Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
· Nov 21
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."
Search your feelings, bro you know it to be true
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Search your feelings, bro you know it to be true
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
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specifically I would like to know if anybody is trying to make Baja Blast pie from scratch
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
specifically I would like to know if anybody is trying to make Baja Blast pie from scratch
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
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I manage all of this, a dialysis machine, a ventilator, tubes, a stressed out family, and more, but the government thinks we aren't professionals
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I manage all of this, a dialysis machine, a ventilator, tubes, a stressed out family, and more, but the government thinks we aren't professionals
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
this is why the blades make that noise
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this is why the blades make that noise
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do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
Metallica cover of Three Dog Night's "Shambala"
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Metallica cover of Three Dog Night's "Shambala"
Bed, Bath and Beelzebub
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bed, Bath and Beelzebub
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Well, the highway is alive tonight
But nobody's kidding nobody about going to town
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
With the ghost of old Charlie Brown
But nobody's kidding nobody about going to town
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
With the ghost of old Charlie Brown
May 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Well, the highway is alive tonight
But nobody's kidding nobody about going to town
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
With the ghost of old Charlie Brown
But nobody's kidding nobody about going to town
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
With the ghost of old Charlie Brown
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ok can I say something without everybody getting mad
August 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ok can I say something without everybody getting mad
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i strongly suspect that like most of his decisions, he bases it on his hatred of women, and there is a non-zero chance he thinks all nurses are women
haha oh god the consequences of this are going to be so incredibly grave in five to ten years time
Outrage after Trump’s bill reclassifying nursing as not a ‘professional degree’
Nursing organizations warn limiting access to student funding ‘threatens the very foundation of patient care’
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i strongly suspect that like most of his decisions, he bases it on his hatred of women, and there is a non-zero chance he thinks all nurses are women
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Newtonius F.I.G.
August 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Newtonius F.I.G.
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rip achilles you would have been terrible at DDR
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
rip achilles you would have been terrible at DDR
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Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in, Charlie Brown
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in, Charlie Brown
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adding an upward lilt to every sentence so it sounds like a question?
August 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
adding an upward lilt to every sentence so it sounds like a question?
🎶 Crabbing hams, crab all they can...
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🎶 Crabbing hams, crab all they can...
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we are currently in a period of extreme nap weather
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
we are currently in a period of extreme nap weather
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US can’t even stabilize the US
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
US can’t even stabilize the US
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well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now