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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form

"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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knitted?
A green, knitted raccoon cap with ears and puffy strings
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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ICP "Magnets, how do they work" meme but Violent J has been replaced with Incompetent Pete and the text reads "Fuckin mirrors, how do they work?!?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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🎶 Crabbing hams, crab all they can...
Crab Stuffed Ham Rolls on a red plate - literally thick-cut slices of ham filled with crab and cream cheese salad, then rolled and skewered with bamboo twisties
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from.
Christopher Walken wearing the brain scanning device in the movie, Brainstorm
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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🎶Well, my name's John Lee Pettimore
Same as my daddy and his daddy before
You hardly ever saw grandaddy down here
He only come to town about twice a year…
Pope Leo XIV speaks into a microphone with closed eyes while standing in front of other bishops, church officials and reporters
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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wish a mf wood
a frumply looking man-boy frowns, in oversized t-shirt and shorts stands with both hands jammed into the straps of the backpack he's wearing w/ text reading: I keep my nunchucks in my backpack so the po-po don't see
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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two panel comic P1: cop stands in middle of kitchen, unnerved by red spatter marks on walls and cabinets and countertop, saying "Mother of God... Nothing human could have done this." P2: Panel labelled "Earlier." shows pup struggling to squeeze catsup from the bottle onto his cheeseburger source:drawerofdrawings ig
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
a purplish/blue starling in autumn plumage bespeckled in pink and gold fringe - Source: IG wallmika
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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mull tea pass
Alessio Milivojevic shows Multipass to security on the way to Flossum Paradise with Bruce Willie
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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ask not for whom slipknot clanks the beer keg; it clanks for thee
Shawn "Clown" Crahan onstage fixing to clank the knot outta a beer keg mounted on a beer keg stand in the middle of a Slipknot concert
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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🎶Some kind of night into your darkness
Colors your eyes with what's not there

Faaaade into you
Strange you never knew
Pope Leo XIV speaks into a microphone with closed eyes while standing in front of other bishops, church officials and reporters
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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we had a good run
screenshot of youtube player for Marjorie Taylor Green's retirement announcement, but she's been replaced by Olivia Coleman in nun's habit making a surprised face. Title changed to "Marjorie James Keenan announces retirement from Shitposting"
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
Screenshot from Alien (1979) showing a small pic of Jonesy pinned between screen and control panel at a workstation on the USCSS Norstromo
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
a border collie and small bird commune under the moon in a dark wood amongst barren trees. Fairy light illuminates the bird's words to the pup: Even the moon glows from borrowed light... So, if you need it, I'll gladly lend you mine tonight. from the devastatingly talented, Sina Simbürger https://www.instagram.com/sin.xline
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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absolutely love this for the @washingtonpost.com
screenshot from thehill.com article titled: Coast Guard denies report it won't classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols BY FILIP TIMOTIJA - 11/20/25 3:23 PM ET The Coast Guard said Thursday a Washington Post report that claimed it will no longer classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols is "categorically false." "The claims that the U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses or other extremist imagery as prohibited symbols are categorically false. These symbols have been and remain prohibited in the Coast Guard per policy," Adm. Kevin Lunday, acting Coast Guard commandant, said in a statement. The Post reported the branch, part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), will classify swastikas, widely recognized as a symbol of the German Nazi Party and linked to the killing of millions of Jews, as "potentially divisive," along with the Confederate flag and nooses, citing documents it obtained.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
a row of birds on a branch, mouths open singing
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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mystery solved
Yipes, the Fruit Stripe Gum zebra riding a skateboard
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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pls don't tell paul what I've done
Movie poster for PTA's Punch-Drunk Love modified to read Ponch-Drunk Love and Adam Sander's profile has been replaced with Officer Francis "Frank Ponch" Poncherello and the cast is now Erik Estrada & Emily Watson
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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this has been stuck in my head all day and I'm sorry
Clippy the assistant from MS Office with a speech balloon reading "U UP?" and his outer wire fully extended downward, ready to reset your router
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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bunch of savages in this town
two panel meme of whispering close in someone's ear saying "do that thing I like" second panel shows raised hair and goosebumps on skin and text "*uses turn signals when turning or changing lanes"
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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bet this feels so good if you're a router
close-up of a straightened paper clip being inserted into the reset pinhole on the back of a wifi router
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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🎶Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say, baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say, baby, sᴀʏ ʙᴀʙʏ!
A mouse wearing a blue cape secured by a large red brooch. He is holding a stringed instrument and opening his mouth widely, as if belting out a tune.
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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OC the real MVP
Pew Research Center chart for "Americans' paychecks are bigger than 40 years ago, but their purchasing power has hardly budged", illustrating an insignificant gain in buying power between 1964-2018, but with a new line noting the oyster crackers per cup of soup have not deviated from 2-per over that same time period
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏' 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒆
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆!

Bring me to life
Hillary Clinton and Trump both wandering onstage during debate with hand-held microphones
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
collage of Jonesy emerging from his carrier with an emergency spacesuit helmet and a vignette of the Nostromo's escape shuttle, Narcissus. Artwork by Martin Ansin
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM