Mr. Cait
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I don’t know, maybe the head coach and two thirds of the team agreeing to take a Nazi field trip and kiss the ass of the mad king might have had an effect on team chemistry. Just a thought.
Nick Sirianni is a cement head. One of the five dumbest head coaches in the league. I don’t give a shit if he won a Super Bowl. They shouldn’t just fire him, they should fire him out of a cannon.
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I don’t know, maybe the head coach and two thirds of the team agreeing to take a Nazi field trip and kiss the ass of the mad king might have had an effect on team chemistry. Just a thought.
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First of all, keep doing this. Forever. Secondly, WWE is just MAGA propaganda masquerading as men play-fighting in their underwear. Third, Bert Kreisher is a hack. Thanks
Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch reveal the discrimination they face as Cybertruck owners.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
First of all, keep doing this. Forever. Secondly, WWE is just MAGA propaganda masquerading as men play-fighting in their underwear. Third, Bert Kreisher is a hack. Thanks
First of all, keep doing this. Forever. Secondly, WWE is just MAGA propaganda masquerading as men play-fighting in their underwear. Third, Bert Kreisher is a hack. Thanks
Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch reveal the discrimination they face as Cybertruck owners.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
First of all, keep doing this. Forever. Secondly, WWE is just MAGA propaganda masquerading as men play-fighting in their underwear. Third, Bert Kreisher is a hack. Thanks
Nick Sirianni is a cement head. One of the five dumbest head coaches in the league. I don’t give a shit if he won a Super Bowl. They shouldn’t just fire him, they should fire him out of a cannon.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nick Sirianni is a cement head. One of the five dumbest head coaches in the league. I don’t give a shit if he won a Super Bowl. They shouldn’t just fire him, they should fire him out of a cannon.
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Whoever is responsible for any uniform the Ravens have ever worn, up to and especially including tonight, should be dragged through the streets of Charm City like Mussolini
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Whoever is responsible for any uniform the Ravens have ever worn, up to and especially including tonight, should be dragged through the streets of Charm City like Mussolini
Did Jack White always look like tall Danzig or is that a new development?
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did Jack White always look like tall Danzig or is that a new development?
Here’s your regular reminder that Tom Brady is the best QB to ever walk the earth and also the worst color commentator in all of sports.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Here’s your regular reminder that Tom Brady is the best QB to ever walk the earth and also the worst color commentator in all of sports.
ACAB includes the trombone player in the NYPD marching band.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ACAB includes the trombone player in the NYPD marching band.
Where my Macys Parade Heads at this morning? You guys jacked and pumped or what?
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Where my Macys Parade Heads at this morning? You guys jacked and pumped or what?
Do kids still go out and get shitfaced the night before Thanksgiving? I hope not.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Do kids still go out and get shitfaced the night before Thanksgiving? I hope not.
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Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
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This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
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This is literally half the people I grew up with. One kid used to steal cars every day, but also would pick me up from the bus stop and drop me at high school every day. In a stolen car.
In Massachusetts your cousin can either be a "good kid," a "piece of shit" or "a piece of a shit, but a good kid."
A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is literally half the people I grew up with. One kid used to steal cars every day, but also would pick me up from the bus stop and drop me at high school every day. In a stolen car.
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Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
If this was 2010 there’d have been a dozen parody videos all called “Wicked Pissah” with Glinda with a Boston accent and I would have jumped off the roof by now trying to not defy gravity
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If this was 2010 there’d have been a dozen parody videos all called “Wicked Pissah” with Glinda with a Boston accent and I would have jumped off the roof by now trying to not defy gravity
Uniform Game of The Week is Eagles/Cowboys. Every game the eagles don’t wear the Kelly Greens is a crime against humanity and a pox on their houses.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Uniform Game of The Week is Eagles/Cowboys. Every game the eagles don’t wear the Kelly Greens is a crime against humanity and a pox on their houses.
Ever since Tony Romo was announced as part of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Inspecting Children’s Genitals, he can go fuck himself forever. Fucking loser.
There are plenty of reasons to root against the Chiefs but let me propose a dark horse reason:
It would make Tony Romo sad
It would make Tony Romo sad
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ever since Tony Romo was announced as part of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Inspecting Children’s Genitals, he can go fuck himself forever. Fucking loser.
Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
Currently watching Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story featuring Bobby Bacala and Ralphie Cifaretto. Man I wish Buffalo was real.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Currently watching Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story featuring Bobby Bacala and Ralphie Cifaretto. Man I wish Buffalo was real.
Al Michaels is a one hundred year old man and the best play by play guy in football. Fire that maga weirdo Herbstriet into the sun and buy out Greg Olson’s contract. Then you have an announcing team. Anyway this game is like sitting through three stop light cycles and moving five feet in traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Al Michaels is a one hundred year old man and the best play by play guy in football. Fire that maga weirdo Herbstriet into the sun and buy out Greg Olson’s contract. Then you have an announcing team. Anyway this game is like sitting through three stop light cycles and moving five feet in traffic.