It's cool that this series features all four kinds of mustache a white guy can have. From left to right: gravel cyclist, cop, Field Marshal Haig, Bruno Kirby

Don’t care should’ve worked

Oh God I’ve never seen that one THE LINES

A mistake to see the Republican majorities in Congress as “abdicating.” They want the same things, the same substantive political agenda, as the executive and their acquiescence to the president’s leadership is a form of _action_, not passivity

That tracks

I really want to know who taught Tate curl definition since college

shmoopy lip 🫠🫠🫠 #hiSunny

every Mariners pitcher I’ve seen this season is a dead ringer for one of my cousins, the lure is strong

I have shared psychic pain with Floyd so it’s basically the same thing

I have not emotionally recovered from the last Mariners game I saw, let alone prepared to face another one that starts at night

Ah yes, my favorite chip flavor, simp garlic

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social hey I need you to come back to work, Spencer has invented a new phrase and it’s extremely upsetting

Now more than ever it is important to find community.

Damn we gotta redo the entire emergency show

I saw someone call them raccoon ankles 🤣🤣🤣

What about all the posts where he looks like an asshole

👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻that part

SIR —

it has occurred to me lately that if I was still working Vox but the version that existed about seven years ago I would 100% be gearing up to write an antichrist explainer right now

Aw man bsky.app/profile/blow...

am very much enjoying that we know josh and his wife had a child and nothing else (and he owes us nothing), but he’s been alternating wearing either bright pink or bright blue since the birth and hasn’t said a word

RIP Trent Dilfer, it ruled when you spent your entire time shitting on your own school’s volleyball team at a public event because your daughter played somewhere else.

for my part, Sally the only things that gives me pause are her lack of journalism experience or ethics, her sophomoric writing level, the fact that she's a censorious scold, and a virulent Islamophobe but aside from that she's just as good as Les Moonves, the serial sex predator who used to run CBS

Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine