www.instagram.com/reel/DUHDeCJ...
January 30, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Isnt that already wildly illegal
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Potsie in the streets, Dren in the sheets
September 14, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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acab esp. this mf
July 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Do you ever feel this desperate hollowness that screams for connection, real connection, but you know it's a near impossibility in this world, so you just watch it all from behind tempered antireflective glass & continue to feel nothing but the soft haptics of another meaningless notification?
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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require warrants in SOME cases? The Fourth Amendment requires warrants IN ALL CASES! why is it asking too much for Democrats to stand by the U.S. Constitution
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:

° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement

° Create a code of conduct and enforce it

° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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minnesota residents carrying the whole load right now, guys, we need to pick up the slack
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
*puts little piece of tape over the lens of your smart glasses

"no, that's wrong."
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I lego'd your eggo pls respond
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
pronounces sesame like Mario says "it's me"
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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No one jingles a heimer schmidt quite like John Jacob
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
there are few things you can count on these days but the theme song from Sanford and Son still goes hard af
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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we gotta say "not today, Satan" because empanada was already taken
March 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Why just think about it, when you can overthink about it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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government shitdown 2026 LFG

ICE OUT (like, fully — as in abolish that shit)
Shit the government down.

ICE OUT
The massive government funding package just failed badly in the Senate, 45-55.

Needed 60.

Zero Democrats voted for it.

SEVEN Republicans opposed it:

Budd
Johnson
Lee
Paul
Moody
Rick Scott
Tuberville

(John Thune switched his vote to no for procedural reasons.)
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Insomnia is my spirit animal
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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One year ago today I posted this miniature Alien/Star Wars Mashup I created using real figures, lighting and miniature sets, R2's light and 3PO's eye glow were illustrated in digitally the rest is all real

#starwars #aliens #scifi #mashup #xenomorph #eggs #droids #photography #miniatures #visualart
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 AM
a coat pocket dedicated solely for toast
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 AM