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The real irony is that Bill Nye wanted to be the drummer but they already had a drummer and the old science guy had just quit so he figured what the hell, but Bill still got them rhythms, you know?

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Jun 3

stopped asking questions because I didn't like the answers

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 11h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

"The chancellor approved it"

🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 11h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“a supply chain attack”

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13h

bunch of casuals

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13h

making the T-sign to signal it was clapping time

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13h

Quote skeet this post with someone you wish was still alive

graphite portrait of Anthony Bourdain, smoking a cigarette and holding chopsticks with a world map for a t-shirt — from Reddit by christellebilodeau

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 15h

no idea, Demi is in charge of the glaze, I think

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16h

*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 15h

tastes so much better when ladled directly from the kangaroo's pouch

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 16h

A new life on the off-world colonies sounds pretty sweet right about now.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 16h

the auburn-georgia officials just really like meetings and conference calls

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17h

do you think trudeau and katy perry make out in her cybertruck

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 16h

Smokey the Bear wearing a hat that says "SMOKEY" on it with text reading:
PLEASE! only you can prevent Jared Leto

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17h

OnlyFlans

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17h

this recipe is vv close to the OG version

Outback Steakhouse Walkabout Soup
Serves 4 as an appetizer

Menu Description: "A unique presentation of an Australian favorite. Reckon!" Here's a great way to start off dinner. The menu claims the Walkabout Soup is an Australian favorite. While that may or may not be true, this creamy onion soup with two types of cheese on top is at least a favorite of mine. If you can boil water and slice onions, you'll have no problem with this easy-to-make version of the chain's top secret formula.

8 cups water
8 beef bouillon cubes
3 medium white omions
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper
1 cup heavy cream
1¼ cups shredded Cheddar cheese
¼ cup shredded Monterey
Jack cheese
% cup all-purpose flour
1. Heat the water to boiling in a large pan. Add the bouillon cubes and dissolve.
2. Cut the onions into thin slices, then quarter the slices. Add to the broth.
3. Add salt and pepper.
4. Bring the mixture back to boiling, then turn the heat down and simmer, uncovered, for 1 hour.
5. While stirring, sift the flour into the soup. Continue to stir if any large lumps of flour develop. Be careful when you stir; aggressive agitation or using a whisk may tear the onions apart. As the soup continues to cook, any lumps should dissolve.
6. After 30 minutes of additional simmering, add the cream and 1 cup Cheddar cheese. Continue to simmer the soup for another 5 to 10 minutes.
7. Serve the soup hot after sprinkling a tablespoon each of shredded Monterey Jack and Cheddar on top.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17h

Outback Steakhouse discontinuing the Walkabout™ Soup was our event horizon

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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 18h

Another L for Drake

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 18h

chat it's happening

uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report

After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...

uk.news.yahoo.com

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 21h

I'm sorry, what?

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 21h

you approach it in a hip high-school guidance counselor manner

a man in a captain america costume is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .

Alt: captain america spins a chair and then sits captain cowgirl-style

media.tenor.com

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