Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
· Nov 21
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."
You mythology 100% of the deities you don't believe in
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You mythology 100% of the deities you don't believe in
If it's any consolation, I'm just as disappointing as you are
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If it's any consolation, I'm just as disappointing as you are
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thug life is short for "tightly hugged life"
May 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
thug life is short for "tightly hugged life"
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all I want for Christmas this year is the thing
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
all I want for Christmas this year is the thing
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I’m more of a visual misunderstander
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I’m more of a visual misunderstander
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Complete imbecile in that I'm be cil e
December 28, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Complete imbecile in that I'm be cil e
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Ja Rule but Ja Listen too
June 18, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Ja Rule but Ja Listen too
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WFH is short for "WTF From Home"
March 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
WFH is short for "WTF From Home"
None of this is my fault, I specifically advocated for big money, NO WHAMMIES
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
None of this is my fault, I specifically advocated for big money, NO WHAMMIES
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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My favorite Star War, hands down
April 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My favorite Star War, hands down
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grabbing hands, grab all they can (everything Count's)
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
grabbing hands, grab all they can (everything Count's)
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friend with benefits (dental, pto, matching 401k))
August 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
friend with benefits (dental, pto, matching 401k))
the NUMLOCK stays on during sex
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the NUMLOCK stays on during sex
Why'd they call it "amuse bouche" when they could'a called it phenom-a-noms
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why'd they call it "amuse bouche" when they could'a called it phenom-a-noms
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Indivisible. You keep using that word. I do not think you know what it means.
March 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Indivisible. You keep using that word. I do not think you know what it means.
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Who up reasoning with the season?
December 21, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Who up reasoning with the season?
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FINALLY got the music to sync with the Christmas lights yep
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
FINALLY got the music to sync with the Christmas lights yep
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America has sent Seal Team 6 in to deal with people, bombed entire regions & designated entire governments as terrorist states for doing the type of stuff USA is out here doing in international waters & honestly domestically if we keeping it a buck
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
America has sent Seal Team 6 in to deal with people, bombed entire regions & designated entire governments as terrorist states for doing the type of stuff USA is out here doing in international waters & honestly domestically if we keeping it a buck
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I think one reason this country is collectively having a hard time clearly calling these strikes murders is because we have collectively been told forever that it’s not murder when cops obviously murder people.
We killed four more people in the Pacific Ocean today, according to a video just posted to DVIDS, the military's media distribution channel
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think one reason this country is collectively having a hard time clearly calling these strikes murders is because we have collectively been told forever that it’s not murder when cops obviously murder people.
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Cashier: Paper or plastic?
Chipmunk: Cheeks.
Chipmunk: Cheeks.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cashier: Paper or plastic?
Chipmunk: Cheeks.
Chipmunk: Cheeks.
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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new password must contain:
one uppercase letter
one lowercase letter
you are a special character
an italicized number
odd, even
one uppercase letter
one lowercase letter
you are a special character
an italicized number
odd, even
January 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
new password must contain:
one uppercase letter
one lowercase letter
you are a special character
an italicized number
odd, even
one uppercase letter
one lowercase letter
you are a special character
an italicized number
odd, even
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America is like the Applebee's of Denny's
March 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
America is like the Applebee's of Denny's