I.G.Y. Azalea
@steelydad.bsky.social
Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Stepping on the scale the Monday after thanksgiving week: 1/5 stars ⭐️🔲🔲🔲🔲 would not recommend
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Stepping on the scale the Monday after thanksgiving week: 1/5 stars ⭐️🔲🔲🔲🔲 would not recommend
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i've worked hard and gotten the grades and did the essays and mom they let me into Yale and even let me play football and
and now I'm getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes from Ohio with penguins on their helmets
and now I'm getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes from Ohio with penguins on their helmets
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i've worked hard and gotten the grades and did the essays and mom they let me into Yale and even let me play football and
and now I'm getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes from Ohio with penguins on their helmets
and now I'm getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes from Ohio with penguins on their helmets
watching planes trains & automobiles, realizing I am 2 years older than Steve Martin and 6 years older than John candy at the time of filming, and crumbling into a pile of dust and bones
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
watching planes trains & automobiles, realizing I am 2 years older than Steve Martin and 6 years older than John candy at the time of filming, and crumbling into a pile of dust and bones
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
partaking in the cousin walk before day-after-thanksgiving leftovers >>>
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
partaking in the cousin walk before day-after-thanksgiving leftovers >>>
I bet this bit killed at the Austin mothership lol
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I bet this bit killed at the Austin mothership lol
a single-issue voter whose single issue is bringing back clove cigarettes
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
a single-issue voter whose single issue is bringing back clove cigarettes
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making small talk after the cousin walk
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
making small talk after the cousin walk
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*to the tune of Neck*
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*to the tune of Neck*
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵
death, taxes, the lions losing on thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
death, taxes, the lions losing on thanksgiving
I put the Macy’s parade on tv earlier this morning and was very surprised to see the Hot Ones host guy. Was surreal seeing him outside of his element, in my mind hes confined entirely to a studio set, eating chicken wings for eternity.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I put the Macy’s parade on tv earlier this morning and was very surprised to see the Hot Ones host guy. Was surreal seeing him outside of his element, in my mind hes confined entirely to a studio set, eating chicken wings for eternity.
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I’m at the pumpkin pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m at the pumpkin pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
what’s the best Crosby, Stills & Nash song and why is it Wooden Ships?
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
what’s the best Crosby, Stills & Nash song and why is it Wooden Ships?
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
y’all I hate the future
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
y’all I hate the future
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Guys'll walk around like "yeah I'm p much over the divorce" then hear Tom Petty's Wildflowers and start vibrating
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Guys'll walk around like "yeah I'm p much over the divorce" then hear Tom Petty's Wildflowers and start vibrating
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The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
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putting the “unc” in uncrustables
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
putting the “unc” in uncrustables
putting the “unc” in uncrustables
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
putting the “unc” in uncrustables
The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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Sticking a knife in the bad takes bottle trying to get more to come out
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sticking a knife in the bad takes bottle trying to get more to come out