Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
· Nov 21
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."
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Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
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was a student, now he a teacher
#6?
#6?
September 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
was a student, now he a teacher
#6?
#6?
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Who the fuck keeps inviting scrutiny?
July 3, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Who the fuck keeps inviting scrutiny?
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my mother-in-law had a coping mechanism where she would avoid a subject by announcing, "I can't possibly think about that right now." which seemed unreasonable at the time but, no, I get it now
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
my mother-in-law had a coping mechanism where she would avoid a subject by announcing, "I can't possibly think about that right now." which seemed unreasonable at the time but, no, I get it now
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Kirk to Transporter Room: Uppies
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Kirk to Transporter Room: Uppies
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
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everyone on the pitt needs to kiss asap
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
everyone on the pitt needs to kiss asap
January just keeps on Januarying
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
January just keeps on Januarying
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survival tips for being the woke scold of your friend group: it’s not your fault holding up a mirror makes them feel bad 🤷🏻♀️
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
survival tips for being the woke scold of your friend group: it’s not your fault holding up a mirror makes them feel bad 🤷🏻♀️
armadillos probably tired of being asked "what's the armadillyo?"
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 AM
armadillos probably tired of being asked "what's the armadillyo?"
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Can’t sleep until I read about one cool thing and eight things that piss me off
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Can’t sleep until I read about one cool thing and eight things that piss me off
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the root problem of "secret police" isn't the "secret" part
January 30, 2026 at 1:47 AM
the root problem of "secret police" isn't the "secret" part
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Isnt that already wildly illegal
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Isnt that already wildly illegal
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Potsie in the streets, Dren in the sheets
September 14, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Potsie in the streets, Dren in the sheets
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Do you ever feel this desperate hollowness that screams for connection, real connection, but you know it's a near impossibility in this world, so you just watch it all from behind tempered antireflective glass & continue to feel nothing but the soft haptics of another meaningless notification?
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Do you ever feel this desperate hollowness that screams for connection, real connection, but you know it's a near impossibility in this world, so you just watch it all from behind tempered antireflective glass & continue to feel nothing but the soft haptics of another meaningless notification?
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require warrants in SOME cases? The Fourth Amendment requires warrants IN ALL CASES! why is it asking too much for Democrats to stand by the U.S. Constitution
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:54 PM
require warrants in SOME cases? The Fourth Amendment requires warrants IN ALL CASES! why is it asking too much for Democrats to stand by the U.S. Constitution
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minnesota residents carrying the whole load right now, guys, we need to pick up the slack
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
minnesota residents carrying the whole load right now, guys, we need to pick up the slack
*puts little piece of tape over the lens of your smart glasses
"no, that's wrong."
"no, that's wrong."
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
*puts little piece of tape over the lens of your smart glasses
"no, that's wrong."
"no, that's wrong."
I lego'd your eggo pls respond
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I lego'd your eggo pls respond
pronounces sesame like Mario says "it's me"
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
pronounces sesame like Mario says "it's me"
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No one jingles a heimer schmidt quite like John Jacob
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
No one jingles a heimer schmidt quite like John Jacob
there are few things you can count on these days but the theme song from Sanford and Son still goes hard af
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
there are few things you can count on these days but the theme song from Sanford and Son still goes hard af
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we gotta say "not today, Satan" because empanada was already taken
March 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
we gotta say "not today, Satan" because empanada was already taken